Otherwise aimless students find self-purpose in dissent against UU

Article by emcorbet April 10, 2012

Ah, college. Since freshman year, we’ve been surrounded by so many resources, so many options. So many minds filled with thoughts of wonder, inspiration, and encouragement to make the future world a better world by saving the seals, protecting the rainforests, fighting for gender equality, or simply convincing people to switch to CFL light bulbs.... MORE »

Article by drewthegoose
March 31, 2012

Student Drowns Due to Misconception About “Boat Shoes”

A University of Missouri student drowned this Friday off the coast of Panama City Beach, Florida, due to what officials are calling a “misconception about boat shoes.” MORE »

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Video by apost
March 1, 2011

Hey Nelly, she exists and her tears are real.

Clearly if Jackie Hollywood could tell the future she would have gotten her shit togther, because bitch is a hot gangster mess, and applied to Cornell. I would have assumed she would since Cornell is Nelly’s real name and she seems similiarities in the most insignificant shit ever. Girl is crazy end of story, but... MORE »

Article by Nick Ciccone
December 6, 2011

What Your Professors Are REALLY Saying

Hofstra professors are very much like fortune cookies””they are as insightful as they are tasty. Relax, I’m kidding! They’re NOT insightful (they’re just tasty). In fact, every once in awhile you get a really stupid fortune cookie that likes giving a lot of homework. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve loved a staggering 35% of my... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
September 30, 2010

Nunes Magician Takes on The New Basketball Teams Profile Photos

Smile for the camera!! The official profile photos for the new basketball team are in… and they are hilarious. Nunes Magician does a great job critiquing each and every one. Check the link for more. Check out Nunes Magician for more http://www.nunesmagician.com/2010/9/30/1720870/syracuse-basketball-profile-photos-an-analysis#storyjump MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 4, 2011

Week in Review

Dart-meth: Randy Lambreghts was arrested last Sunday for cooking meth in his apartment. Upon being notified of the meth lab Lambreghts was running out of his dorm room, univeristy and city officials immediately handled the crisis by going on Netflix and watching Breaking Bad. Sources say they’re halfway through season 3. Irene-eous!: Hurricane Irene ripped... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
April 17, 2012

There is something extremely wrong with this picture

It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »

Article by Piliour
November 30, 2010

Rival School Claims to Have Better Athletics Team Than Your School

At Saturday’s sports outing, many of you were too consumed by the events transpiring on the field/court (or quidditch pitch) to notice that students from your rival school, the most hated of all schools, claimed that your school, in fact, “sucks big, hairy dick,” and that their school, despite losing the game, “could beat your... MORE »

Article by kevinmodelski
October 19, 2012

Third Presidential Debate cancelled; Presidential Cage Match to be held instead

Only a few days after the second Presidential debate between President Barack Obama and Governor Mitt Romney, the third debate was cancelled and will be replaced with the first ever Presidential Cage Fight. The United States Debate Organizer Squad (USDOS) conceived the idea after watching Romney and Obama exchange trash talk during the previous debate,... MORE »