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Article by Anonymous November 8, 2010

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Article by drewthegoose
July 27, 2012

Minority Fraternity Member Awarded Patience Medal

An Asian-American student received the Mizzou Patience Medal Wednesday for his sustained tolerance of his fraternity’s intolerance. The student, James Suzuki, is a member of the Alpha Sigma Sigma fraternity. The junior said that he was honored to be recognized, but understands that medal won’t change a damn thing. “It’s really great being recognized,” he... MORE »

Article by Nicole G
April 4, 2012

Student reveals he is going home this weekend just to have sex

Watson Hall Quad 407 is buzzing with excitement. Three of its residents are going home this weekend to celebrate an important religious holiday: Drew Collins is headed back for Easter. Ben Schwartz and Mark Allen for Passover. However, its fourth resident, Jack Turney, is going home for a more important reason. “I’m going home to... MORE »

Article by Roy Parker
April 9, 2012

Jesus Misses Easter, Too Hungover

    After 3 straight days of partying, Jesus Christ, 33, awoke yesterday on April 8 to realize something awful – he had missed Easter.   “I literally remember nothing about the past 3 days,” Jesus said to our crack-investigative team. “And then I woke up yesterday with the worst Dad-damn headache I’ve ever had... MORE »

Article by Dan Kropa
October 25, 2012

Most Annoying Status Updates

1) The Boyfriend Report John Smith is–thinking about his girlfriend CONSTANTLY!!! <3 Do you realize every time you put something like this on your wall, you make it that much harder for anyone to feel bad for you when the relationship ends two days later? 2) The Vague Expression of Passive Aggression John Smith is–Some... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
November 13, 2011

Week in Review: You’ll Catch More With Honey Than News

Your second-best source for the past week’s Daily Trojan headlines     Homecoming float parade happened last Wednesday : Part of an all-day festival called College Things You Saw in 80s Movies That Do Actually Happen. Cornerback Boomer Roepke assures crowd at Homecoming rally of upcoming Huskies defeat : Assures crowd of a victory – ? He’s a witch!!... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 1, 2010

How to Instantly Become an SU Veteran

Step 1: Learn to hate all things Georgetown and UConn. If you have a friend who goes to either of these schools, guess what: you now have an ex-friend who goes to either of these schools.   Step 2: Learn to despise football in all shapes and forms. If you used to prefer the NFL... MORE »

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Article by alexfrumkin
March 1, 2012

Don’t want to work on whatever you haven’t started yet? Keep Reading!

A recent survey has shown that procrastination is the key to success ( How one can become a master procrastinator is the million dollar question. Listed below are ten helpful tips to prevent you from reaching your goals! And relax! If you are reading this article you are most likely well on your way to... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
February 14, 2011

What Your Valentine’s Day Flowers are Really Saying

If actions speak louder than words, flowers speak louder than, probably, smaller flowers, and may also say different things. If you’re in the lucky position of receiving flowers today, here’s a handy guide to what these seemingly silent little guys could be saying.  Red roses ““ “This is what I’m supposed to get, right? Is... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 22, 2010

How to: Get a Drink at Chucks

Step 1: Arrive at the front door and have the bouncer stare at your I.D. for way longer than normal. Looks like your pre-teen attempt at a beard makes you look like an idiot they don’t want in the bar. Either that or they don’t know how to do birthday math. Probably a combination of... MORE »