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There is actually stuff to do in Ithaca/Cornell

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March 7, 2011 at 11:06 pm

Who knew that were is actually stuff going on in the lonely town of Ithaca. www.campusamp.com lists more than 150 events going on this week. The site is a centralized place to find and promote events at Cornell. Already 300 users have signed up.

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