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December 2, 2010 at 9:04 pm

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March 27, 2012

Student Eats Nothing But Stir-Fry For A Week

Enjoy having Stir-fry for dinner? Think you can eat it again tomorrow? How about the day after that? And the day after that? How about for a whole week? Junior Peter Shmitt did just that. Living in Ernie Davis Hall he has officially completed the Syracuse Dining Hall Stir-fry challenge by eating nothing but Stir-fry... MORE »

September 26, 2010

Students Graduating Before Reaching End of Ernie Davis Sandwich Line

            An epidemic has swept the Syracuse University community. Students are entering the Ernie Davis Dining Hall’s sandwich line only to find out that literally years have gone by when they finally receive their sandwich.               “It was nuts!” commented former Syracuse student Kristina Barvara. “I... MORE »

September 19, 2010

Freshman POV: Ernie Davis Hall is Not For Peasants

Some of us live in poorly renovated skyscrapers, others reside on the outskirts of the ghetto, but only the Kings and Queens of Cuse get to live in the fabled Ernie Davis hall. While using the pristine new bathrooms in Davis, one can almost feel the exhilaration of literally shitting on all of the other... MORE »

September 2, 2010

Stealing food from Ernie Davis

So, upperclassmen. As our first week of class this semester comes to an end, you can start to appreciate the freedoms of living off-campus: no RAs, no mandated fire safety codes, no needed shower flip-flops, and no dining hall food. Wait, no dining hall food? …. For those of you who have awaited the moment... MORE »

August 24, 2010

Ernie Davis Arises From Dead, Immediately Becomes Uncomfortable With Things Named After Him

Two years after having the Carrier Dome football field and a state-of-the-art residence hall named in his honor, legendary Syracuse University running back Ernie Davis arose from the dead this week to have what he called a “look-see” at how his alma mater had changed since he graduated in 1962. Upon seeing the field, the... MORE »

February 20, 2012

After dining hall prices increase, students expect Marshall St cuisine in Ernie Davis

If you thought school was expensive when you enrolled at Syracuse University, think again – the prices have just gone up. Meal plans are slated to average $3,120 per 14 week semester for the 2012-2013academic year. “I did the math,” sophomore Jeremy Lukeidis said. “If I could spend the money on the food I want... MORE »

February 2, 2011

University Shocked to Learn of Women’s Basketball Team

In the wake of allegations of sexual harassment by women’s basketball coach Quentin Hillsman, much of Syracuse University was stunned by the revelation that the college also has a basketball team that girls can play on. “Get out of town,” junior marketing major Greg Cameron said, when asked for his opinion on the charges that... MORE »

February 28, 2011

Press Release: Kid Cudi to Headline 2011 Block Party

From UU: Syracuse, NY- University Union is proud to announce Kid Cudi as the headliner for this year’s Block Party along with performances by Nas & Damian Marley and other special guests. The annual spring concert will be held Friday, April 29th in the Carrier Dome at 7 p.m., doors at 6 p.m.   Presale... MORE »

December 9, 2010

Despite no snow days, students take it upon themselves to cancel classes

After over 100 hours of straight snow fall, students were left with the a series of unfortunate details: cars completely buried on even sides of the street, sidewalks submerged, undrive-able roads for the commuters, and more snow than anyone wanted to deal with. Buses running on campus had stopped altogether- either electing to stop running... MORE »

February 23, 2010

Student Awake After Month-Long Food Coma

The Syracuse University community breathed a sigh of relief today with the news that freshman Dominic Hester awoke early this morning following a food coma that lasted nearly a month. Dominic slipped into the coma following his trip to the famed Dinosaur Barbeque on the night of January 25, 2010. Roommate Chris Battle described the... MORE »

April 30, 2012

Disgruntled Student Passes Out and Sleeps Through Block Party…AGAIN

 April 27th was no ordinary Friday for Katrina Locke; nor was it for any other Syracuse student. It was a very special Friday: the mythical day known as Mayfest. Katrina, a lover of electronic music and raspberry alcohol, had pumped herself up for weeks upon weeks over Mayfest’s arrival. “This year will be different. This... MORE »

April 16, 2012

Student OK With Sorority Girl Loving Big; Doesn’t Want It Flaunted ‘In His Face’

“I’m a reasonable man. I have no issues with a sorority girl loving her big. I get that it’s the 21st century. I’ll tell you what I do have a problem with: her shoving it in my face, and down my throat.” Said the student who wished to remain anonymous. “Okay, you love your big.... MORE »

March 17, 2012

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February 26, 2012

Poll: What Should SU do With Excess Snow Removal Money?

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February 19, 2012

Newhouse Kids Incessantly Asking Cusack and Roberts to Be in Their Movie

With the news of Emma Roberts and John Cusack filming at Syracuse University buzzing around campus, many students were interested in much more than just spotting the two stars. Allegedly, Newhouse student after Newhouse student have approached the two “Adult World” stars hoping to cast one of them as the star for their TRF class... MORE »

February 13, 2012

University Reads Memes; Fixes School

In a strange and surprising turn of events Sunday afternoon, Syracuse University announced that they would be ‘fixing’ the university in response to the popular SU memes page. “We had no idea that tuition was so high. We were positively stunned when we were informed by Scumbag Steve.” said a representative from Syracuse University. “I... MORE »

February 6, 2012

What Your SU Coffee Shop Preference Says About You

Dunkin’ Donuts by Marshall St.–So you’re a purist, eh? The one in Schine just doesn’t meet all your caffeine-related needs? I bet you complain that the Taco Bell in Kimmel “just isn’t the same.” Well, it isn’t, but it’s not like you’ve ever been there sober anyway. Starbucks on Marshall St.–Arguably the best cup of... MORE »

January 29, 2012

Ten Ways to Make Your Professor Hate You

1. On every essay exam, write 4 different ‘options’ as answers. On multiple choice exams, write long descriptions of your answer in the margins. Tell her you just don’t ‘get’ testing. 2. No matter what the subject matter is, whenever a question is asked in class, always relate your answer to Harry Potter. Hitler—>Voldemort. Jesus—>Harry.... MORE »

January 22, 2012

Ernie Davis Residents to Kill Students in “Hunger Games” Competition

In response to a recent attempt by other Syracuse dorms to overthrow the residents of the posh residence hall, Ernie Davis, a competition has been organized that will ultimately kill two residents of each of the other SU residence halls. “We really wanted to make this competition our own. There are too many humanitarian groups... MORE »

January 5, 2012

10 Ridiculously Impractical Ways to Stay Warm This Winter (Cuse)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Peel Otto open. Crawl inside. Burrow yourself. Were talking two birds here: food and warmth. Let the force be with you. Pay a group of freshmen... MORE »

December 28, 2011

What Your New Years Plans Say About You (Cuse)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! College students, behold, one of the best creations our society has bestowed upon us: New Years Eve. Alas, the day in which we ring in the new... MORE »

December 22, 2011

The History of the Christmas Sweater (Cuse)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite!Top Reasons Why The Christmas Sweater Was Invented So that there was one weekend of Winter that girls could go out and party without freezing their asses... MORE »

December 11, 2011

Is it Finals Week Yet at Syracuse?

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December 6, 2011

Just Your Average AST 101 Slide

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December 4, 2011

Why Your R.A. Hates You

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December 2, 2011

Westboro Baptist Church to Protest Fab Melo’s Hair at the Carrier Dome

In a strange turn of events on Friday afternoon, the Westboro Baptist Church announced that they were not going to be protesting over the Bernie Fine scandal at Syracuse, but would instead be picketing Fab Melo’s new haircut. Westboro Baptist Church is known for its offensive and ultra-conservative politics. “His haircut is strange, it makes... MORE »

November 26, 2011

Which Syracuse University College Should You Go To?

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November 21, 2011 1 Comment

UC System To Begin Routine Beatings of Students

After the events that occurred on UC Davis’s and Berkeley’s campuses this past month, many people expected that the universities would strive to protect their reputations through support for peaceful protests and apologies for their resident police departments’ actions. Not the case. In fact, the UC system announced today that it would begin routine beatings... MORE »

November 20, 2011

What SU Students Think While Walking To Class

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November 15, 2011

Student Association Cuts Funding for Syracuse University

     In an unexpected turn of events this week–and likely an unapologetic publicity stunt to remind students that Student Association exists so that they’ll vote for president–Student Association has cut the budget for Syracuse University itself. Robert Rane, the University official who was assigned to attend the meeting to acquire funding for the University,... MORE »

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