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Article by Piliour
May 3, 2012

Around the Web

From studying for finals to partying your ass off (literally?) to discovering that there are no jobs for you once you leave so you might as well just keep partying, this is May’s first Around the Web! Sorry For Partying:  https://bit.ly/IGEX07 College Candy: 1 in 2 College Grads are Unemployed/Underemployed [Current Events Cheat Sheet] https://collegecandy.com/2012/04/30/1-in-2-college-grads-are-unemployed-or-underemployed-current-events-cheat-sheet/... MORE »

Article by gpsmonkey
December 18, 2011

STUDY: Stress of Final’s Week Distorts Student Perception of Bad Food

If you are a student at Bryant, you know that finals week occupies 99% of your grade during 1% of the semester. Accordingly, you have focused all of your time and effort to not failing any of your courses. What you have missed is obvious miscues from several branches on campus. We have highlighted just... MORE »

Article by SammyAbram
December 17, 2011


Finals are coming to an end and as you finish them up you start to realize, FUCK I NEVER ACTUALLY LEARNED SHIT. You sit in the classroom with your pen or pencil and start to shake. It’s been months since you first stepped foot in this classroom. Now it comes down to the end. The... MORE »

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December 16, 2011

Transfer Pride: I used to go to Maryland

I used to go to a real school. One where there were tailgates and acid dropping on a Monday at 6pm before Lab and a real Greek Week/Homecoming. Ah yes and one where the Jewish Council students broke it down real hard in the library during finals week. At Cornell we have Club Mann…..at UMD... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 13, 2011

How to Use a Campus Computer During Finals Week

It’s 6:42 AM. Finals week. You’ve taken enough Adderall to cure yourself of that annoying sitting still habit you used to have. You haven’t slept in 39 hours. You haven’t had sex in 32 hours. You’ve watched so much porn to distract yourself from this 20-page paper that’s due in less than four hours that... MORE »

Article by Nick Ciccone
December 13, 2011

The Final Commute

Being a commuter can be tough. Whether you’ve decided to live at home to save money or because you couldn’t part with your stuffed animals, the commuter gene is a part of your DNA. Commuters like to keep to themselves, and so they rarely disclose that they live at home. The only way to tell... MORE »

Article by Kahrispy
December 12, 2011

Professors looking forward to stress, sexual thrill, of finals week

Finals week is known within the bowels of every college across the country, and DeVry, as “more brootal” than even the most hymen shattering and sticky of frat initiations. Adderall, rope, and razor blade stocks all shoot sky high (but nowhere near as high as the students) and many freshman are weeded out, opting to... MORE »

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December 12, 2011

Passing Out From Studying > Passing Out From Drug Overdose

What a difference from last week’s ecstasy coma at DayGlow to this week’s Occupy FairMart. Typical Lehigh. Anyway, good luck finding a seat in any library at this point in the day. I guess if all else fails, sleep on the floor? MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
December 12, 2011

A Finals Dream

Imagine you did not party the weekend before finals week. Imagine you did not drink it up to every time your professor made you fall asleep. Imagine for just a few moments that you are a good student. You are fully prepared for the two hours that are cumulative of a whole semester’s worth of... MORE »