21-year-old can finally drink in bars, can’t afford to drink in bars

Article by Leah Folta March 19, 2012

“I’m not ordering cocktails made of gold!” yelled one SC senior as he was escorted out of a busy downtown bar last night. “Do they come off-brand?? Do you do payment plans?!” He is just one of many students whose long-awaited 21st birthdays quickly tanked due to bar-drink sticker shock. “Fifteen bucks is either a bottle... MORE »

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August 29, 2010

Alcohol Edu: Alternative Version

As all you freshies come to Cuse, we thought you’d find this helpful. [previously posted March 2010] MORE »

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Article by gpsmonkey
November 17, 2011

Thesis: Mario Kart as an Emulation of Marxist ‘Communist Manifesto’

Senior Sociology Majors Mario DiGiorgi and Daisy Jepsen teamed together to reveal a stunning discovery in a popular video game. The dynamic duo presented a riveting thesis that drew expansive lines which concluded that the new Mario Kart game for the Nintendo Wii is a thinly veiled mask for the Marxist Communist Manifesto. The following is... MORE »

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February 6, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Cornell Working to Hire Victor Cruz as Salsa 101 Instructor

Everyone at Cornell (except transfers…how come they get away with this?) has to take two gym classes and a swim test before they are able to graduate. For some reason it is important that we have both academic knowledge and have 6 credits worth of some physical activity knowledge. We are a well rounded university!... MORE »

Article by drewthegoose
April 14, 2012

MU Student Diagnosed with Scurvy, Swears He isn’t a Pirate

Reports indicate that a University of Missouri student was diagnosed with the disease known as scurvy late Friday night, and that he is denying claims that he is a pirate. Scurvy is a mostly historical disease caused by a deficiency in vitamin C, but could also be brought on by a diet lacking in nutritional... MORE »

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September 12, 2010

Still A Virgin

I figured out what theese are about. apparently its a movie. why the hell are they promooting it so bad? MORE »

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Article by Shermysherm11
April 17, 2012

Creepy Craigslist Ad of the Week: Sperm Guy

PAHAHAHAHAHA, this was really awkward to find in the middle of class. MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 7, 2010

Student Adds Class for First Time Ever, Chaos Ensues

For the first time in Syracuse history, a student attempted to add a class (no, it wasn’t Camping 101). And it resulted in yet another crash for the SU servers.   On Monday at 9:41 PM, less than twenty-four hours from the Tuesday add deadline, freshman Molly Bulinski logged on to MySlice in the hopes... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
April 23, 2012

Greek Week: a GDI’s POV

So last Tuesday, I get out of class at like 6:00 PM, and these big guys wearing t-shirts, and pennies with Greek letters on them are running around in this big relay race all over campus. I’m going to the library to grab some coffee when this guy eats it right in front of Hofstra... MORE »