An Alumni Computer Screen During A Syracuse Basketball Game

Picture by Anonymous December 3, 2011

And, I quote my friend Kaitlin “Having double computer screens is essential on game days..” MORE »

Article by nightcrawler
January 24, 2012

Things UM Needs to Improve its Status (Or at Least Make it More Kick Ass)

1. Nude Area on the sidewalk by the lake Who wouldn’t want to go to a college that promotes nudity, especially considering the local talent we’ve got roaming around these parts? Other colleges limit their public nudity to the first rain of the year or only for a single mile. It’s high time that one university... MORE »

Article by Danny Fersh
February 10, 2011

Hey teacher, let Smooth D give you a lesson in love

Professor.  Come on.  You know you want a piece of this Grade-A-prime-cut-extra-tender-plump-and-juicy-satisfaction-guaranteed manly deliciousness.  Quit playing. Go ahead and deny it all you want.  I’m patient. I know you’ll realize sooner or later that I’m just too irresistible for you to keep reading that newspaper while I spit my game.  Just put down that article... MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
February 9, 2011

Rosa Parks Pretty Underwhelmed by Centro Memorial Bus Seat

In a press conference held Wednesday, civil rights advocate and legend Rosa Parks announced that Centro’s effort to memorialize her courageous activism was “a good effort” but “pretty lame overall.” Every Centro bus has a sort-of-fake-gold-looking oval sticker peeling off over a seat on the right side of the vehicle, proclaiming that seat to be... MORE »

Article by Becca Grumet
February 22, 2013

Music Festival Lineups Announced, Everyone Turns into Douchebags

“Dude, did you see the Bonnaroo lineup?” asked a tall, skinny white kid to his equally skinny white friend at the Campus Center this past Tuesday. “Dude. Dude!” We started to notice similar instances happening all around campus. One girl near our table in particular frantically proceeded to share jpegs of the Coachella lineup on each of... MORE »

Article by loganor
January 18, 2012

New Semester Resolutions

They say you should shoot for the moon, because if you miss you’ll land among the stars. Clearly whoever said this has no concept of physics. You will obviously just bypass the moon and hurtle into the dark recesses of space until you fizzle into a fried bit of nothing when you pass a burning... MORE »

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December 2, 2011

Bid On Brand New Football Jerseys

Hey guys & gals, Here are some football jerseys you might be interested in bidding on. They are brand spankin new, so get’em while they are cheap. Happy biddings! Scroll down to see them all! Men’s Authentic BOWL GAME Football Jersey “Pioneer Bowl VIII” CIAA VS SIAC (XL) YOUTH RUSSELL ATHLETIC FOOTBALL JERSEY BLACK #11,... MORE »

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April 28, 2011

Crew Socks: A Diatribe

Dear men of USC,   Please, please, PLEASE stop wearing crew socks with shorts. I don’t know what has prompted this trend, but I abhor it. Maybe it’s because I’m from the East Coast, since I don’t think anyone back home seriously wears crew socks. And when I say “seriously,” I mean no one wears... MORE »