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Why Bits and Bytes Closes On The Weekends

Article by efreun2 February 16, 2012

You know what really grinds my gears? That Bits and Bytes, one of the few good dining locations on campus, closes for the weekend. But why is that? For the past couple of days I’ve tossed and turned searching for answers, day dreamed constantly through natural science lectures and snoozed through Tom Jones discussions. Does... MORE »

Article by Eric Pratt
January 12, 2012

Turtle My World

Some called it “turtling,” “flipping,” “burritoing,” or “nuggeting,” but many remember the high school gag of taking someone’s backpack, removing the contents, turning it inside out and putting everything back in. Masters of the craft could steal a backpack in the middle of class and reverse it so quietly that the victim knew nothing until... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 22, 2010

Blog of a Frat Bro: Christmas Edition

Sup dudes, Just wanted 2 hit u up and see what’s good. Just got back to the Island (Long Island, I don’t watch that Lost shit) and about to chill wit my boyz, hit up some clubs, drink some Captain. No bigz. Had a pretty dope semester. Hooked up wit mad bitches, got my drink... MORE »

Article by apost
January 31, 2011

Technologically Retarded and Why Professors Are Hypocrites

Don’t you hate it when professors tell you to turn off your cell phones when you’re in class or keep them on silent? Clearly having my phone constantly in my hand during your class is the only thing keeping me from falling asleep. What would you prefer? But, what I hate more than that is... MORE »

Article by Nicole G
March 22, 2012

Junior Gets Heat Stroke After All His Classes Were Held on Quad

Junior Gary Fisher was carried off the quad today by ambulance after showing symptoms of heat stroke, dehydration and first degree sunburn. The ETS major was in the sun all day after all of his classes were moved outside. His roommate, Arthur Shaw, said that at Fisher’s first class of the day, the professor polled... MORE »

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Video by Anonymous
April 14, 2011

SUParties and MTV for MayFest 2011!

We Are Joe Spadafino, Zack Stanek, Juan De Los Llanos, and Emily Coon. Join Us at Alpha Chi Rho Fraternity (AKa Crow) The Sickest Frat On Campus, MTV! As Our Crow Frat Friends Throw The Craziest Party For Mayfest! Thanks to Danny! These Highlights Are Just Little Things Compared To What is in Store to... MORE »

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September 27, 2011

Maybe One Day You Too Could Be Regional Manager of a Mediocre Paper Company

Andy Bernard has been promoted to Regional Manager of the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin. Wonderful news for Cornell! Little does NBC know they are helping promote our school using product placement. Yes, I took a comm class once. And now you can buy all the different items that Andy has displayed proudly on his... MORE »