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March 28, 2013 at 3:30 pm
Things Syracuse Should Have But Don’t: Puppy Rooms
Finals week is coming up, and as we all know, it’s the most stressful time of the year. Syracuse University usually comes out with a handful of lame-ass events to help relieve stress. (Wow, breakfast at NIGHT TIME. You really out-did yourselves this time) Our neighbors across the North border at Dalhousie University’s got the... MORE »
Syracuse Burns Through “It” Money at Announcement Event
Syracuse University held an event on its quad Thursday afternoon to finally reveal the specifics of its heavily discussed “It” campaign. The campaign raised $1 billion from individual donors well before its goal date. The university subsequently spent every cent on tents, mini hot dogs, hamburgers, soda, orange sunglasses, frisbees, video screens, tables, and noisemakers... MORE »
Hold the Pulp Season Finale
Check out the 3rd and final episode of the semester for Hold the Pulp. In this episode, we have a segment with our Foreign Correspondent, Luke Walsh, who tries to figure out what’s going on with Kappa Alpha Theta Sorority’s Philanthropy Flag Football Tournament, Theta Bowl. And finally, we were graced with the presence of... MORE »
New Music Video: Cuse Life
Check out this new SU music video from Ethnically Challenged, featuring some impressive quad frisbee throwing. MORE »
I didn’t know Otto had moves like Jagger
Syracuse University’s Otto The Orange taking a part in Ellen’s Dance Dare. Music Credit: Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera’s “Moves Like Jagger” MORE »
Orange Basketball Tries to Keep Fans Interested Against USF
The Syracuse Orange Basketball team is doing everything they can to keep fans in the seats, from awkward yet clutch 3-point shots to unnecessary alley-oops. And yet, somehow, people are still not quite captivated by the #2 team in the nation. So, last night against USF, the Orange pulled out all the stops to keep... MORE »
Three Epic Wins in One Week But…
I don’t know a lot about sports. I get the gist of it, but beyond that, the hype and the hoopla usually bore me. That being said, I support our basketball team as much as the next orange-clad fan and attend the games, yell Scoop’s name, and jump for joy when we beat the shit... MORE »
Drunk Kangaroo gets tossed at SU – Florida game
“I got it on film though so at least there’s that.” Stay classy, San Dieg… MORE »
SU To Instate New Mascot
First the ACC and now this. According to a source inside the SU Athletic Department, Syracuse has decided to release Otto the Orange from his role as Official Mascot of Syracuse University, a position that he has held for 16 years. Sources say that Otto simply can’t cut it in this day and age, when... MORE »
With Love, Georgetown
The following letter was sent into the Campus Basement offices by an anonymous source. It contains a message written to Syracuse University from Georgetown University after Syracuse moved to the ACC. It was found in a crumpled ball at Georgetown and was post marked for September 18, 2011. It has been retyped and posted on... MORE »
Pope resigns, realizes there is no God after hearing Pauly D will be playing at Syracuse University
Catholics around the world were shocked to hear that Pope Benedict XVI had resigned from his position as “THE CLOSEST PERSON TO GOD ON EARTH.” He tells sources at Campus Basement that the departure comes from fatigue, old age, and University Union’s Winter Carnival line-up. “They were hyping the students up, saying, ‘oh get ready,... MORE »
The Differences Between Fall and Spring Semester
Welcome back to Syracuse everybody! You may be wondering what’s so different about this semester than the last, so we here at Campus Basement are proud to present our comparative guide to help you transition into the new semester. MORE »
Things Syracuse Should Have But Don’t: Puppy Rooms
Finals week is coming up, and as we all know, it’s the most stressful time of the year. Syracuse University usually comes out with a handful of lame-ass events to help relieve stress. (Wow, breakfast at NIGHT TIME. You really out-did yourselves this time) Our neighbors across the North border at Dalhousie University’s got the... MORE »
Poorly Translated SAW shirt
Spotted in Ernie Davis Dining Hall. I knew Jigsaw was made in China. MORE »
Student Still Waiting For Nas
After the major disappointment by Nas’s no-show at the One World concert, most students left, cursing the Hip Hop legend from Queensbridge. Most. Meet Jeffrey Turs, a junior attending Syracuse University who claims to be Nas’s biggest fan and firmly believes that the rapper will appear at the Carrier Dome. “This isn’t the first time... MORE »
The hardest rejection I’ve ever had to do.
Since everybody at Syracuse can do a backflip, this pick-up line’s success rate has plummeted through the ground. MORE »
Bring Replacement Refs to the Carrier Dome
The Syracuse Orange football team currently have one win and three losses on their 2012-2013 season record. It seems no matter what we do, we can’t seem to win (except play shitty schools.) Our coaches don’t help, our players don’t help (please don’t beat me up), so we’ve gotta do what every frustrated sports fan... MORE »
Syracuse Police Department Ranked First in Nation for Party-Busting
The National Anti-Fun Association awarded the Syracuse Police as the most efficient party-patrollers in the United States. A glimpse at SPD’s crime stats shows they’ve shut down 7,342 parties in the last year along, 500 more parties than every other police force combined. This increase in heroic police work can be credited to the force’s... MORE »
Syracuse University schools Issue Letters to Class of 2016
As the Spring Welcome begins to wind down, the academic faculty here at Syracuse University sent letters to prospective Class of 2016 students. Here they are, for your viewing pleasures: MORE »
Advantages of Lawrinson’s Fire Alarms
Students unfortunate enough to dorm in Lawrinson this semester have much to complain about. Social life is dead, dining options suck, and room-mates are inconsiderate dicks who keep taking your shaving razor without telling you. Seriously Edgar, I know... MORE »
Dining Halls Missing Dishes – Blames Increasing Popularity of Ultimate Frisbee
If you’ve noticed the lack of plates in dining halls over the last week, you’re not alone. Before you jump to conclusions, don’t worry, the dining halls quality didn’t decreased. (Hard to do when you’ve hit rock bottom.) So who’s to blame for this dish deficiency? 80 degree weather and a 325% increase in Ultimate... MORE »
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