Food and Drug Administration Declares Pepper Spray a Vegetable

Article by Alex Rosenthal November 19, 2011

The US Congress and the Department of Agriculture have collectively agreed that pepper spray, an inflammatory agent commonly used in riot control and personal self-defense, is now publicly recognized as a member of the vegetable food group. With this declaration, pepper spray now joins the ranks of carrots, arugula, chickpeas, and broccoli as an official... MORE »

Article by USC Staff
December 9, 2011

Weekly Sex with the CB Staff: Virginity

Dear Weekly Sex, With all the different kinds of sex out there, I was wondering what you all think it means to lose your virginity, or be a virgin? – No Reason Just Wondering, sophomore Dear Mr./Ms. Wondering, Whoa. Are you telling me that other stuff counts towards your non-virgin status? Why have I never... MORE »

Video by Anonymous
September 25, 2010

Are These Your Pubes?

Don’t you hate it when you have to just use the bathroom in your dorm and some asshole doesn’t clean up after manscaping? Well this guy sure does… MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
March 22, 2010

Daily Orange really accepts any kind of links

I clicked it and it brought me to! thanks DO! MORE »

Article by maxmartinez
April 21, 2012

New Women’s Dorm Named After Psychology Professor

Cornell recently announced that a new women’s dorm, similar to Balch Hall, will be built in 2013 to accommodate the increasing amount of women attending the university. Half of the intramural fields are being zoned off for construction and they plan to break ground in June of 2013. The university would not release the name... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 27, 2010

No Shave, No Vember

It’s that time of year again! Time to put the razors by the wayside and let your hair flag fly! And boy do we want to see your hair flag. Wait, that sounds weird. What we want to see are pictures. For anyone participating in No Shave November, take a picture of your face on... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
November 3, 2010

Basketball Team True Sentiment Expressed By CJ Fair

After the Kutztown(where the hell is this college) game, we can’t help but be excited for the upcoming SU basketball season! The Post Standard interviewed some of the players after the game, and I must say our team can definitely play basketball, but will not be making the Dean’s List anytime soon… It starts off... MORE »