Article by Quinn Sosna-Spear
April 4, 2013

Kevin Ware to Promote Board Game “Jenga”

Louisville Cardinal fans are continuing to reel from the shocking injury suffered by sophomore Kevin Ware during the Elite Eight game against Duke University. A gruesome compound fracture caused Ware to crumple, and his right leg to literally collapse into itself. While spectators and experts alike debate the impact of this tragedy on his future career,... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 2, 2010

Boeheim Unhappy with #1 Ranking

In typical Boeheim fashion, Boeheim complained on Monday that his team was ranked number one in the nation. “I certainly didn’t vote for us,” avers Boeheim. “I don’t know who did, and I don’t know why they did. Did you see some of those plays we made? Disgusting. We have a lot of work to... MORE »

Article by Piliour
August 30, 2010

5 Things to Do Freshman Year

1.    Go to Armory Square/Westcott Street ““ Hey! Guess what! There’s more to the Syracuse community than the shitty dorm food you’re force-fed every day. Explore a little bit. Dorian’s, Alto Cinco, Pastabilities, Dinosaur, and many other places serve food that hasn’t been seasoned with Exlax and leftover chicken from Veteran’s Day. Your best bet... MORE »

Article by Syracuse Staff
October 29, 2010

Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn’t Be Sexy

Mrs. Potato Head: Who doesn’t have a leprosy fetish? Guys LOVE girls missing a nose here or a mouth there! Not to mention, the Atkins diet was so 2000. Carbs are back in and there’s no reason not to put yourself out to spud with the Toy Story diva. Sexy Dorothy from Wizard of Oz:... MORE »

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January 11, 2012

My Sadly Un-Slutty Self

As a very different breed of girl, I have always admired the ‘slutty’ girls at Halloween. While my fellow females display what is, at first glance, characteristic snappy bitchiness and exaggerated sense of self worth and piety, I prefer to look at these girls as showing what is superlative of the “weaker sex.” I look... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
January 23, 2012 1 Comment

Win $200 Cash With College Book Renter!

Do you like free money? Do you like not working very hard for it at all? [Cue cheesy music] Hi, I’m Alex Rosenthal. And if you answered “no” to either of these then I can’t really help you. Also you’re a weirdo. But if you answered “yes” to both, then College Book Renter‘s blog and... MORE »

Article by Splattsburghian
January 3, 2012

Fittness Major Nicknamed “Lil’ Boy” Tries to Write Satire Article

Note: The Editor and Head Writer of the Plattsburgh Campus Basement has received an anonymous article written by a PSU fitness major who would only allow himself to be identified as “Lil’ Boy”. The article seemed comedic (due to its sheer ignorance) so I thought it was worth publishing. However it is important to remember... MORE »

Article by Becca Grumet
March 18, 2012 1 Comment

10 Totally Awesome Things to Do (On Campus) Over Spring Break

So you’re stuck on campus for spring break. Don’t fret! (do people use that word anymore?) This is your chance to take advantage of USC’s “one-of-a-kind” location for the ultimate staycation. Yes I just used the term “staycation.” Here’s some of our ideas: 1. Try every fast food chain on Figueroa. If you currently live... MORE »

Article by Sheldon J
March 13, 2011

Bitchin music friday presents: March Mixtape Madness Selection Sunday

Yesterday Mac Miller’s mixtape Best Day Ever dropped and the demand for it was so ridiculous, that Datpiff actually crashed. Righteous. Regardless, after seeing what this kid has done in less than a year after dropping K.I.D.S., I can’t even fathom what the rest of his future looks like. I was upset I couldnt see... MORE »