Avicii to Appear at Pixel After Cornell Concert

Article by maxmartinez September 3, 2012

On Saturday, September 22nd, Avicii will be performing at Barton Hall in honor of homecoming weekend.  Cornellians are extremely excited for his performance that night, which was made evident when tickets to the event sold out in a record 35 minutes. Many were upset that they weren’t able to get tickets, but now, they will... MORE »

Article by G-Nonymous
September 1, 2012

Cornellians on the Harvard Cheating Scandal: “Why can’t our school be that easy?”

Recent news reports that about half of the Harvard Class of 2012 is under investigation and at risk for losing their diplomas for illicit collaboration on a TAKE-HOME final exam (seriously) has left Cornell students scratching their heads. “The New York Times article says that ‘students were tripped up by a course whose tests were... MORE »

Article by maxmartinez
August 24, 2012

CU Student Looking for Missing Girlfriend

People go missing all the time, but it is a rarity at Cornell for someone to go missing. Unfortunately, some student cannot find his girlfriend in Uris Library. On Friday morning, dozens of signs appeared all over the library with a picture of a blonde girl and a phone. The phone number is a Georgia... MORE »

Article by maxmartinez
July 30, 2012

Cornell to Buy Joe Paterno Statue for $10 Million

With all the drama that just occurred, Penn State was fined $60 million dollars by the NCAA, with all proceeds going to charities benefitting abused children. To pay for this fine without affecting tuition costs for current students, Penn State held a silent auction for the legendary Joe Paterno statue on Monday. The winning bid... MORE »

Article by maxmartinez
July 29, 2012

Cornell’s 5 New Rules for 2012-2013

As things happen and time flies, Cornell adjusts its’ rules every year to make sure that students study in a happy, stress-free environment. This year is no different, as Cornell has placed five new rules in effect for the coming school year. Here is a breakdown of all five:   – No sunglasses inside classrooms... MORE »

Article by maxmartinez
July 18, 2012

Tupac Hologram? No, But Cornell Gets Churchill

Earlier in 2012, Coachella debuted the Tupac hologram, which was the first of its’ kind. Tupac was seen rapping on stage, but it was all done through lights and computers. It’s a concept that many people want to make popular due to the possible educational benefits brought to the table. Cornell, nonetheless, has invested in... MORE »

Article by maxmartinez
July 16, 2012

Study Shows C.U. Has Most ‘Paper Gangsters’ in U.S.

Somewhere in between the wigs, hats, and jockstraps in the back of her closet, Lady Gaga once coined the term ‘paper gangster’. A paper gangster is defined by Urban Dictionary as a bulls*** fake wanna-be who tries to be ghetto, thinks he/she is from the streets, and is a punk-ass mother****** who should be listening... MORE »

Article by maxmartinez
July 12, 2012

Foote to Be Honored by Cornell

In 2010, Cornell basketball had an amazing season and went all the way to the Sweet 16. A large (extremely large) part of that run was then-senior, NBA D-League All-Star and current member of the New Jersey Nets summer league team, Jeff Foote. Foote was the big center that every team craves. He rebounded, blocked,... MORE »

Article by maxmartinez
July 8, 2012

Lock Your Doors: Mice on Loose as Lab Window is Broken

Over the years, Cornell University has done a lot of research on mice and how they are affected by certain factors. Thousands and thousands of mice are kept by many labs on campus, but in a special area where they will never escape. The word never is very strong, but not always accurate, as 2,500... MORE »