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Creepy Craigslist Ad of the Week: Sperm Guy
PAHAHAHAHAHA, this was really awkward to find in the middle of class. MORE »
Fallen Rose
Upon hearing about the death of Betty White, three best friends try to do everything in their power to reunite and attend her funeral. MORE »
Shits Gone Viral
Buy your shirts now!http://www.squeezemytees.com/tees.php?tee=Yawn+Outside&ref=nf Yawn outside! Stay out of class! Do whatever it is you need to do to get over it! Get up and walk the hell out! Coming soon….”I Yawned” tees in Men, Women and Kids sizes. MORE »
Conspiracy Revealed: Adam Sandler Died in 2005; Replaced with Unfunny Look-Alike
For some time, cinema experts around the country have been puzzled by the question of how Adam Sandler could have been so funny in the 90s yet so bad in the past few years. After the release of Jack & Jill this past weekend, however, the authorities have decided that there could only be one... MORE »
Week in Review: You can run, but you can’t News!
Your second-best source for this week’s Daily Trojan headlines. Latino Empowerment Speakers Series brings a dozen high-ranking politicians and city officials to campus for fireside chats with students. If things get awkward, that’s what the rotation is for, but ideally it will be very romantic. Café 84 to be replaced by “healthier dining hall” this... MORE »
Why I Secretly Want to Be a Hipster (and Probably Why You Do Too”¦)
It’s hard to walk outside these days and not pass by someone with a pair of fake horn-rimmed glasses on and set of giant-ass headphones to match. You find these folks hanging out in between buildings, smoking self-rolled cigarettes, wearing their skinny jeans and beanies, and talking about the importance of Stanley Kubrick films in... MORE »
Image macro posted to Facebook definitively (proves/disproves) existence of God
At 10:03 PM Eastern Time last night, freshman Logan Nogouche posted an image macro (picture with overlaid-text) to the popular social networking site MySpace that once and for all ended the existence of God debate. The particular image was simply a picture of (Jesus/Richard Dawkins) with an overlaid (Bible verse/Richard Dawkins quote). However,... MORE »