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A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist Pt. 3
I’m in class right now. Would I rather be administering an enema to Santa after he ate all his Christmas cookies? Would I rather give Mrs. Claus a brazilian bikini wax? You decide. (Hint: Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes) Enjoy this jingle while you cry into a textbook! MORE »
Rain attempting to attack the students in Bird library
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150167678788044&comments CLASSIC Syracuse. MORE »
Waking Up Early Now
you know what they say, the early bird gets the orange backpack MORE »
Eli The Homeless Guy on Marshall Street Has An Album!
Apparently Eli had time to record a CD just in time for Christmas. Titled “El’s Christmas Mission” the album was recorded in the Belfer Audio Laboratory, at Syracuse University. So, now when Eli comes up to you asking for cash, you can tell him you bought his CD! Check out Empire Life Entertainment to read more MORE »
Poetic Ode to the D-Bag In Lecture
To the shmuck in the front row, Always questioning or conversing with the professor, And supplying more than a “yes” or “no” answer. To the wannabe professor’s pet, This, right here, is what’s called a general education course. Meaning, it does nothing more than fulfill a pointless need. To the jagoff front and left-center, No... MORE »
Girls Actually Poop Bunnies and Rainbows, Study Shows
Ever since the dawn of man, the question has been posed – “Do women poop just like men do?” Everybody knows that men poop. Men talk about their poop proudly. But a wave of mysticism has consistently been shrouded around whether or not women poop as well. A group of researchers here at USC... MORE »
Nothing Rhymes With (A Word We Can’t Say)
We don’t have $5 to pay SU every time we use the word, “the!” MORE »