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Article by Piliour October 8, 2010
The entire Alpha Phi Pledge class of 2011 is named Becky. Shrieks echoed through Walnut Park as girl after girl yelled, “Wait, NO. WAY! My name is Becky!” followed swiftly by, “OH MY GOD!” “This is, like, totally unprecedented,” said Becky Thurgood, a freshman from Pasadena, California. “I’ve never met so many Beckys before!” “I... MORE »
This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Welcoming in the New Year is a grandiose occasion for many Americans as well as those other people that live in places not as awesome as... MORE »
With the semester winding down and zero Ramapo Basement writers returning in the fall, the site is in need of a new head writer. If interested, please email your information to Strasser.firstname.lastname@example.org. Requirements for the new head writer of Ramapo Basement include, but are not limited to all of the following: Equal Opportunity Bigotry: We... MORE »
If you’re reading this, you probably go to USC. If you go to USC, you’ve had the concept of the Trojan Family drilled into your head since stepping foot on University Park Campus. The Trojan Family is comprised of every USC student, past and present. In a lot of ways this is great – you’re... MORE »
A Closer Look Inside the Mind of a Cornell Sorority Girl – WARNING: MAY BE DISTURBING FOR SOME READERS
*******What are you about to read is the actual day-long thought process of a young Cornellian woman who is actively involved in her greek chapter. All names have been changed to protect the identities of all those involved. What you are about to read may be disturbing to some readers, so we apologize in advance... MORE »
A casual relationship is most commonly recognized as a romantic or physical connection between two people who aren’t held to the standard of actually liking each other. It’s seen by many as a welcome escape from the cumbersome requirements of dating or being a boyfriend or girlfriend ““ but some have fallen so far in... MORE »
Astro Pops, the classic conical suckers with fruity, tricolor tiers, are back on the market after an eight-year hiatus. With Tricks and Treats Night fast approaching, my research assistant from Phi Beta Kappa sorority house volunteered to test the newly-returned candies with me. Food scientists designed Astro Pops to be poured directly into a plastic... MORE »
In a strange turn of events on Friday afternoon, the Westboro Baptist Church announced that they were not going to be protesting over the Bernie Fine scandal at Syracuse, but would instead be picketing Fab Melo’s new haircut. Westboro Baptist Church is known for its offensive and ultra-conservative politics. “His haircut is strange, it makes... MORE »