30 Rock and other shows insult Syracuse, must be destroyed

Article by Annie Segal January 31, 2013

Tina Fey’s long running show, 30 Rock, will be airing its hour-long series finale tonight at 8/7 central on NBC. Let it be known that this was not Fey’s decision to end the show- it was the higher power of Syracuse University. Fey’s character, Liz Lemon, is the head writer of a variety show starring... MORE »

Article by sambo24
March 28, 2012

Spring Time is Mating Season, and Bitches Are Horny

Ah, yes, Spring has sprung…. From the end of March until the end of June, we are treated to some pleasant weather, the blossoming of flowers, and animals coming out of hibernation. These animals emerge for the mating season, where they take part in humping the shit out of each other in order to have... MORE »

Article by Annie Segal
February 23, 2012

Newhouse Freshman self-nominates COM 117 project for an Academy Award

Multimedia Storytelling (COM 117) is a required course for every Newhouse student. Freshman Jessica Serkiss took the class extremely seriously. Serkiss and her group received an A- for their 2 minute non-fiction film about Syracuse’s weird weather entitled “Where’s the Sunshine?”. Serkiss’s first thought upon seeing her grade was, “I totally deserved an A+, this... MORE »

Article by Ian Smith
September 7, 2010

Students Buying Textbooks in Schine Bookstore Still in Long Ass Checkout Line

Sophomore Brian Carter had an hour in between two afternoon classes last Monday so he thought he would buy his textbooks to pass the time. Little did he know that 168 hours later he would still be waiting in line. “I thought the line for the Aerosmith Rock  “n’ Rollercoaster at Disney World was long,”... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 6, 2011

Report: Film students don’t know what ‘meta’ actually means

A recent study conducted by the Committee of People Who Hate Douchebag Film Majors (But Not All Film Majors, Just the Douchebag Ones) revealed that the committee needs to change its name. It’s too long. That same study also revealed an even more revealing revelation: a whopping 99% of film majors use the term “meta”... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 10, 2010

CuseMyCampus says: It’s Skip Class Week!

For all of you readers out there, we at CuseMyCampus are calling this Syracuse Skip Class Week. Instead of waking up at 8:00 to go to your bullshit statistics class, here are some things you could be doing instead:   Not waking up to go to your bullshit stats class. Take some time to rest.... MORE »

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November 28, 2011

Zipped Magazine launch party. Fashion Time.

Zipped is a fashion and beauty based magazine that reaches college-aged males and females on the Syracuse University campus. Known for identifying trends, providing the latest news on fashion, and touching on critical issues within the fashion and beauty industry, Zipped is a forward-looking student publication that provides a medium for the fashion-minded population at... MORE »

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September 29, 2011

Oh No Otto Gets Mugged Video

DPS really does make the corniest videos ever.. MORE »