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Student Files Restraining Order Against Ex-Girlfriend after Quadruple Text

Article by Brian Czaicki April 10, 2013

Monday following spring break,  MU student Brad O’Neal filed a restraining order in the local district court against classmate Katie Gladhill on the grounds that she was “being a total psycho bitch”. According to Mr. O’Neal, the two had ended their romantic relationship earlier in the semester and as spring break was approaching the texts... MORE »

Article by hmerkt
April 8, 2013

All Girls in Sorority House Hate Drama, Charlotte

  As last nights chapter dinner, many more individual conversations, endless hours of  research, and a recent press release from the sorority have revealed, All the girls in the Theta Delta Chi house have proclaimed that they, “Hate Drama.” Drama has been cast off by this group as, “Shitty,” and, “Annoying,” in the past. The... MORE »

Article by Cailin Lowry
April 1, 2013

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It’s been a while, Campus Basement. I’ve been, you know, living my life and stuff (#yolo, but I don’t think that’s a thing still #outdated? #sorry #ugh). Doing work. Sleeping. Going to Trader Joe’s. Watching Portlandia. Grumbling as I try to find a radio station that isn’t playing that stupid Bruno Mars song. Harboring a... MORE »

Video by Annie Segal
March 31, 2013

Syracuse student claims to be Hannah Montana

Sophomore PR major, Hannah Melton, claims to be the real Hannah Montana after getting her wisdom teeth removed. Has the real Hannah Montana been walking among us at Syracuse? MORE »

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Article by loblood
March 19, 2013

Children’s Birthday Party Held at Downtown Bar, Large 12

Thomas Yung, student at Columbia Elementary, hosted his 11th birthday party at Large 12 Bar in downtown Columbia on Saturday. The party, celebrating Yung’s second annual double-digit age, was complete with 12 rounds of Kiddie Cocktail wells (one for good luck), a game of Flip Cup and Yung being “iced.” Large 12 has been hosting... MORE »

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Article by Renee Fleddermann
March 19, 2013

Three People You Follow on Twitter

1) The Whining Emotional Wreck – This user, typically female, utilizes the Twittersphere as her own personal Kleenex. You know her daily hardships through the use of Taylor Swift lyrics and her public wish to “just cuddle with someone right now”. She thinks she’s sneaky when she retweets celebrities’ original depressing thoughts, but hate to... MORE »

Article by jpramuk
March 9, 2013

Boeheim Shits on Podium After Georgetown Loss

Syracuse head coach Jim Boeheim walked to the postgame press conference podium after his reeling team’s 61-39 embarrassment at No. 5 Georgetown Saturday, undid his pants, dropped a steaming, rancid turd just below the microphone, and walked out.   “You want an opening statement?” An irate Boeheim asked as he undid his belt. “Here’s my... MORE »

Article by natkirst
March 6, 2013

Girl Gets Drunk, Cries About Nothing

MU student Sarah Stark was found on the back deck of AΣΣ’s house last Thursday, bawling her eyes out for no apparent reason. “One second I see her up on the table dancing with a guy I’m almost certain she’s never met, and the next second she’s falling all over me sobbing, ‘I wanna go... MORE »

Article by carolineoreilly
February 28, 2013

Alpha Sigma Sigma Builds Coat Room, Becomes Top Frat on Campus

In a recent poll conducted by the MU Greek System, Alpha Sigma Sigma, Mizzou’s formerly lowest-ranked fraternity by female students, has recently been rated “Top House on Campus.” Though experts are citing a number of reasons for the rankings upset, female students asked about their sudden change in heart towards the fraternity, nearly all mentioned... MORE »