Cornell’s World Renown Human Bonding Lab Reveals That “Sex Feels Good”

Article by dang May 16, 2011

     This weekend Cornell’s own Dr. Stephen Knight attended a local human bonding and biology conference where the esteemed professor touted his laboratory’s most recent discovery: “Sex Feels Good”.       The world renown scientist and nobel laureate studied human physiology in conjunction with psychological profiles to gauge whether sex provided young men and... MORE »

Article by Jasaulsk
December 8, 2010

Bikes vs. 100 Hours of Snow

No matter how hard core into preserving nature and biking the ESF kids are, trying to ride a bike around when it looks like this is just not going to happen. Check out the one on the left.  MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 16, 2011

Week in Review: OccupyCampusBasement

OccupyWallStreet: Protests continued this week on Wall Street where thousands of people hanging out in Times Square continued to prove that you can’t get a job if you’re too busy hanging out in Times Square. T-T-T-Today, Junior!: Philip Garber, Jr., a 16-year-old taking classes at the County College of Morris received an email in which... MORE »

Article by delaney
October 20, 2012

Peter the Pumpkin-Eater Fan Club

  For those of you taking full advantage of Olin library being open 24-hours (aka living under a rock), this is an alert: it’s pumpkin season. And I mean besides the whole Halloween, jack o’ lantern thing. It’s time to seriously chow down on some pumpkin-flavored goods. This is a crucial and fleeting time of... MORE »

Picture by Brian W
January 24, 2011

Coach Boeheim Screamer T-Shirt!

Become Coach Boeheim and get the t-shirt at: MORE »

Video by Anonymous
September 25, 2010

Are These Your Pubes?

Don’t you hate it when you have to just use the bathroom in your dorm and some asshole doesn’t clean up after manscaping? Well this guy sure does… MORE »

Article by drewthegoose
May 3, 2012

MU Bookstore Swears Your Textbooks Are Only Worth $20

The University of Missouri bookstore released a statement last night regarding a backlash of disapproval, stating that their textbook return policy has always been fair and that “Twenty dollars is a pretty decent return” for most textbooks. For many students, the end of the year came from out of nowhere, mauling motivation to study whilst... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 8, 2011

ROTC Declares War On Otto’s Army

On Tuesday, the Syracuse ROTC declared war on Otto’s Army. The rift between the two factions has been growing in recent years, and last week, tensions became too much to bear when Otto’s Army invaded the Carrier Dome, neglecting the Orange Treaty of 1928. “They’ve been warned time and time again about invading things on... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 15, 2010

What the “How to Fight the Flu” E-mails REALLY Say

Everyone at Syracuse has, at one time or another received the pesky e-mails claiming to know how to fight the flu. Most people do the logical thing and treat these e-mails as if they had come from Nigeria: they delete them. Since I was bored the other day, I took the time to actually read... MORE »

Article by G-Nonymous
March 17, 2012 1 Comment

Report: Small Group of Ugandan Activists Begin Online Campaign to Stop Terrible Man Halfway Around the World

Starting in 2012, 4/20 will no longer just be about getting high or remembering Columbine… it will also be about this guy. MORE »