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January 31, 2012

CAMPUS BASEMENT ENDORSES NEWT

CAMPUS BASEMENT IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE IT ENDORSES NEWT. NEWTS MAKE GREAT PETS FOR YOUNG TODDLERS WHO ARE LEARNING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FIRST TIME. NEWTS EAT EARTHWORMS AND CRICKETS, AND ARE HEALTHIEST IN ROOM-TEMPERATURE FRESHWATER AQUARIUMS. BUY YOUR CHILD A NEWT TODAY! MORE »

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January 30, 2012

You’ve Been Accepted to Vassar…Psych!

Over the weekend, hundreds of high school students were falsely sent Vassar College acceptance letters. MORE »

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December 12, 2011

Emory College Library Hours Racist Against Asians

I’m getting arrested for studying for 5 hours. Someone please tell me this is not true. MORE »

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December 8, 2011

People Dont Know How To Spell In California

Some kids put up a sign about a fundraiser they were doing. They wanted this “qaurter” to be the best. IDIOTS! MORE »

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December 7, 2011

Worst Autocorrect Fail EVER!!! LOL

Autocorrect can lead to the silliest misunderstandings sometimes! MORE »

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December 3, 2011

Adventures on JDate: Is Water Polo Cruel To The Horses?

Click to expand. Welcome to the first of many “Adventures on JDate.” In search of Ms. Right, I joined the Jewish dating site and I’ll be sharing some of my favorite exchanges with other users (text reads bottom to top). This particular girl mentioned that she liked horseback riding in her profile, so I asked... MORE »

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September 29, 2011

Happy New Year To Our Jewish Readers

If you’re sitting in temple much like me, you’re experiencing the wonderful standing, sitting, singing and shofar blowing. Good times! Well I’d like to take this moment to thank god for smart phones, cause now I can surf campusbasement with my phone cleverly hidden in the sedar book.  There’s so many old people at these... MORE »

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September 9, 2011