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Missouri lawmakers: “Marijuana kills, so we’ve legalized a newfound dangerous hallucinogen instead.”

Article by Renee Fleddermann April 16, 2013

After much debate over the health benefits of marijuana in Columbia, the Missouri Senate declared Tuesday that it is going to legalize a new drug, “squirrel crack,” instead. Pro-cannabis activist groups protested through the streets of downtown Columbia, Missouri for months to get their voices heard and work toward the legalization of marijuana. Frequent marijuana... MORE »

Article by Becca Grumet
April 14, 2013

Lena Dunham to release spoken word poetry album

Fueled by Ramen, the record label behind the soundtrack GIRLS Volume 1: Music from the Original HBO Series, announced today that they will be releasing an album of original spoken word poetry written and performed by none other than Lena Dunham herself. It comes as no surprise after Dunham signed a $3.7 million book deal for... MORE »

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Article by Brian Czaicki
April 10, 2013

Student Files Restraining Order Against Ex-Girlfriend after Quadruple Text

Monday following spring break,  MU student Brad O’Neal filed a restraining order in the local district court against classmate Katie Gladhill on the grounds that she was “being a total psycho bitch”. According to Mr. O’Neal, the two had ended their romantic relationship earlier in the semester and as spring break was approaching the texts... MORE »

Article by hmerkt
April 8, 2013

All Girls in Sorority House Hate Drama, Charlotte

  As last nights chapter dinner, many more individual conversations, endless hours of  research, and a recent press release from the sorority have revealed, All the girls in the Theta Delta Chi house have proclaimed that they, “Hate Drama.” Drama has been cast off by this group as, “Shitty,” and, “Annoying,” in the past. The... MORE »

Article by Cailin Lowry
April 1, 2013

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It’s been a while, Campus Basement. I’ve been, you know, living my life and stuff (#yolo, but I don’t think that’s a thing still #outdated? #sorry #ugh). Doing work. Sleeping. Going to Trader Joe’s. Watching Portlandia. Grumbling as I try to find a radio station that isn’t playing that stupid Bruno Mars song. Harboring a... MORE »

Video by Annie Segal
March 31, 2013

Syracuse student claims to be Hannah Montana

Sophomore PR major, Hannah Melton, claims to be the real Hannah Montana after getting her wisdom teeth removed. Has the real Hannah Montana been walking among us at Syracuse? MORE »

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Article by loblood
March 19, 2013

Children’s Birthday Party Held at Downtown Bar, Large 12

Thomas Yung, student at Columbia Elementary, hosted his 11th birthday party at Large 12 Bar in downtown Columbia on Saturday. The party, celebrating Yung’s second annual double-digit age, was complete with 12 rounds of Kiddie Cocktail wells (one for good luck), a game of Flip Cup and Yung being “iced.” Large 12 has been hosting... MORE »

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Article by Renee Fleddermann
March 19, 2013

Three People You Follow on Twitter

1) The Whining Emotional Wreck – This user, typically female, utilizes the Twittersphere as her own personal Kleenex. You know her daily hardships through the use of Taylor Swift lyrics and her public wish to “just cuddle with someone right now”. She thinks she’s sneaky when she retweets celebrities’ original depressing thoughts, but hate to... MORE »

Article by jpramuk
March 9, 2013

Boeheim Shits on Podium After Georgetown Loss

Syracuse head coach Jim Boeheim walked to the postgame press conference podium after his reeling team’s 61-39 embarrassment at No. 5 Georgetown Saturday, undid his pants, dropped a steaming, rancid turd just below the microphone, and walked out.   “You want an opening statement?” An irate Boeheim asked as he undid his belt. “Here’s my... MORE »