Overprotective Freshman Mom Refuses to Let Son Take Off Parka

Article by Rud September 6, 2011

Cyndi Talman of Norfolk, VA has an 18 year-old son who just began his Freshman year at Syracuse. However, her son, Bobby, is not like other freshmen. Is Bobby Talman extraordinarily tall, or fast, or intelligent? No. Bobby Talman wears a fur parka at all times. Often mistaken for a bear, and already captured twice on various... MORE »

Article by rkrieg
November 16, 2011

Acronyms That Will Prevent Me From Graduating

Allow me to rephrase… Abbreviations that WashU uses to stop me from graduating. Specifically, abbreviations that make me fail… At the very least, evidence that suggests WashU truly wants me to break down into hysterics in the middle of Whispers. QA: Quantitatively Annoying. When I reached the ripe age of twelve years old, my mother gave me a pair... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 21, 2010

This is the Best Party Ever!!!!

According to a recent Daily Orange report, a drug called Molly has taken over Syracuse University. Literally. There is an army of little pills commandeering vehicles and enforcing martial law in the streets. I kid of course. But not about the drug. Apparently it’s a real thing. Based (however loosely) on the DO article, the... MORE »

Article by jpaige
December 11, 2011

Mizzou Students Prepare to Study Abroad… In New York?

This Spring semester, hundreds of Mizzou students will pack their luggage along with their preconceived notions and fly off to exotic locales, where they will be immersed in a different culture as part of the study abroad program. Whether it’s sipping Bordeaux in France or zip-lining in Brazil, these students are guaranteed new experiences as... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
March 2, 2010

How far will Cuse go?

Sweet Sixteen: Just like the girls on the MTV show of a similar name, Boeheim will scream, cry, and buy a new car to cope with his feelings of inadequacy. Elite Eight: Good enough to make Jonny Flynn jealous, but not good enough to make him regret leaving college for a life of luxury and... MORE »

Video by Kevin Cardoni
April 9, 2012

Hold the Pulp

Syracuse University’s Orange Television Network recently debuted their very own late-night TV show, “Hold the Pulp.”  The brainchild of an impulse on the part of co-creators Jeff Cucinell and Kevin Cardoni; Hold the Pulp went from an inkling of an idea to a pilot airing on OTN in a matter of weeks.  With a surging... MORE »

Article by Piliour
November 24, 2011

Nickelback Ruins Football Game, Thanksgiving

Immediately following the halftime show of the Lions vs. Packers game today, the stage on which Nickelback “performed” got stuck, delaying the second half kickoff and ruining precious minutes of America’s lives. “It’s a metaphor of our career as a band,” said frontman Chad Kroeger. “All people want is for us to go away, but we... MORE »

Article by emcorbet
March 1, 2011

Universities brawl in competition to bring Natalie Portman to campus

You’ve seen it on Facebook – the push to get Natalie Portman, James Franco, and Danny McBride to come to your school because apparently, these actors’ film “Your Highness” will premiere at whatever university ranks in the most votes. Rutgers currently ranks 1st, Boston U in 2nd, University of College Park in 3rd, and Syracuse... MORE »