Call Ramapo, Maybe

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April 6, 2012 at 12:53 am

“Call Me Maybe” is inarguably the best song to ever grace our planet. The godsend of a tune inspired some Ramafolk to dance, asking you to call Ramapo, maybe. However, it would be unwise and pointless to call Ramapo unless making a vulgar prank phone call. That is all. Enjoy the video with cameos from Kappa Sig fratbros and the Ramapo Fooligans.

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