Prom season reveals your younger sibling is cooler than you

Article by Leah Folta May 24, 2011

Those of us who left high school with the oft-chanted anthem “college will be betterrr” may have finally recovered from the starting-over stumble; we at last are who we want to be. Older. Wiser. More awesome (legally able to purchase alcohol). It may sting that much more, then, when you realize what many pioneering older... MORE »

Article by Syracuse Staff
September 1, 2010

Watch Man V. Food Tonight!

Ladies and Gentlemen, It’s Wednesay, and the Travel Channels “Man V. Food” is airing the Syracuse episode tonight at 9 PM. So pull out that bag of Fritos, can of Keystone Light, and mix it all together with some delicious BBQ sauce… or not. The travel channel is channel 837 (for HD). If you don’t have... MORE »

Article by J.D.Basement
December 26, 2011

ASB Student Unsure Whether Classmate is Hot or Just “Group Project Hot”

Mahwah, NJ- In a stunning turn of events, Ramapo College communications major, Donny Rogers has deemed himself incapable of determining if that blonde chick in his class is hot by regular standards, or if it’s only because she is in a group project with him.  “She’s easily the hottest girl in class,” Rogers told reporters... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 25, 2010

Zombieland?

For a while now, Bowne Hall has been boarded up (see photo). Many speculations have circulated as to why this could be, but two of these speculations have garnered more support than others. Either: A) Bowne is under construction and the university is hoping to improve upon the structure, orB) SU is preparing for a... MORE »

Article by Quinn Sosna-Spear
April 4, 2013

Kevin Ware to Promote Board Game “Jenga”

Louisville Cardinal fans are continuing to reel from the shocking injury suffered by sophomore Kevin Ware during the Elite Eight game against Duke University. A gruesome compound fracture caused Ware to crumple, and his right leg to literally collapse into itself. While spectators and experts alike debate the impact of this tragedy on his future career,... MORE »

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Article by Dan Kropa
October 12, 2012

Poodles: The Dark Truth Revealed

The name poodle is synonymous with flamboyant dog show excess to most. It conjures images of uber-groomed monstrosities, sporting bouffant and leg-warmer hybrids best left to rot in the 1980s. Poodles are a perfect breed for the persnickety. They come in three size categories and the owners can sculpt their shape as they desire. Poodles... MORE »

Article by apost
December 21, 2010

Facebook to re-invent Microsoft Word Paperclip

We all remember Clippit, don’t we? Well, if you don’t maybe this will job your memory….Clippit was our good friend from Microsoft word who used to pop up at the most convenient times to give us helpful hints about what we were doing. Mark Zuckerberg remembers Clippit. He is now trying to bring a version... MORE »

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January 3, 2012

Welcome to Missouri.

This just speaks for itself. MORE »

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April 17, 2012
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Article by J.D.Basement
September 26, 2012

Ramapo Students Paralyzed With Fear at Prospect of Actual Party

Mahwah, NJ- The Ramapo infirmary is overflowing with students today, as news broke that a real party may be on the horizon. The prospect of breaking out of the comfort zone of 12-person gatherings in the Village and venturing south to Trenton on October 25th for a Barstool Blackout FOAM party has scared dozens of... MORE »