Article by Anonymous
September 3, 2011

HIPSTER APOCALYPSE – DEADLY OUTBREAK AT SU CONFIRMED

The AP reported this evening that Syracuse University has confirmed cases of “Hipster-ism,” a serious disease threatening to ruin the reputations of the entire millennial generation, in a vast number of students across the campus. SU Chancellor Nancy Cantor released the following statement Friday evening in response to rumors that the epidemic had reached the home of the Orange.... MORE »

Article by doodlebug
October 7, 2012

Team 31 Trying a New Approach to Wild

Team 31 would like to formally apologize to Student Life and any other student organization that advertised that Wolfgang Gartner would be coming to WILD. “The truth is, we actually wanted to approach WILD differently this year. Nobody ever likes the bands, but everybody likes food, so we pooled the budget and hired Wolfgang Puck... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
November 14, 2011

Your Crazy Weekend (Edited For Your Parents)

 This weekend was insane.   [In that it was pleasant, productive, and not insane.]   I was PLANNING to work on my lab report and study for a test Monday [just like every weekend]. It all started when Michelle’s “mellow” birthday Friday turned out to be a trip to a [study group]!! It was fun... MORE »

Article by emcorbet
October 28, 2010

These are a few of my favorite Halloween things

Pumpkins and cider and craft fairs on weekends Bright orange tree leaves and fall walks with my friends Pumpkin spice lattes with the smell they bring These are a few of my favorite things Clever, cute costumes designed for all agesPirates with lace thongs and strippers from stagesWitches and nurses with fishnet stockingsThese are a... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
September 30, 2010

Nunes Magician Takes on The New Basketball Teams Profile Photos

Smile for the camera!! The official profile photos for the new basketball team are in… and they are hilarious. Nunes Magician does a great job critiquing each and every one. Check the link for more. Check out Nunes Magician for more http://www.nunesmagician.com/2010/9/30/1720870/syracuse-basketball-profile-photos-an-analysis#storyjump MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 16, 2010

Bacon: Is There Anything It Can’t Do?

Early on Tuesday morning, bacon added to its candidacy for god-like status by performing a miracle. On that fateful day, bacon saved a life. Anthony Fabioni was hungry. Not just hungry. He was starving. “I hadn’t eaten in almost 6 hours,” claims Fabioni, still recovering from his near-death experience. “There was nothing in my system... MORE »