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Article by Ice Queen March 3, 2010
Dear DPS, What do you guys do anyway? I mean, besides stand around guarding our Mayfest from non-existent potential intruders…? I really don’t understand it when I call at 4am needing an escort to South Campus, and you tell me that you CAN’T drive me there, but you CAN drive me to College Place where... MORE »
This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite!Having reflected upon the past year we here at Cornell Campus Basement have realized we’ve done some really bad things. Like, we’ve made really some awful decisions. ... MORE »
You might have seen floppy yellow poles scattered around the Senior Village at Ramapo College, and wondered what their purpose could be. Well… While the administration may tell you it’s a smart way to keep snow plows from plowing over the grass this winter (or October), it’s actually a strategic initiative implemented by Ramapo’s new,... MORE »
So recently, we decided we’d start a new segment relating to all the best (awkward) stories from their freshman years. This is our first submission. Dear Cuse My Campus: Freshman year. Sadler hall. Late night. My girlfriend was visiting. The stage was set for disaster. Earlier that night, I had had WAY too much water... MORE »
Believe it or not Trojans, picking your fall classes is right around the corner. If you’re not an engineer and have a couple credits to spare, why not take something completely ridiculous interesting that’ll cushion your GPA at the same time? After asking the brightest and best around, I’ve compiled some options that might just grant you... MORE »
I’m not going outside, at least not on bid day. That’s what it’s called, right? The one with the screaming girls running around campus? Senior Anthony Pantene notes his reluctance to go anywhere near Greek row as this weekend, as Rush kick off starts Friday. “I am SO excited! I just cannot wait to see... MORE »
Last week, Columbia administrators banned the marching band from playing at the final football game of the year against Brown after band members altered the words of the fight song to “Who do we even try, we always lose, lose, lose.” Now, however, it seems that administrators have changed their minds, repealing the band ban... MORE »
Syracuse University was overcome with grief last Saturday night upon the tragic loss of freshman broadcast journalism major David Spencer at approximately 10:45pm. The cause of death ““ too much school spirit. It was like any other game day at Syracuse, except an NCAA record of 34,616 of the school’s fans were all in attendance... MORE »
Ever been walking around campus and wondered…”where can I pump my breast milk?” Never fear! The lactation rooms are here! All you need to do is enter the Human Ecology building and try and use the bathroom and there is the lactation room. Oh and its BYOP (bring your own pump). MORE »