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Article by hmerkt April 30, 2013

Deep in the middle of the sweltering concrete jungle of South Central Los Angeles lies a place of pleasure, and intrigue. It’s a place where underpaid, average looking, and piddling college students work hard and play harder, the kind of place where desperate people have a lot of sex with each other. This IS 28th... MORE »

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Article by AJ Frydman
April 29, 2013

USC Fraternity Spurs Campus Outrage After Throwing ‘Brolocaust’ Themed Party

A University of Southern California fraternity spurred controversy on campus over the weekend after hosting a party with a questionable theme. Sources say that the Nu Zeta Iota fraternity drew hundreds to their house Saturday night for what they called a ‘Brolocaust’ party. Many gathered on campus Monday morning to protest the party, which was... MORE »

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Article by Renee Fleddermann
April 16, 2013

Missouri lawmakers: “Marijuana kills, so we’ve legalized a newfound dangerous hallucinogen instead.”

After much debate over the health benefits of marijuana in Columbia, the Missouri Senate declared Tuesday that it is going to legalize a new drug, “squirrel crack,” instead. Pro-cannabis activist groups protested through the streets of downtown Columbia, Missouri for months to get their voices heard and work toward the legalization of marijuana. Frequent marijuana... MORE »

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Article by Becca Grumet
April 14, 2013

Lena Dunham to release spoken word poetry album

Fueled by Ramen, the record label behind the soundtrack GIRLS Volume 1: Music from the Original HBO Series, announced today that they will be releasing an album of original spoken word poetry written and performed by none other than Lena Dunham herself. It comes as no surprise after Dunham signed a $3.7 million book deal for... MORE »

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Article by Brian Czaicki
April 10, 2013

Student Files Restraining Order Against Ex-Girlfriend after Quadruple Text

Monday following spring break,  MU student Brad O’Neal filed a restraining order in the local district court against classmate Katie Gladhill on the grounds that she was “being a total psycho bitch”. According to Mr. O’Neal, the two had ended their romantic relationship earlier in the semester and as spring break was approaching the texts... MORE »

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Article by hmerkt
April 8, 2013

All Girls in Sorority House Hate Drama, Charlotte

  As last nights chapter dinner, many more individual conversations, endless hours of  research, and a recent press release from the sorority have revealed, All the girls in the Theta Delta Chi house have proclaimed that they, “Hate Drama.” Drama has been cast off by this group as, “Shitty,” and, “Annoying,” in the past. The... MORE »

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Article by Quinn Sosna-Spear
April 4, 2013

Kevin Ware to Promote Board Game “Jenga”

Louisville Cardinal fans are continuing to reel from the shocking injury suffered by sophomore Kevin Ware during the Elite Eight game against Duke University. A gruesome compound fracture caused Ware to crumple, and his right leg to literally collapse into itself. While spectators and experts alike debate the impact of this tragedy on his future career,... MORE »

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Article by Cailin Lowry
April 1, 2013

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It’s been a while, Campus Basement. I’ve been, you know, living my life and stuff (#yolo, but I don’t think that’s a thing still #outdated? #sorry #ugh). Doing work. Sleeping. Going to Trader Joe’s. Watching Portlandia. Grumbling as I try to find a radio station that isn’t playing that stupid Bruno Mars song. Harboring a... MORE »

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Video by Annie Segal
March 31, 2013

Syracuse student claims to be Hannah Montana

Sophomore PR major, Hannah Melton, claims to be the real Hannah Montana after getting her wisdom teeth removed. Has the real Hannah Montana been walking among us at Syracuse? MORE »

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Video by Alfred
March 28, 2013

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