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Hofstra Students migrate to the bar for the 2012 debate

Article by SammyAbram November 30, 2011

  On October 31st, Hofstra University announced it will be hosting its second consecutive presidential debate.   I went around campus and interviewed students about their thoughts and opinions. Most students replied with excitment and enthusiasm.   A few days after the announcement, a mass email was sent out to Hofstra students. Basically in a... MORE »

Article by Eric Pratt
January 12, 2012

Turtle My World

Some called it “turtling,” “flipping,” “burritoing,” or “nuggeting,” but many remember the high school gag of taking someone’s backpack, removing the contents, turning it inside out and putting everything back in. Masters of the craft could steal a backpack in the middle of class and reverse it so quietly that the victim knew nothing until... MORE »

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September 9, 2011
Article by G-Nonymous
September 1, 2012

Cornellians on the Harvard Cheating Scandal: “Why can’t our school be that easy?”

Recent news reports that about half of the Harvard Class of 2012 is under investigation and at risk for losing their diplomas for illicit collaboration on a TAKE-HOME final exam (seriously) has left Cornell students scratching their heads. “The New York Times article says that ‘students were tripped up by a course whose tests were... MORE »

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Article by alexfrumkin
March 1, 2012

Don’t want to work on whatever you haven’t started yet? Keep Reading!

A recent survey has shown that procrastination is the key to success (procrastinationrocks.com.) How one can become a master procrastinator is the million dollar question. Listed below are ten helpful tips to prevent you from reaching your goals! And relax! If you are reading this article you are most likely well on your way to... MORE »

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September 27, 2011
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Article by Shermysherm11
April 10, 2012

Maneater releases annual April Fools Edition called ‘The Carpeteater’

On April 1, 2012 the Maneater, Mizzou’s primary newspaper, published their annual April Fools Edition. This year’s title: the Carpeteater. After years of doing an April Fools edition, their reign has come to an end with their latest edition of the Carpeteater. Not only did they throw in slurs toward women but managed to insult... MORE »

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October 6, 2010

Racist Guy Is Back

A read this article. Racist Man Chases Own Shadow Out Of Town MORE »

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February 26, 2011
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Article by JakeWallach
April 27, 2012

The Biggest Bullshitter: Gargoyles

You gasp for air for a couple seconds, and than he puts you right back in. The toilet water smells like a combination of asparagus piss and sparrow semen. Although, you’re not even that mad about it, and you know why? The man that is shoving your frail head into the toilet, Bobby the Gargoyle.... MORE »