SGA Line Changes for 2012-2013

Article by Max Lehman April 30, 2012

This past week proved to be full of events of various levels of excitement reaching different demographics that cause us students to ask, “So which events are for us exactly?” Spring Family Weekend, and Relay for Life were among the basic events that helped bring this entire school together. Old people were here this past... MORE »

Article by Brian W
January 23, 2011

Contest! Check it out

We have a pretty awesome contest up and running, so check it out and get in on the action! Enter the Campus Basement “Give Us A Recipe” Contest! MORE »

Article by Danny Fersh
March 31, 2011

With America taking cover for the coming baseball storm, I give you my Major League preview, in poetry form.

The Phillies and the Red Sox are every expert’s picks But what about the Yankees, those pinstriped New York pricks? They might not have four aces, or Theo Epstein’s additions But what they lack in talent, they make up for with C.C.’s three chins. Then again there are the Giants ““ the defending champs are... MORE »

Article by emcorbet
March 19, 2012

Victims of Instagram cite disappointment with spring break photos as symptom

“I was having the time of my life, yknow? Off on the beaches of Puerto Rico, thinking all these inevitably gorgeous pictures I am taking will surely come out wonderfully…And then, I looked back at them and I couldn’t believe my eyes.” What junior Felicity Coughman is describing is a recent affliction among iPhone/iPad and... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
December 4, 2011

Are CJ Fair’s Muscles To Scale?

For some reason, I just don’t think this cartoon does CJ Fair justice. CJ has WAY bigger guns than that. MORE »

Article by Syracuse Staff
April 5, 2010

SA Fest (aka MayFest)

SA has announced that they will be sponsoring their own version of Mayfest, in an attempt to revive the holiday that SU is trying to ban. Their Mayfest will not take place on Euclid, which means”¦IT ISN’T MAYFEST! While it remains to be seen what will ACTUALLY occur on this fraudulent Mayfest, and WHERE it... MORE »

Article by efreun2
January 26, 2012

Omelet Station Files Chapter 11: Students Set-Up “Occupy Lackmann”

 On Dec. 20th, Maria Rodriguez looked down at her bills and shook her head in awe, “There’s just no way we can stay in business, Lackmann charges us too much money in rent and supplies.” The defeated manager dropped the bill into the puddle of tears that had formed on her desk, ” We’re done, I have to file... MORE »