Fittness Major Nicknamed “Lil’ Boy” Tries to Write Satire Article

Article by Splattsburghian January 3, 2012

Note: The Editor and Head Writer of the Plattsburgh Campus Basement has received an anonymous article written by a PSU fitness major who would only allow himself to be identified as “Lil’ Boy”. The article seemed comedic (due to its sheer ignorance) so I thought it was worth publishing. However it is important to remember... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 27, 2010

No Shave, No Vember

It’s that time of year again! Time to put the razors by the wayside and let your hair flag fly! And boy do we want to see your hair flag. Wait, that sounds weird. What we want to see are pictures. For anyone participating in No Shave November, take a picture of your face on... MORE »

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Article by Chris Varney
January 19, 2012

Videos to watch after climbing trees outside all day!

Winnie the Pooh couldn’t have said it any better, it sure is blustery outside. But soon, little cherubs, anthropomorphic stuffed animals and trees alike will have the joy of a spring day. But outside is only interesting for so long, children! What to do after a long day of dragon chasing and tree climbing in... MORE »

Article by emcorbet
October 14, 2010

Marshall St. overrun with truancy

Marshall St. forced to close off road, turn pedestrians away as class skipping students flocked to the famed block. As more and more students ignored their class schedules in lieu of pizza, bubble tea, and Slider’s Belgian fries, Marshall Street swarmed with said slackers. The popular eateries and cafes could not contain the masses of... MORE »

Article by gpsmonkey
January 4, 2012

Student Sues Campus Post Office After Misplaced Package

It was a typical day for Dan. He woke up on a Tuesday morning and began getting ready for his boring 9:00am history class with Professor Rooney. Only one thing was different for Dan that morning: today was the day his new Fleshlight came in the mail. Over $70 and 3-4 weeks of raging anticipation,... MORE »

Article by Roy Parker
November 18, 2012

USC Loss to UCLA Undeniable Proof That Californians Don’t Know How to Do Sh*t When It Rains

UCLA’s 38-28 victory over USC this Saturday marked the first time in six years that the Bruins have beaten the Trojans. During the game everyone was quick to point out USC head coach, Lane Kiffin, as the faulty party for USC’s poor performance. But the actual culprit is all the more sinister…   The. Rain.... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 5, 2010

Thousands of Football Fans Turn TVs Off in Disgust

On Saturday, the Syracuse Orange men’s football team defeated Akron in a 29-3 blowout. The victory marks one of the few Orange victories on the gridiron in the last few years. Last year, the Orange finished with four wins, only one of which came in the Big East. This year, the Orange are already 25%... MORE »

Video by Humor Whore
May 8, 2012

Interview with the BEST DJ at Syracuse

At the end of the day you just gotta keep it real. MORE »

Picture by Syracuse Staff
November 1, 2010