National Cleavage Day is Here!

Article by Kevin Cardoni March 30, 2012

If you’ve been living under a rock for the past day, well, first of all, I just feel sorry for you. Today, Friday March 30, 2012, is one of the most underrated and under-marketed holidays to have ever been created: National Cleavage Day. I know we at CampusBasement like to have a lot of fun... MORE »

Article by J.D.Basement
February 12, 2012

Jerry Sandusky Also Requests…

After reports surfaced that Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant coach turned sexual deviant has requested more leniency in the terms of his house arrest, Ramapo Basement has discovered several other pleas made by the 67-year-old ped-ass. According to Sandusky’s lawyer, these proposals are intended to make his client more comfortable in the courtroom.... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
February 16, 2011

8 Friends Not To Bring On Spring Break and some more Candy

8 Friends Not to Bring on Spring Break [Gallery] What Your Campus Tour Guide Didn’t Tell You The Theme Parties You Go To Freshman Year”¦and Then Never Again Most Embarassing Dorm Bathroom Stories Revealed Friday Faves: 11 Things You Can’t Get Away With in the Real World Annnnnnd if you’re feeling lucky. College Candy is giving... MORE »

Video by Sheldon J
March 27, 2011

EHarmony for brahs…no homo. MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
September 29, 2010

The Revision of the Dome Stomp

Learn to do it the right way. MORE »

Article by Leigh
September 17, 2011

Party at President Skorton’s House!

Since the policy for fraternity parties has changed this semester, many freshmen have been left wondering €œwhere am I gonna get my keystone buzz on and rub up against total strangers?€ Freshmen year without being crowded into the hot sweaty basement of a fraternity house and waking up in a “sober monitor” shirt (that you... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
April 15, 2010

Block Party

SU continues to ruin another event… Amelia Bedelia Style MORE »

Article by Syracuse Staff
November 28, 2010

Jim Boeheim: Chuck Norris’ Idol

Jim Boeheim is Chuck Norris’ role model. It’s true. And to prove it, here are some facts about Jimmy B: 1. Jim Boeheim invented the Internet. 2. Jim Boeheim is a Mac and a PC. 3. Jim Boeheim can get from Marshall Street to Archbold Gymnasium in under 3 minutes. 4. Jim Boeheim can get... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 7, 2010

Marshall Square Mall Overrun With Confused Students

On the first day of classes, something that happens every year”¦happened. Again.   Students of all ages, scratching their heads and staring blankly at their schedules, headed into Marshall Square Mall, where they proceeded to wander aimlessly around, bumping into each other, looking for a Spanish class or a math class that, somehow, is taught... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 7, 2011

University under investigation for NCAA violations

Yet another university has been added to the ever-growing list of schools being investigated due to alleged student violations. On Wednesday, The Juilliard School joined Miami University, Ohio State University and many, many other schools as the latest school under investigation for violating NCAA rules. It has been reported that eight students, including first-chair oboe... MORE »