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Student OK With Sorority Girl Loving Big; Doesn’t Want It Flaunted ‘In His Face’

Article by Rud April 16, 2012

“I’m a reasonable man. I have no issues with a sorority girl loving her big. I get that it’s the 21st century. I’ll tell you what I do have a problem with: her shoving it in my face, and down my throat.” Said the student who wished to remain anonymous. “Okay, you love your big.... MORE »

Article by Piliour
May 1, 2011

Student Eats Only Ramen for Three Weeks, Turns into Pile of Salt

Jesse Clinton had two big papers, four exams, and a concert for his a capella group. He slept for two hours per night and had no time to run to the dining hall to get food. So he did what any college student does: he dieted solely on Ramen noodles. “It was crazy,” says Clinton’s... MORE »

Video by Syracuse Staff
February 16, 2010

2003 Champs!

Thanks for that season, Melo. Incredible MORE »

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November 3, 2010

RolePlayed

A dark comedy film about a small group of roleplayers who struggle to keep their fantasy world alive, even if it means taking drastic measures… MORE »

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March 30, 2011

Student Leaves Final To Go Number 2, Doesn’t Regret It

Maybe it was the coffee, maybe it was the nerves, or maybe just an unlucky case of IBS, but Matthew Johnson, a Junior Marketing Major at The Ohio State University experienced a”¦sticky situation the other day while taking a final exam. It was only 47 seconds into his Business management 510 exam, when he realized... MORE »

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Article by xoboredgurlxo
January 22, 2012

Concerns of a Second Semester Senior

I know we all have worries, but those of a second semester senior are 100% more imminent, and how shall I put this… legit. As everyone is one semester closer to graduation, and second semester seniors have a countdown clock of doom, I thought I would compile a list of all the things we have... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
January 3, 2011

Otto Ranked As One Of The Cutest College Mascots

A lot of people think our mascot (Otto the Orange) sucks. But, when compared to these other 9 mascots, I think we’re pretty baller. College Candy hasThe Cutest (and Creepiest) College Mascots http://collegecandy.com/2010/11/26/the-cutest-and-creepiest-college-mascots/orangeman/ oh, and make sure to check these out as well 7 Ways College Must Have Been Different When Cellphones Didn’t Existhttp://collegecandy.com/2011/01/03/7-ways-college-must-have-been-different-when-cellphones-didnt-exist/5 Easy... MORE »

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October 13, 2011

“USC MERCHANDISE! USC SMASH!”

There had been a table, seconds before.  Now there were only splinters, splinters and a very large man in what used to be a nice suit.  “PUNY REPORTER SHOULD NOT DOUBT USC CROSS-PROMOTION’S MIGHT!” Could this be Wayne Flagg, the mild-mannered marketing mastermind mounting a money-making mission with the merry men of Marvel Comics?  As... MORE »

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October 19, 2010

Go Cuse!

Tops.. or for us old schoolers P&C MORE »

Article by LukeStarnes
March 17, 2012

Police Segway use inspires criminal Segway use

Columbia Police released a report Sunday revealing a massive spike in Segway use by a new criminal gang over the past two years. The bi-wheeled bandits have ravaged the city’s streets for a little over 26 months, waging war on the men in blue, themselves motoring about upon Segways. The gang has brought a level... MORE »