Synchronized Menstruation Destroys Balch Hall

Article by smalls January 31, 2011

Sewage specialists all across Ithaca were brought in earlier today to help stem the tide of sewage that burst forth from Balch Hall. Reports point to this being a direct result of girls flushing their tampons down the toilet rather than neatly disposing them in the convenient white boxes on the side of each stall.... MORE »

Video by Syracuse Staff
September 1, 2010

What is the LGBT?

Everyone’s a little bit gay, aren’t they? (On a serious note, for real information about the LGBTQ, visit MORE »

Article by apost
October 16, 2010

Concert Commission takes over and ousts Slope Day

Drake sucks. Last year, Slope Day 2010 was a sloppy mess. Bras were being thrown on stage and Drake was…. well, actually I don’t know how Drake was because I left the Slope before Drake went on. But from what I heard he was terrible. Sorry Slope Day 2010. This year we’ve gotten Kid Cudi,... MORE »

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April 6, 2010

Find this man. Win $5 Today ONLY!!

John Liddy is giving away $5 to everyone who has a great idea. Go find him at HBC right near the quad. Get the money NOW! And make sure you sign up for Emerging Talk! If you don’t know what it is, click the link to find out about this awesome SU event! MORE »

Article by Anonymous
March 6, 2011

Class of 2011 Wants Charlie Sheen for Commencement Speaker

SAY NO to Bob Saget- let’s get someone with some real pull, someone who is a WINNER, someone who has some GUSTO!! Let’s get this event going and see if we can’t make this fictional event really happen!! #winner #tigerblood MORE »

Article by Rud
September 19, 2011

Syracuse Leaves Big East for Onondaga County Middle School League

    It was announced this weekend that Syracuse University has applied for and been accepted into the prestigious Onondaga County Middle School League for all major sports. Instead of lackluster teams such as Georgetown and UConn, Syracuse will now be facing off against national powerhouses such as Henninger Middle School and the Derek Zoolander School... MORE »

Article by smalls
May 5, 2011

Songs for Slope Day

So, in celebration of me finishing my classes (read: me skipping my last classes today because it’s kind of nice out and I really don’t care about them), I thought I’d do something productive with my day besides playing video games/day-drinking (actually I’m already doing that) by putting up some songs for you to start... MORE »

Video by Anonymous
December 28, 2010

Christmas Pig

There is a singing pig on Syracuse Campus..have you spotted her yet!? MORE »

Article by G-Nonymous
October 18, 2011

In Light of Gilad Shalit Deal, Nation’s Top Economists Recommend Americans Invest in Israelis

WALL STREET – Investors and business magnates across the nation Tuesday scrambled to invest in what quickly appears to be becoming one of the most profitable long-term securities in the world: Israelis.   “If you look at the numbers, they’re simply astounding,” says Jewish Goldman Sachs CEO, Lloyd Blankfein. “Back in the 1980s, one Israeli... MORE »

Video by Anonymous
September 12, 2010