Graduating senior decides not to leave

Article by Leah Folta March 2, 2012

Hi, school. We’ve been together for over 16 years now. I know you’re in your 130s and that doesn’t seem like a long time, but it’s 16/21 of my life and I don’t know why you’re doing this to me. I guess I always knew the graduating thing was coming. College is this cushy, insulated... MORE »

Article by Piliour
April 20, 2012

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It’s Friday! Time for some awesome stuff from our friends around the web! Sorry for Partying:   College Party Guru: MORE »

Article by LukeStarnes
March 19, 2012

Boba Fett reportedly contacted by Saints

The National Football League’s ongoing investigation of the New Orleans Saints’ bounty program has discovered that infamous bounty hunter, Boba Fett, was contacted multiple times by head coach Sean Peyton. Under the dubious program, not enough players were being injured at the hands of the Saints, which upset the coaching staff. While the signing of... MORE »

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September 12, 2010

Public Service Announcement by the HuMarists

When I was a boy, my father hit me too. MORE »

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November 8, 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen, Nancy Cantor Eating Pie

Chancellor Nancy Cantor of Syracuse University is caught in a pie-eating contest in downtown Syracuse. Special props to Rohan and Dave. MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
May 25, 2011

Fast food industry “unimpressed” with liberal arts BA

“I can’t get hired anywhere!” cries recent grad Becca Reese. “My ex-roommate’s work wasn’t hiring, then my second choices weren’t hiring, then my backups turned me down, and then my second choices called again to make sure I understood I’m unhirable.” Such is the lame, unfun reality check that is trying to find a part-time... MORE »

Article by Chris Varney
January 5, 2012

Mizzou to celebrate all present, future religions

In light of the current atmosphere of increased attention to other cultures, Mizzou officials look to cover all their bases this holiday season by providing décor and activities in celebration of not only all present holidays but also any future holidays celebrated by religions not yet practiced. “According to the 2008 American Religious Identification Survey,... MORE »

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September 11, 2010

student president birthday gift from SU

as corny as anything else SU ever gives away MORE »

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April 26, 2012

The Biggest Bullshitter Tournament

It’s getting toward the end of the year, and my writers are getting bored as shit. So, this is what I’ve come up with to occupy their time. It’s a little contest I like to call, “The Biggest Bullshiter.” And yes, I’m aware that’s not grammatically correct. I’ve given each writer a mythical creature to... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 16, 2010

Math Professor Admits to Speaking English

Professor Gupta, long-time professor in the SU math department, came clean last week, stating, “I admit, my English is, in fact, impeccable. The façade, one which I have kept up for the last few years, was all an act, smoke and mirrors, if you will, used to confuse students.”   Students who previously enrolled in... MORE »