Everyone Blows Off Last Week of Classes, Goes to Disneyland Instead

Article by Becca Grumet December 6, 2012

"I've actually decided to drop my major and dance in the parade full time now that I've spent the week at Disneyland," said a very excited theater major. "It's just such a lifestyle here." For some reason, we totally agreed with everything she said and blamed it on creepily persuasive Disney magic. MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
October 26, 2011

Beloved carving-pumpkins-while-drunk college tradition is dangerous, experts say

Halloween has always been like the opening ceremony for the holiday season. The weather’s a little crisper, the half-dozen campus trees that change leaves have done so, and nerds battle unfailingly to find the most hilarious, obscure costume they can. One October essential, sadly, is facing criticism. “The Health Center has seen a rise in... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
January 9, 2012

An Email Thread of Indecisive Students Trying to Plan Spring Break (Hofstra)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! The following e-mail exchange you are about to read is REAL. All names have been changed and e-mails deleted. Hofstra student go different places every year... MORE »

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Article by J.D.Basement
December 19, 2011

Star Athlete Beats the Odds and Makes It, Despite Great Upbringing

Mahwah, NJ- Warm, loving, functional. These words describe the horrifyingly normal and supportive childhood of Ramapo College’s budding superstar athlete, Jerry Williams. Williams anchors the nationally ranked men’s basketball team as a versatile and explosive point guard. His ascent to the position of dominance is a story nothing short of heroic. Growing up in a... MORE »

Article by Ian Smith
September 14, 2010

Study Shows Students Pretending to Take Notes on Laptops “Totally Fool Professors”

A study conducted last week concluded that every single student using a laptop computer during Syracuse University lectures were not taking notes, but rather, were constantly refreshing their Facebook pages for notifications, updating their fantasy football team or checking TextsFromLastNight.com for messages pertinent to their social lives and to their sexual habits. The study also... MORE »

Article by Michael Sullivan
January 30, 2011

Crit Studies student sez: A paint party that could have used some color correction

Between “Inglourious Basterds,” “Drag Me to Hell” and “District 9,” I thought 2009 was the year of mismarketing, but I’m guessing the hosts of last evening’s Get Painted and Plastered Party were going for some ill-advised revivalism. Not only was there an insufficient volume of paint, there was an insufficient volume of alcohol. Or at... MORE »

Article by Becca Grumet
December 6, 2011

TMB, I love you.

Dearest Trojan Marching Band, Woe is me! How these two seasons have come and gone. Soon you will be nothing more than a distant memory… Let thy heart reminisce on the good times thou hast had with thee. Oh how we despised each other at first, TMB. Only time would tell if our love would... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
March 15, 2011

Day Drinking and 15 Minutes of Fame on CollegeCandy

We’ve All Been There: Day Drinking http://collegecandy.com/2011/03/14/weve-all-been-there-day-drinking-2/ Surviving Senior Year: Spring Cleaning http://collegecandy.com/2011/03/14/surviving-senior-year-spring-cleaning/ How to Get Your 15 Minutes of Fame in College http://collegecandy.com/2011/03/10/how-to-get-your-15-minutes-of-fame-in-college/ MORE »

Video by Anonymous
November 29, 2010

SU Snowshoe Race

This is weird… do they still do this? MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
March 26, 2010

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Girls Bathroom Stall Debate Edition MORE »