Biggest Bullshitter: Dragons

Article by drewthegoose April 27, 2012

The gods have bestowed upon me a unique quest: it is my privilege and duty to profess mine allegiance towards the great mythical beast known as the dragon, in order to prove that it is the superior mythical creature amongst this potpourri of challengers. With this being said, it is important that I do not... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 7, 2010

Air Orange vs. Air Orange X

For those of you old enough to remember (probably about 7 of you) Air Orange became Air Orange X during 2006. Students were forced to download software and install it on their computers, and Air Orange became, effectively, obsolete. The question that no one asked is: why? The answer that no one provided (until now)... MORE »

Article by Annie Segal
January 19, 2012

PIPA and SOPA, Oh NOPA!

PIPA and SOPA, two proposed pieces of anti-piracy legislation that can have dire consequences on user content-generated websites, are causing uproar among the online community. If passed, the acts could possibly shut down social networking sites, search engines, and blogging websites due to copyright infringement. Here’s a look into the future without our favorite sites.... MORE »

Article by J.D.Basement
March 19, 2012

Dear Ramapo Students Who Write “Dear ____________” Facebook Statuses:

Stop. Please stop? Pretty please with an attention craving Ramapo sophomore girl on top? We get it… your air conditioner isn’t turning on properly. I promise you, however, that this is not some elaborate ploy by the maintenance men at Ramapo to piss “only you” off. And to all those “only me’s” out there that... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
October 9, 2011

USC Week in Review: News Happened!

The finest alternative source of this week’s DailyTrojan Headlines Noticeable lack of USC student participation in Occupy Wall Street Protest Looks like the Protest of the Occupy Wall Street Protest was a smashing success!!   Students struggle to maintain internships and GPA It’s time to make a decision: which one do we kill?   More... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 6, 2011

Professor Arrested on Suspicions of Cooking Meth; AMC Suing

On Monday, Irina Kristy, a 74-year-old math professor at Boston University, was arrested on allegations that she has been running a methamphetamine laboratory out of her home in Somerville, MA. Kristy has been placed on administrative leave by the university. Shortly after being taken into custody, an additional allegation surfaced: intellectual property theft. Upon hearing... MORE »

Article by Syracuse Staff
February 15, 2010

Jardine ‘Thrilled’ upon Discovering Fans not Booing

Junior point guard Antonio “Scoop” Jardine was reportedly “thrilled” when informed Thursday that the 30,000 fans at the Carrier Dome were, in fact, chanting “Scoop,” and not booing the young player. The confusion has caused some distress for the Philadelphia native. “It was like the harder I played, the more everyone just booed me,” sighed... MORE »

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March 3, 2010

Pledging Fees

there was some deep thought in this process MORE »