DorchMONSTER in Syracuse

Picture by Anonymous September 23, 2010

Alex DorchMONSTER… AHHH! MORE »

Picture by Sheldon J
December 11, 2010

The Scariest Icicle Ever

Theres pretty icicles, and then theres icicles that can impale you! MORE »

Article by Nick Ciccone
April 3, 2012

The 7 People You’ll Find on the Quad

It’s springtime in Hofstraland peoples. Shit be bloomin’, and you can quote me.  Once again you’ll find the quads mobbed with a wide variety of student culture. Check out the list so you know what to look for. 1.) The half naked sunbather: They’re out there all right. Spread eagle on our Hofstra benches, catchin’... MORE »

Picture by Alex R
January 15, 2012

#1 Syracuse is 19-0

Just wanted to remind everyone that Syracuse is off to its best start in school history MORE »

Article by hmerkt
November 18, 2012

Matt Barkley Experiences Low-Point Montage After Being Defeated By UCLA

Last night as the UCLA Bruins spiked the ball down to run out the clock and stamp their name on the games victory, both the rains and a sense of extreme disappointment in our quarterback, Matt Barkley, descended over the campus of USC. A downtrodden Barkley, taking the loss to heart, flipped up the collar... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
September 20, 2010

Cornell Football Sucks

 Last year I went to one Cornell home football game. It was homecoming so I don’t remember much, but what I do remember was that the cheerleaders were far more entertaining.  I left the game after what I would say was probably five or ten minutes right about the time when the opposing team, Fordham... MORE »

Article by Kahrispy
December 26, 2011

Pubic Safety Department

Perhaps taking to heart my comments concering the competence and overall affectiveness of the public “safety” department, the Hofstra boner strokers and ass shakers (let’s be honest, the economy is tough) have decided to do something practical and useful for the entirety of the student body. In between handing over cash to Bernie Madoff and... MORE »