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Three reasons moving out of a dorm makes you want to rip apart the student body
1) For all you Resident Advisors, I’ve been there. I get it. You have to close this campus down and invariably there will be some asshole who doesn’t want to leave the dorm by 6pm Sunday afternoon which means you won’t get out of here until long after your sanity and patience have skidaddled. More... MORE »
Otto gets pummeled by rodeo horse
The Sport Science guys lead by John Brenkus conduct a little test with Dwight Freeney and a rodeo bull. This is SportsCenter – Dwight Freeney and Sport Science. MORE »
False Fire Alarms More Frequent Due to Popular Demand
Every semester, each Ramapo dorm must take part in two mandatory fire drills. Typically, these alarms are scheduled early on in the semester, in order to get them over with. However, it appears that students are not happy with this low amount of drills. Requests for more frequent alarms are overwhelming, and Ramapo is doing... MORE »
UU Press Release
University Union Cinemas will host a free Halloween double screening of Drag Me to Hell and The Orphanage October 28-October 31st at 8 p.m. University Union Cinemas will host free screenings of movies every weekend throughout the year for SU students. Drage Me to Hell, the 2009 horror film from director Sam Raimi (Spiderman films) follows... MORE »
Santorum embraces innuendo, runs on platform of sodomy
Despite Rick Santorum’s surprising victory in the Iowa caucuses, his campaign has lacked the same spark that some of his competitors had, like Rick Perry’s Brokeback Mountain homage or Newt Gingrich’s slew of ex-wives. But there was an opening. A Santorum is not just the last name of a presidential candidate, but the name for... MORE »
FixIt Employee Requested By Student To Open Pouch Of Capri Sun
Syracuse University’s highly regarded maintenance organization, FixIt, is usually accustomed to performing routine repair and cleaning jobs for students such as replacing light bulbs around campus or powerwashing vomit off the carpets of dormitory common rooms. But Tuesday at approximately 3:00pm, Helen Graham, a 20-year veteran FixIt employee, received a call and was unexpectedly met... MORE »
PhD Candidates Cite Social Justice FIG as Inspiration
Today, during a press conference that nobody asked for, several doctoral candidates of Sociology and Political Science at the University of Missouri cited the Social Justice Freshmen Interest Group program, or FIG for short, as an inspiration for their further pursuits. The FIG meets once every week for an hour to discuss issues that mostly... MORE »
Attention All Underachievers
Attention all underachievers (SU students): Today is the pass/fail deadline. Anyone who’s taking electives outside their major should take advantage of this golden opportunity to be a lazy prick without it having any effect on your GPA. Taking a class pass/fail is kind of like love; it means never having to say you’re sorry. It... MORE »