Indecent Exposure Case Solved

Article by Tyler Marchewski March 5, 2011

The mysterious man who has been flashing students for the last 18 months has finally been caught by State College Police. The man responsible for these incidents is the “Wild Thing” himself Charlie Sheen. Investigators believed that these cases would eventually lead to sexual assault, but in fact only ended in drug abuse and partying.... MORE »

Article by LOOklooK
February 20, 2012

Emory Buildings Found To Be “Penis Provoking”

“Some things are penis provoking.” Excuse me? In what rational, sane, university appropriate conversation would someone say that? Apparently in one that takes place at Emory, because that’s where I heard it. But why would someone say this? Don’t worry, I did some serious, undercover investigating, and I figured this one out for you. Let... MORE »

Article by abstewart
October 28, 2011

A Letter to the Girl Who Should’ve Reconsidered the Playboy Bunny Costume

Dear Bountiful Beauties,             Something has come to my attention in recent Halloweens. Female costumes, obviously, have decreased in skin coverage and increased in whoriness for a number of years now. And I’m ok with that. As the old Mean Girls adage goes, “In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a... MORE »

Video by SupermanThatPo
December 25, 2011

Women’s Center

Ramapo College’s Women’s Center sells 10 cent condoms for students. This video parodies two freshmen’s fear of the type of women that work in such a Center as they attempt to buy condoms… MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
April 20, 2010

Haven Hall: Nancy Cantors Toilet

Artwork Credit: Unknown if you know who drew this, put their name in the comments below! MORE »

Article by USC Staff
January 20, 2012

Weekly Sex: The Spark

Once a week has never been so satisfying. Dear Weekly Sex, Ever since getting back from winter break, sex hasn’t really been the same with my partner. I guess since we haven’t been together in a little while, it feels kind of awkward. How can we bring back the spark? - Feeling Off Dear Mr./Miss... MORE »

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Article by Leah Folta
March 2, 2012

Graduating senior decides not to leave

Hi, school. We’ve been together for over 16 years now. I know you’re in your 130s and that doesn’t seem like a long time, but it’s 16/21 of my life and I don’t know why you’re doing this to me. I guess I always knew the graduating thing was coming. College is this cushy, insulated... MORE »

Article by apost
March 19, 2012

Breaking News: Lefties Protest Outside Olin

Yesterday, outside Olin Library, Lefties came together to protest against the abundance of righty desks and lack of lefty desks around Cornell’s Campus. With so many famous, successful, lefties, it is disturbing to these students that they are underrepresented. “We used to be persecuted against. There’s a long history of discrimination against our people. My... MORE »

Video by Humor Whore
October 11, 2010

Humor Whore: Work that Shtüple

If you liked this video, please vote for it and help Humor Whore fight breast cancer through laughter: http://youboob.feelyourboobies.com/contests/showentry/509589 MORE »

Picture by ChillBro
March 10, 2011

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