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Article by Anonymous November 8, 2010
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An Asian-American student received the Mizzou Patience Medal Wednesday for his sustained tolerance of his fraternity’s intolerance. The student, James Suzuki, is a member of the Alpha Sigma Sigma fraternity. The junior said that he was honored to be recognized, but understands that medal won’t change a damn thing. “It’s really great being recognized,” he... MORE »
Watson Hall Quad 407 is buzzing with excitement. Three of its residents are going home this weekend to celebrate an important religious holiday: Drew Collins is headed back for Easter. Ben Schwartz and Mark Allen for Passover. However, its fourth resident, Jack Turney, is going home for a more important reason. “I’m going home to... MORE »
After 3 straight days of partying, Jesus Christ, 33, awoke yesterday on April 8 to realize something awful – he had missed Easter. “I literally remember nothing about the past 3 days,” Jesus said to our crack-investigative team. “And then I woke up yesterday with the worst Dad-damn headache I’ve ever had... MORE »
1) The Boyfriend Report John Smith is–thinking about his girlfriend CONSTANTLY!!! <3 Do you realize every time you put something like this on your wall, you make it that much harder for anyone to feel bad for you when the relationship ends two days later? 2) The Vague Expression of Passive Aggression John Smith is–Some... MORE »
Your second-best source for the past week’s Daily Trojan headlines Homecoming float parade happened last Wednesday : Part of an all-day festival called College Things You Saw in 80s Movies That Do Actually Happen. Cornerback Boomer Roepke assures crowd at Homecoming rally of upcoming Huskies defeat : Assures crowd of a victory – ? He’s a witch!!... MORE »
Step 1: Learn to hate all things Georgetown and UConn. If you have a friend who goes to either of these schools, guess what: you now have an ex-friend who goes to either of these schools. Step 2: Learn to despise football in all shapes and forms. If you used to prefer the NFL... MORE »
A recent survey has shown that procrastination is the key to success (procrastinationrocks.com.) How one can become a master procrastinator is the million dollar question. Listed below are ten helpful tips to prevent you from reaching your goals! And relax! If you are reading this article you are most likely well on your way to... MORE »
If actions speak louder than words, flowers speak louder than, probably, smaller flowers, and may also say different things. If you’re in the lucky position of receiving flowers today, here’s a handy guide to what these seemingly silent little guys could be saying. Red roses ““ “This is what I’m supposed to get, right? Is... MORE »
Step 1: Arrive at the front door and have the bouncer stare at your I.D. for way longer than normal. Looks like your pre-teen attempt at a beard makes you look like an idiot they don’t want in the bar. Either that or they don’t know how to do birthday math. Probably a combination of... MORE »