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Presidents Day : Float Your Boat
Every parent dreads the day their child is old enough for this talk. Catch new comedy shorts from Float Your Boat every Tuesday and Thursday! Featured on CitrusTv. MORE »
Local Student Turns Snow Into Profit
Some people dream of an early retirement, and for one Cornell named Daniel Oranger that might very well be the case. Deemed by the Ithaca Sun as “one of the ten most business savvy Cornellians of the recent decade, and possibly of all time,” Daniel Oranger keeps it modest when describing his snowcone empire. What started as... MORE »
The Newhouse Challenge Video (A Syracuse Halloween)
The Syracuse Basement gang heads out to accomplish the Newhouse Challenge on Halloween. Find out if they actually make it! MORE »
Binder Sales Surge, Bookstore Profits
Bookstore employees are overwhelmed and perplexed today by a huge surge in binder sales at the university bookstore. Hundreds of students flooded the bookstore this afternoon, violently interrogating employees and knocking down sections of pens and notepads, all in search of women-filled binders. One student demanded a refund for his recently purchased item. He... MORE »
Make Some April Fools!
It’s that day again, dear readers. It is a day of enlightenment, for us all to share in new beliefs. Today, gullible is written on the ceiling, genetically-engineered winged pigs have escaped their containment tanks, and HBO canceled Game of Thrones on a whim at 12:00 AM. Really! Anyone with half a brain can become... MORE »
Bitchin Music Special – DJZJ’s Diplo banger
In light of the invasion of Diplo into Syracuse tonight thanks to Hillel, DJZJ, a local dj at SU produced his newest mix called Heiress of Louder featuring Heiress of Valentina (Alesso Remix) by Dune, Keep it Going Louder and Pon de Floor, two of Major Lazer’s most popular songs. Heiress of Louder (Major... MORE »
USC Puts An End To Student Protest By Re-Mulching Trousdale
With tensions steadily rising in the middle east, the Israeli and Palestinian communities at USC took it upon themselves to show their support by having a protest-off right in the middle of campus. With the actual situation in the middle east not moving forward the student protest were forced to just see who could be... MORE »
End Dysentery Now! Change Your Profile Picture to Your Favorite Internal Organ
Last week, millions of Facebook users changed their profile pictures to their favorite cartoon characters in an effort to fight child abuse. Scientific data from nowhere in particular suggests that the viral campaign was a complete success, putting an end to child abuse forever. This week, I think it is time we address an entirely... MORE »