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Article by apost September 11, 2011

Homework doesn’t stop just because there was a massive flood RT 17 was shut down and there was a rain delay at Cornell…. “Hey everybody! I know you’d rather be sitting in my class than sitting on your roof clutching a loaf of bread and a framed picture of your dog, praying that the liquid... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
October 10, 2011

Lame Frat Party Doesn’t Have Enough Elevated Surfaces To Dance On

Attendees of last night’s open party at Sigma Omega were severely disappointed and underwhelmed to find there were not enough elevated surfaces to dance on. The social fraternity’s annual beach party often receives critical praise for its strong girl-to-guy ratio, long lasting alcohol supply, and over-the-top decor including sand-covered floors and a basement full of... MORE »

Article by Rud
January 24, 2011

Syracuse Students Blame “Education” for Villanova Loss

After Saturday’s soul-crushing loss to ‘Nova, Syracuse students have begun to look for a scapegoat for their aggressions. Their choice? Education. Saturday’s game promoted the new “Say Yes to Education” initiative in the Syracuse area, a program which promotes higher graduation rates for inner-city youth. Students at the game did not quite grasp that concept... MORE »

Article by doodlebug
November 29, 2011

Confused Family of Four Found inside South Forty House: “We Thought It Was a Carnival Cruise!”

Tuesday: A family of four was found with an unusual amount of suitcases stealing from the salad bar at Paws-n-Go. “Don’t you just love an all-inclusive resort?!” Marilyn Jones shrieked as the B & D security guard reprimanded her. According to the security guards, Mrs. Jones and her family had actually been asked to leave... MORE »

Picture by Syracuse Staff
April 13, 2010

Mayfest Poll Results

So, there you have it. Long live Mayfest! MORE »

Video by Brian W
March 16, 2011

2011 Kegs and Eggs Goes Horribly Wrong

Shocking footage of SUNY Albany students during Kegs and Eggs Fest has caught national attention. Much like Slope Day at Cornell or Mayfest at Syracuse, students drink and party in the streets. However, these [retarded] kids got a little out of hand… as the video says, “Dude gets his maxima destroyed at 2011 kegs and... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
February 16, 2011

8 Friends Not To Bring On Spring Break and some more Candy

8 Friends Not to Bring on Spring Break [Gallery] What Your Campus Tour Guide Didn’t Tell You The Theme Parties You Go To Freshman Year”¦and Then Never Again Most Embarassing Dorm Bathroom Stories Revealed Friday Faves: 11 Things You Can’t Get Away With in the Real World Annnnnnd if you’re feeling lucky. College Candy is giving... MORE »

Article by hartadam
February 9, 2012

Freshman Steps on ‘M,’ Disintegrates

Unless you are an idiot, foreign, or go to Ohio, or some combination of the three, you know that stepping on the “M’ before your first bluebook results in failing said test at UofM. The brass, block-letter “M’, donated by the class of ’53, has scared off more kids than (insert pedophile). Activists have set... MORE »

Picture by Alfred
October 6, 2012

The hardest rejection I’ve ever had to do.

       Since everybody at Syracuse can do a backflip, this pick-up line’s success rate has plummeted through the ground. MORE »