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CURRENTLY KICKIN' ASS
Article by Max Lehman April 30, 2012
This past week proved to be full of events of various levels of excitement reaching different demographics that cause us students to ask, “So which events are for us exactly?” Spring Family Weekend, and Relay for Life were among the basic events that helped bring this entire school together. Old people were here this past... MORE »
With America taking cover for the coming baseball storm, I give you my Major League preview, in poetry form.
The Phillies and the Red Sox are every expert’s picks But what about the Yankees, those pinstriped New York pricks? They might not have four aces, or Theo Epstein’s additions But what they lack in talent, they make up for with C.C.’s three chins. Then again there are the Giants ““ the defending champs are... MORE »
“I was having the time of my life, yknow? Off on the beaches of Puerto Rico, thinking all these inevitably gorgeous pictures I am taking will surely come out wonderfully…And then, I looked back at them and I couldn’t believe my eyes.” What junior Felicity Coughman is describing is a recent affliction among iPhone/iPad and... MORE »
SA has announced that they will be sponsoring their own version of Mayfest, in an attempt to revive the holiday that SU is trying to ban. Their Mayfest will not take place on Euclid, which means”¦IT ISN’T MAYFEST! While it remains to be seen what will ACTUALLY occur on this fraudulent Mayfest, and WHERE it... MORE »
On Dec. 20th, Maria Rodriguez looked down at her bills and shook her head in awe, “There’s just no way we can stay in business, Lackmann charges us too much money in rent and supplies.” The defeated manager dropped the bill into the puddle of tears that had formed on her desk, ” We’re done, I have to file... MORE »