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A Conversation at the Registrar’s Office

Article by Piliour September 22, 2010

Last semester, I decided that I needed to drop a class. The problem was that I decided this about three days after the drop deadline. Needless to say, the conversation I had with the “nice” lady in the registrar’s office was “not” pleasant. I think you’ll see what I mean”¦   Mrs. Bitchowski: Next. Me:... MORE »

Video by Alex R
November 29, 2011

Classic Dellplain Hall Staff Video

See what your parents R.A.’s were like. MORE »

Article by apost
November 29, 2010

BREAKING NEWS!

Derek Jeter still has yet to make a decision about his future baseball contract. Nothing new has happened since yesterday, but we keep reporting it anyway. Stay tuned for an update in an hour on whether or not we have learned anything else that is not remotely important and will not change anything until Jeter... MORE »

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Article by Crispy Spumoni
December 5, 2012

Awesome Teen Asks Victoria’s Secret: Why Can’t My Brother Wear Bras?

Madison Bergeron, 14, has a message for Victoria’s Secret: It’s time to bring gender equality to lingerie. The Oberlin, OH eighth grader was moved when she walked into her room to find her little brother Horton trying on her lacy, bow-adorned bra from Victoria’s Secret’s “Angels” line. When Madison saw him, he blushed and scrambled... MORE »

Article by JClassy
December 2, 2011

DO’s and DON’Ts of Sorority Recruitment 2012

Get ready to laugh, cry, and eat your heart out. It’s RECRUITMENT 2012!!! With over 360 PNMs (potential new members) all signed up to come back to WUSTL in early January for rushy rush rush, I thought I could offer up some helpful advice. Listen up Ladies of 2015: DO’s and DON’Ts of RECRUTIMENT 2012... MORE »

Video by Anonymous
March 11, 2011

The Lonely Island MTV Spring Break ’88 – Highlight Reel 1

From The Vault – The Lonely Island at MTV Spring Break ’88 Daytona Beach!!! Highlight Reel 1 of 2. Features songs “I’m On A Boat” & “We Like Sportz” from The Lonely Island album “Incredibad” Footage courtesy of MTV. MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
January 20, 2012

LOCAL NONSTUDENT COLUMN: Why Can’t It Be Quiet at 11PM on Saturdays?

Hello! I live two blocks off campus, I’m not a student and I call the LAPD about your noise more often than I talk to any actual people. You may be thinking, “Aw, man! What gives?” and I’d like the chance to explain! It may not be clear why I need weeknight quiet to my... MORE »

Article by emcorbet
September 9, 2010

SU Outsources Student Body

Following the United States’ economic downturn in late 2007, the country’s fiscal failure was nearly palpable. The smell of monetary doom hung in the air, like the lingering stench of freshmen bodily fluids drunkenly spilled in residence hall elevators.  Financial decay had permeated every aspect of American society. The higher education system was no exception. Even... MORE »

Article by gpsmonkey
November 27, 2011

Students Rave About Trojan Brand’s “Bear” Skin Condoms

Trojan Brand Condoms’ newest product launch, the Trojan BareSkin condoms, has been one of this year’s hottest new items in premarital pregnancy prevention. The new product claims to be 40% thinner than the leading brand and made of traditional latex materials. One of the largest misconceptions (no pun intended) of the new Trojan BareSkin condoms... MORE »

Article by Alex R
December 4, 2011

Bathrooms in SU

Sometimes it’s nice to help your fellow SU colleague out, to help them in their time of need. So I channeled my inner George Costanza and compiled a list of the three best and worst bathrooms on campus. When compiling this list I took a lot of factors into account, the number of toilets, amount... MORE »