On November 3, 2009, Nothing Happened

Article by Piliour February 23, 2010

On November 3rd, 2009, Syracuse did not play a men’s basketball game. If they had played a game, they certainly would not have played a game against LeMoyne College. But there was no game, so this point is irrelevant. On November 3rd, 2009, the Syracuse men’s basketball team was actually not even a team. They... MORE »

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October 27, 2010
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Article by Shermysherm11
February 13, 2012

Mizzou Memes

Since the dawn of unathleticism and staggering bitterness, web cretins have used memes (pictures of people/animals, each with a distinct and odd personality), to convey their wittiness to the great wasteland that is the Internet. For instance, the Insanity Wolf meme: a picture of a crazed wolf’s head embossed on a black-and-white background. Insanity Wolf’s... MORE »

Article by dang
September 7, 2011

Skorton Declares War On Friendship””Ends Pledging

In an effort to set a national  precedent, Cornell University President David Skorton has vowed to put an end to fraternity pledging. In his Op Ed article published by the NY Times, Skorton outlined his plan to end hazing and replace the pledging period with a more positive initiation term.  Cornell has been the site of... MORE »

Article by Roy Parker
October 14, 2011

Film School Ferret and Film Major Flamingo Hired as New Faculty

The USC School of Cinematic Arts announced today the hiring of two new faculty members to the SCA staff for the Spring 2012 semester ““ Film School Ferret and Film Major Flamingo. The two new staff members have both grown in popularity over the past year or so by both appearing in their own respective... MORE »

Article by Piliour
January 28, 2012

Linguistics Major Devotes Final to Decrypting Various Pearl Jam Songs

Thomas Rowland, a junior Linguistics major, had an open-ended final exam last semester. The professor for his linguistics class, LIN 220, challenged the class to “hand in a paper discussing the evolution of linguistics throughout history.” Without even a second thought Rowland knew what the subject of his paper would be. “I thought about [Professor]... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 22, 2011

Andy Rautins!

Check out this video of Andy Rautins and fellow Knicks rookie Landry Fields in their new show on MSG, The Andy and Landry Show! Who knew Andy had the voice of an angel? MORE »

Article by hmerkt
December 1, 2012

Path To Laundry Room Left Devastated After Three Days Of Rain

As the residents of the North East third of Cardinal Gardens awoke this morning they found their apartment complex left in total god damn disarray after light rain plagued the region for the better part of the last week. Soggy leaves and downed twigs leave residents who are just trying to make it to the... MORE »

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October 5, 2011

Depstep, for anyone who’s taken Grammar Slammer

My two favorite things: Joan Deppa and dirty bass. MORE »

Article by Joshua Scarcella
November 17, 2010

The “Wild” the Guilty and the “Buffalo” Shuffle

FBI Officials have released information that restaurant chain “Buffalo Wild Wings” has been indicted on charges of fixing professional sports games in at least three major leagues. For the past three years, “Wild Wings” has been using its resources to prevent games from ending early and pushing them into overtime or extra innings. Elongating games... MORE »