“Take an Add Sheet, dammit.”

Article by Chris Varney November 16, 2011

“Add sheet? Add sheet! Just a guy handing out Add sheets. Who likes a bargain? I know I do. Add sheet! They’re free! Coupons for over a hundred of you’re favorite stores in the greater Columbia area!” “Add sheet? No? Add sheet! No? Here, take an add sheet!….Do what? To myself? That’s not even possible... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
November 1, 2010

Off-Campus Robbery Alert, As Fantasized By Me While Daydreaming In Class

For the protection and safety of Syracuse University students, faculty, staff and neighbors, SU’s Department of Public Safety (DPS) releases the following alert:   OFF-CAMPUS ROBBERY   On Thursday, Oct. 28, a brave, heroic student named Alex Rosenthal reported that he was approached by an unknown suspect at approximately 3:00am on the 600 block of... MORE »

Video by Anonymous
September 22, 2010

Epic South Campus Fight

Starring: Evan Fonseca Mike Smiroldo Kyle Kuchta Heres another action scene test movie, it somewhat continues after the last one. MORE »

Article by shepbb
December 8, 2011

Breaking News: Zombies Discovered in College Campuses

ITHACA, NY””If you are anywhere near a college campus right now, be prepared. The long-hyped up invasion of fictitious soulless corpses has indeed occurred; lifeless college students are attacking us. It is still very unclear as to how these zombies were even created. According to sober observation, a chemical weapon was not unleashed and a... MORE »

Article by shepbb
May 21, 2012

Fraternities Urge Congress to Make the Word, “Bro,” Illegal

Unbeknownst to many, a national movement has recently been established; hundreds of chapters of some of the most prominent social collegiate fraternities have joined forces for a common cause. Their stated purpose is to “put pressure on the federal government, to end the oppression, stereotypes, bigotry and prejudice reflected by the use of the word,... MORE »

Article by Quinn Sosna-Spear
February 4, 2012

A Look At The Ralph’s Clearance Rack

Being in college means living on a budget. Living on a budget can be hard (just ask my father who pays all of my credit card bills). Going to school at USC (e.g. University of Spoiled Children, University of Second Choice, University of Skillful Citizens, University of Succulent Cranberries, or University of Modest But Also... MORE »

Article by LukeStarnes
April 24, 2012

Peace Corps in no way associated with Meta World Peace

After Lakers forward Meta World Peace was ejected from Sunday’s game against Oklahoma City for elbowing James Harden in the face, the United States Peace Corps released a statement assuring people that the two groups were in no way associated despite name confusion. The incident occurred after Peace was trying to pump up the crowd... MORE »

Video by smalls
January 6, 2011

Jewsey Shore

Jews go to the Jersey Shore MORE »

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Article by LukeStarnes
February 27, 2012

Mizzou softball blows out Royals

For the third consecutive season, the University of Missouri softball team blew past the Kansas City Royals, this time by a 9-2 margin. The game was held at Kansas City’s Kauffman Stadium, where a makeshift outfield wall was constructed to bring the distance down from 415 ft. to 225 ft. in order to accommodate the... MORE »

Article by Ian Arnold
January 26, 2012

Student Wins iPod Shuffle, Instead Given First-Generation Zune

Mizzou basketball games have their own mixture of a family culture, fan pride and intense competition. None more so than at halftime, where there are a plethora of fan-participation competitions.  This year, a new game was introduced. A blind race””Truman collects the contestants’ shoes, the players face the student section, and Truman scatters shoes around... MORE »