Rumored Four Loko Ban Has Thousands of Students Preparing for Minor Apocalypse

Article by Alex Rosenthal September 27, 2010

Four Loko, the popular alcoholic energy drink and currently the second best-selling beverage on the market behind water, is rumored to be facing legal troubles from the Food and Drug Administration for causing too many of its customers to get absolutely blackout retarded and have like, legit no freakin’ memory of what happened last night,... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
February 20, 2012

Week In Review: Get a load of the News on that guy!

Your second-best source for the past week’s Daily Trojan headlines DPS safety forum discusses student stress management, decreasing crime rates : Arguably, that second one could take care of both 1970 Los Angeles ban on throwing balls at beaches lifted : All my “MY BALLS, MY CHOICE!” posters must have worked! Onion editors address satire... MORE »

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December 6, 2011

“Facebook Love” hilarious new music video

We’re all just having sex with our computer screens MORE »

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March 9, 2010

Department of Pubic Safety (Not a Typo)

If only this were around before the herpes manifestation of ’77… MORE »

Article by Ian Arnold
January 12, 2012

Ron Paul Watches V for Vendetta, Seeks to Abolish Executive Branch

When a major politician seeks the legalization of marijuana, it speaks volumes to the millions of advocates nationwide. Millions more jump on board when a presidential nominee promises to eliminate all military engagements brought about in the last decade. For Ron Paul, this appeal to the masses has proven successful in the Iowa and New... MORE »

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April 12, 2010


I thought it was about our commencement speaker, but I guess its for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Photo Credit: Idk? MORE »

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February 14, 2012

Playground Love from The NewsHouse

Our friends Irina Dvalidze and Cheryl Mowczan at The Newshouse put together this awesome compilation between innocent preschoolers and corrupt college kids talking about what love means. The fact that the preschoolers are more pronounced than the college students speaks volumes about our generation. Regardless of how you feel about love, whether it exists only... MORE »

Article by apost
November 18, 2010

Shits Gone Viral

Buy your shirts now! Yawn outside! Stay out of class! Do whatever it is you need to do to get over it! Get up and walk the hell out! Coming soon….”I Yawned” tees in Men, Women and Kids sizes. MORE »

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December 8, 2011

Dean College Students Expelled After Fight Over Nike Shoes

Completely fucked up fight over some nike shoes. Really? I guess you can expect no less from a school nobody has ever heard of. Fight starts at 0:40 MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
December 12, 2010

Students Distraught Over Lack of Subway Restaurants in USC Area

“There are some days where I feel like nobody cares,” an anonymous USC junior shook her head sadly one chilly December lunchtime. “I have to walk a couple blocks to get Subway, sometimes. It’s not right.” She turned away so I wouldn’t see her wipe away a tear. I saw. This hungry student is one... MORE »