Prom season reveals your younger sibling is cooler than you

Article by Leah Folta May 24, 2011

Those of us who left high school with the oft-chanted anthem “college will be betterrr” may have finally recovered from the starting-over stumble; we at last are who we want to be. Older. Wiser. More awesome (legally able to purchase alcohol). It may sting that much more, then, when you realize what many pioneering older... MORE »

Article by Becca Grumet
February 23, 2012

Cool Story Bro: The Laundry Room

This article is part of a new series in which Becca over-dramatically recalls “cool story bro” moments from her time at USC.  “WTF,” said a girl down the hall. Her voice sounded like evil grossness. The door to my New-North cubby-hole-of-a-dorm-room was wide open and the high-pitched voice kept at it. “Ewww someone took my... MORE »

Article by Nick Ciccone
December 6, 2011

What Your Professors Are REALLY Saying

Hofstra professors are very much like fortune cookies””they are as insightful as they are tasty. Relax, I’m kidding! They’re NOT insightful (they’re just tasty). In fact, every once in awhile you get a really stupid fortune cookie that likes giving a lot of homework. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve loved a staggering 35% of my... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 18, 2010

Chicken Not-So-Little

On Friday, February 19, Kevin Ashton was turned away from Kimmel Dining Center because he was too fat. Ashton approached Kimmel at approximately 1:35 a.m., prime time for Kimmel-goers. However, when he got to the entrance, security guards were in place, upholding the new policy that all guests to Kimmel are required to have the... MORE »

Article by Sheldon J
January 28, 2011

Bitchin Music…Friday? – Jack Johnson Remixes, Lions, whips, and Carly Simon

Wow. Im a huge jerk. Sorry I didnt post yesterday, it was literally a nightmare of a day (well, not really, but I was running around the whole day). On top of a class that is 4 hours long, doing homework for a sophomore level class and preparing for that large event that many freshman... MORE »

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February 22, 2010
Article by Quinn Sosna-Spear
February 4, 2012

A Look At The Ralph’s Clearance Rack

Being in college means living on a budget. Living on a budget can be hard (just ask my father who pays all of my credit card bills). Going to school at USC (e.g. University of Spoiled Children, University of Second Choice, University of Skillful Citizens, University of Succulent Cranberries, or University of Modest But Also... MORE »

Article by Alfred
April 4, 2012

Advantages of Lawrinson’s Fire Alarms

                                Students unfortunate enough to dorm in Lawrinson this semester have much to complain about. Social life is dead, dining  options suck, and room-mates are inconsiderate dicks who keep taking your shaving razor without telling you. Seriously Edgar, I know... MORE »

Article by Becca Grumet
November 8, 2011

VHS Is Back! Sort of.

Watch out McRib, because another blast from the past is making its way back into our hearts. It’s time to whip out your 90′s Disney video collection because VCR’s are making a huge comeback! That’s right. Huge clunky tapes and even huger clunky tape machines are back in. Maybe. This past Sunday at the Pasadena... MORE »