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You thought the Vinny story was crazy? Cornell Invaded by Extraterrestrial Lifeforms From Planet Q580 in Quadrant X http://t.co/8dOXuGNI
You thought the Vinny story was crazy? Cornell Invaded by Extraterrestrial Lifeforms From Planet Q580 in Quadrant X http://t.co/8dOXuGNI
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Thank You Notes to Hofstra
Dear Hammer Lab- Thank you for not having enough logon servers as there are computers. It is awesome to know I can print out my final paper worth 50% of my grade at any time with the fun of playing a little Logon Roulette. It is a constant reminder tuition is 50 grand a year.... MORE »
Janet Reno ’60 to Speak on Marijuana Rights Thursday
Former Attorney General of the United States and member of the Cornell class of 1960, Janet Reno is making her way back to Ithaca on Thursday. With the election 6 months away and lots of hot issues at hand, Reno wanted to come back and speak with current students about an issue that has been... MORE »
Cornell Bans Smoking on Campus for Fall 2012
For some people, there’s nothing like taking a quick cigarette break in between a class or during a timeout from an intense study session in the library. Unfortunately, the next time that craving hits you, you’ll have to walk to Collegetown to do it. This morning President David J. Skorton announced that the administration voted... MORE »
Cornell University Invaded by Extraterrestrial Lifeforms From Planet Q580 in Quadrant X
With all the rumors of Vinny Guadagnino coming to Cornell being untrue, thousands of Ivy League students were shocked and astounded to find that a satirical news website would provide them with inaccurate information. Lucky for you, Earthlings, a REAL extraordinary sensation has crash-landed in Beebe Lake at approximately 3:28 AM. Broadcasted on every major... MORE »
End of the World? Snow in Ithaca This Summer
From tsunamis to tornadoes to hurricanes to oil spills, Earth has been experiencing its fair share of natural disasters. Maybe the Mayans were in fact right when they said that the world would end this year. Weird things really have been occurring on our planet for quite a while now, but nothing as weird as... MORE »
What I Learn’t My Freshman Year
There are few things more mysterious and built-up than kawledge. You’re going to get drunk, an STD, have some pregnancy scares, perhaps you’ll go to class, but who gives a fuck? YOLO, right?! Wrong. Fuck YOLO. Fuck it in the face. Having completed my first year of school at the stereotypical state university as a... MORE »
Justin Bieber Not Coming to Cornell, But Guess Who Is?
With all the rumors of Justin Bieber coming to Cornell not being true, many girls on campus were heartbroken and disappointed that they wouldn’t get their chance with the teenage heartthrob. Lucky for you, ladies, another sensation is making his way to Ithaca this coming fall. Announced on his Facebook fan page this morning, Jersey... MORE »
The Seven Stages of “Call Me Maybe”
Stage 1: Denial “This song isn’t good, dude. You seriously like this song?” Stage 2: Anger “You’re putting it on again?! Just turn it off, man. I can’t keep listening to this!” Stage 3: Compromise “Now I’ve got that stupid song stuck in my head. Might as well download it.” Stage 4: Depression “Oh my... MORE »
This Year At SU I Learned (by the Cuse Basement Staff)
The Syracuse Basement Team (CuseMyCampus) decided to investigate what SU students had learned over the course of the 2011-2012 academic year. So, enjoy this film set to the sappiest soundtrack of all time. We believe “Good riddance” is the musical equivalent of instagramming it. Or, in the words of Fab Melo, “Good film watch me... MORE »