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Video by jwoww
April 11, 2011

Guess What! More White People Rapping!

I’m shocked at the amount of effort Cornell politicians have been putting into their campaigns lately, especially since no one know what the fuck Student Assembly does in the first place. Now that Natalie Raps has long been victorious, here comes Alex Bores – another white dude in a suit and tie – running for... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 23, 2010

Hazed and Confused

Earlier this week, we received a letter from an anonymous source. The letter really needs no other introduction, other than that which precedes this sentence. It is as follows: Dear Cuse My Campus: I am a freshman Political Science major here at SU. In attempting to rush a fraternity year, I encountered some severe hazing.... MORE »

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Article by Jessica Kluge
September 28, 2012

Trailer “Classrooms” Actually Government Testing Sites

From the start of the semester, large, houselike trailers have popped up in all the most inconvenient places throughout campus. Some students have been known to have classes in these odd buildings, a few even admitting that they are pretty nice.  But what is the real reason for the presence of these hick-homes? Reports of flashing lights... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
March 31, 2011

Late-Night Drunk Food Options: A Review

USC Edition   Obeying the call of the drunchies can be difficult. Coordinating everyone’s wants and needs, figuring out what’s open, getting yourselves there, finding out it’s closed, finding out drive-thru employees don’t think it’s cute when you walk four people up and pretend to be a car – this list aims to boil down... MORE »

Video by jwoww
October 30, 2010

Zombies Invade Ho Plaza!

Take a break from dressing yourself in as little clothing as possible and trying to play it off as a “costume” to watch this awesome zombie flash mob that took place friday afternoon on ho plaza – amazing. The best part is watching all the jaded Cornellians walking past acting like its totally normal….zombies, collegetown... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 7, 2010

Psychology Professor Actually Escaped Mental Patient

On Thursday, officials from Hutchings Psychiatric Center in Syracuse arrived on campus to retrieve one of their patients. Most SU students know this man as James Gilroy, a psychology professor who teaches Drugs and Human Behavior and Intro to Psychology. “We apologize to the entire SU community,” said Hutchings Representative Herbert Gray. While SU officials... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
May 6, 2011

What are you doing this summer?: How to Have an Awesome Answer

(Pictured: Not my summer) Everyone’s favorite April-May small talk question has a tendency to make some of us feel left out. My summer, for instance, will be working in an office on campus. Occasionally I’ll go outside and get sunburned to remind myself that I’m alive, and make sure I’m drunk just often enough to... MORE »

Article by sperlz
December 4, 2012

No, Your Colorful North Face Backpack Doesn’t Make You an Individual

Every year horror-stricken freshmen women arrive on campus and realize they’ve all made the same terrible mistake. That backpack you ordered, THE NORTH FACE RECON SE BACKPACK RAGE BLUE ASTER POP PINK, the one that all your girls back home said was sooo you, the one that totally would, like, make a statement, is patently... MORE »

Article by Kygrm22
February 22, 2012

President Mercer to wear new bow tie

Bow ties are his thing. They always have been. Ever since President Mercer was a young boy he always rocked red bow ties to school. He always thought he looked great, while sporting the latest fashion trend. He even kept that belief once he was elected president of Ramapo College, hoping that if he kept... MORE »