Mizzou’s 11/11/11 Ball Drop

Video by Chris Varney November 11, 2011

Happy 11/11/11! Also, Veteran’s Day! This is somehow related… MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
March 6, 2010

Freshman Suffocates After Wearing Too Much Body Paint To Basketball Game

Syracuse University was overcome with grief last Saturday night upon the tragic loss of freshman broadcast journalism major David Spencer at approximately 10:45pm. The cause of death ““ too much school spirit. It was like any other game day at Syracuse, except an NCAA record of 34,616 of the school’s fans were all in attendance... MORE »

Video by loganor
December 11, 2011

A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist Pt. 2

Here’s another one. You might remember these guys as the ones who sang that song that had a lot of fast singing and then “chickity china, the chinese chicken”. They also sang about the birth of Christ. Who knew? MORE »

Article by halfmanhalfamazing
November 18, 2011

Wash U to End Free Sushi Wednesdays at the DUC

Wednesday, November 16, 2011 marks a day that will live in infamy throughout the Wash U Community for years to come.  Bon Appétit management has announced its intentions to end “Free Sushi Wednesdays” in the DUC.  For those of you who are unaware of this campus-wide phenomenon, Free Sushi Wednesdays has played a crucial role... MORE »

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May 2, 2011

OBAMA? Bin Laden is dead

You can always count on Fox News for fucking it up. Maybe next time try “Osama bin laden”! MORE »

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December 15, 2011

Happy Holidays With Love from Cornell…and Apparently the Clock Tower

Oh and for Caption ideas…. Happy Holidays from Cornell and Frosty the Snowman who wishes you “Happy Holidays and hey can you help me get this thing out of my butt?” MORE »

Article by jillboard
March 19, 2012

This Week In TV…

Mahwah, NJ – With midterm week violating and disturbing us, it’s SO hard to keep up with things that matter: talking about ourselves on Twitter, calling people ugly on Facebook, getting diarrhea from Birch (wait, we still do that), and finally, following our TV shows. While you’re all “studying”, I’ve been busy slaving over staying... MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
February 2, 2011

University Shocked to Learn of Women’s Basketball Team

In the wake of allegations of sexual harassment by women’s basketball coach Quentin Hillsman, much of Syracuse University was stunned by the revelation that the college also has a basketball team that girls can play on. “Get out of town,” junior marketing major Greg Cameron said, when asked for his opinion on the charges that... MORE »