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Student Claims to Be Hit by Moving Hot Truck

Article by maxmartinez March 17, 2012

  In all of the bizarre news I have heard in my entire life, this one has to be the weirdest of them all. On Friday night, a Cornell student claims to have been hit by the Hot Truck on Stewart Avenue as it was driving. What is mysterious is that no one has ever... MORE »

Picture by apost
October 14, 2010

Belly Dancers Captivate Ithacans

Apple Fest goers enjoyed a concert by a local belly dancing group. The crowd could not take their eyes off of them. ALL of them. MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
September 2, 2010

Harsh Facebook Photo Memories

That new little “Memories Feed” on the side of Facebook just isn’t a good idea. Sometimes it’s just better to not remember, okay Facebook? Stop it! And WTF Otto? MORE »

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Article by apost
November 16, 2010

Cornell opens new school at Cornell

With the closing of the education department at Cornell due to lack of funding and a surge of retirees Cornell is now creating the department of the redundancy department in the ILR School thanks to money acquired after the education department was removed. Education professors are not upset with the new school. They are actually... MORE »

Article by Danny Fersh
October 15, 2010

Faculty “Extremely Proud” of Students Who Use Class Time to “Do Cultural Stuff.”

Madrid, Spain ““ Professors at Syracuse University’s Madrid campus are pleased to find that dwindling attendance numbers in their classrooms are due to the increased number of students who use their class time to “do cultural stuff,” and have nothing to do with the large crowd of kids eating potato chips in the courtyard.  “It’s... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 21, 2011

Drunk Letters To Santa (Basement Staff)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Dear Tooth Fairy, Yo, why didn’t you give me any money when my mom made me get my wisdom teeth surgically removed last month? That hurt... MORE »

Video by Anonymous
October 13, 2011

Employee Firings

What happens when you practice a script for only 5 minutes, shoot a video for your first time, and have some award winning thespians? This… this is what happens. MORE »