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Christmas is over, as is New Years, and a new semester is about to begin. Shit. Think of long treks in the snow, fighting to get to class through brutally cold wind, and piles of Kleenex accumulating in a corner of the room. Lovely. Believe it or not, the holiday season is not quite over... MORE »
Corporations prepare for the Entrepreneurship Club meeting with the upcoming Career fair…. and TRAPS!!! Entrepreneurs are now known as a celebrities in America as more students are dropping out and becoming tech millionaires. All the Hummers, Beemers, and Mercedes that are parked outside Whitman tomorrow will not be from the rich children with trust funds... MORE »
It’s just a known fact that people attend football games more than any other sport here. Hence volleyball, wrestling and other unattended sports are free to get into. I don’t know why, maybe it’s the 300 pound brawny men wearing spandex, could be the excessive amount of pre-gaming that occurs before the game starts or... MORE »
Have you ever felt that it was kinda odd when you started typing a letter in the Facebook search box, and your best friends name immediately popped up? Well it’s not chance. A hacker over at The Keesh found out that Facebook scores your friends based on some kind of algorithm, most likely attributed to how much... MORE »
Dear Reader, I don’t think you understand how important it is that you’re reading this article. For at this very moment, you are in fact saving lives. Whose lives? Our lives. The lives of us trapped down here in this basement forced to write articles for your amusement. Are you confused? Let me... MORE »
Leonard Zagat, a local homeless man, recently awarded a five-star review to a bacon-wrapped hot dog sold by a local street vendor on Saturday’s game day. The food enthusiast, who sleeps under the Vermont Ave. I-10 on-ramp, said it was “the best godderned piece of shit I’ve licked all week.” Zagat’s review came shortly after... MORE »