COMIKAZE NEXT TO WEEKLY BROCON: “WHAT A JOKE”

Article by Eric Pratt November 10, 2011

Those in the area of L.A. Live on Saturday and Sunday might have seen some strange people, costumed as superheroes, monsters, and nerds, going in and out of the Los Angeles Convention Center.  A crowd of 30,000 fans, according to some estimates, geeked out the large indoor space for two days. Josh N. Mebreaux, member... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
September 21, 2010

Ezra Cornell Was Black

Ever since Cornell University was established back in 1865, students and faculty have pondered, “Who is Mr. Cornell?”, “How did he create such a prestigious University?”, and of course, “Was that dude black?” We can’t deny the glaring facts of this mans past. 1. Cornell was founded in 1865. The very same year the Civil... MORE »

Article by ScottTheCasbah
April 27, 2012

The Biggest Bullshitter: Wizards

Think to yourself, just for a second. Close your eyes and go into your mind’s eye and think of the best wizard you know. Now.  Okay, now some people will have actually closed their eyes at this point, we’ll call that an experiment in natural selection.   For the rest of you check this out.... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
October 6, 2010

Fla. man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his

BRADENTON, Fla. “” When sheriff’s deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man’s buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.” Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
December 1, 2011

Some honest “Holiday Flavors” for you this season

Every year Thanksgiving happens so that when it’s over, coffee, frozen yogurt, smoothies, and pretty much all places that sell things that “taste like something” know it’s time to start serving their seasonal holiday flavors. I get just as excited about this as the next red-velvet-hot-chocolate enthusiast. There’s a part of me, though, that enjoys... MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
March 23, 2011

Newhouse Renames Courses Again Using Klingon, Heiroglyphs, Random Nouns

In an effort to pretend that Newhouse is keeping up with the rapidly changing media landscape, the former communications school giant announced the third overhaul of its curriculum in the past three years. The changes, announced in a press conference held Tuesday, were described by spokesman Ron Harris as “really we’re just giving all our... MORE »

Picture by Brian W
February 1, 2011

SU Health Center FAIL on Twitter WOW

EPIC FAIL. Maybe they should stick to just doing what they do best… yknow, not saving lives. MORE »

Picture by Leigh
November 5, 2010

Cornell’s Dino Discrimination

Can you imagine the carbon footprint on a Hummer big enough to fit a t-rex? Dinosaurs riding bikes are the best way to keep our campus green. MORE »

Article by nightcrawler
January 24, 2012

Things UM Needs to Improve its Status (Or at Least Make it More Kick Ass)

1. Nude Area on the sidewalk by the lake Who wouldn’t want to go to a college that promotes nudity, especially considering the local talent we’ve got roaming around these parts? Other colleges limit their public nudity to the first rain of the year or only for a single mile. It’s high time that one university... MORE »

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Article by J.D.Basement
January 23, 2012

Self-Reflection Quiz: Are You Suffering from Being Back at Ramapo?

*Please keep track of your point total. TI-87 Graphing Calculators are required and can be purchased at the Ramapo bookstore for $650.00. 1. Has the sight of phallic statues outside of ASB once again made you question exactly what boundaries Ramapo administrators want us to push? A. It’s so veiny! (1 point) B. Nope, haven’t... MORE »