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Anime Cosplayers and Dubstep Enthusiasts Plan Massive Party, Record Low Attendance Expected
Both anime cosplayers and dubstep enthusiasts alike have grown tired of being relatively companionless, and reports are surfacing that members from both subcultures have converged to plan what they believe will be the greatest, most life-changing party ever. The idea was the brainchild of Japanophile Chris Petersson, who Facebooked one entire acquaintance, Steven Clark, an... MORE »
Student Leader Attends Weekend Retreat, Roommate Farts All Over Belongings In Absence
Adam Houser, 19, came under intense scrutiny this week when roommate Jamie Parks, 20, returned to their shared dorm room after a weekend retreat for his on-campus organization and immediately discerned differences in the olfactory qualities of the space. “Something smelled off,” said Parks, “like some kind of spoiled food. It’d been a pretty long... MORE »
Mizzou’s Twerk Team Turns Heads, Werks Dat Booty
Mizzou’s best-kept secret, its Twerk Team, has gained a substantial amount of notoriety this week after a record seventh place finish at the Middle America Collegiate Twerking Classic. Competing against fourteen teams from neighboring states, the Tiger twerkers proved not just to Missouri, but Illinois, Arkansas and other less relevant nearby states (Kansas) that there... MORE »
“Trojan Family Room” renamed for napping purposes
Since its grand opening in 2010, the Ronald Tutor Campus Center has been quite the useful addition for all Trojans, from the outdoor International Plaza to the upstairs offices and Traditions in the basement. But the most useful of all, however, has been the grand entrance of Sample Hall, more commonly known as the “Trojan... MORE »
Phone Screenshots Officially Confirm Syracuse is Coldest Place Ever
Syracuse University students posted hundreds of smart phone screenshots of the city’s weather to social media in the past three days, officially confirming the city is “literally, like, THE coldest place ever.” The sheer number of screenshots showing temperatures that ranged from -65 degrees Celsius to 10 degrees Fahrenheit alarmed scientists, who quickly confirmed the... MORE »
Post-Break Revelations
Considering I’m a junior, I should probably be beyond the post-break Trojan culture shock I experience whenever I return to campus. After three straight weeks of sleeping for between ten and fifteen (mmm, REM) hours per night, forcing my dog to cuddle with me, and playing Bejeweled Blitz until I get a new high score... MORE »
Manti Te’o's Girlfriend ‘A Member of the Rebel Alliance, and a Traitor’
As the nation is somehow again shocked at how shitty semi-famous people can be, Darth Vader and the Imperial Alliance have weighed in on the Manti Te’o scandal, condemning the Notre Dame player’s fake girlfriend as “a member of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.” “We’re pretty sure she’s a rebel. We haven’t really double... MORE »
The Differences Between Fall and Spring Semester
Welcome back to Syracuse everybody! You may be wondering what’s so different about this semester than the last, so we here at Campus Basement are proud to present our comparative guide to help you transition into the new semester. MORE »
Gay men everywhere speak out in support of Manti Te’o: ‘We’ve all been there.”
Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o has recently come under fire since it was discovered that his late girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, never actually existed. In spite of the allegations and subsequent media frenzy, one group has surprisingly and publicly come out in support of Te’o: the gay community. “So what, he made up his girlfriend? That... MORE »
The Unofficial Girls Drinking Game
If you happen to be a twenty something female, chances are you have at least heard of the racy new show Girls on HBO. Odds are also good that you have somehow finagled an HBO GO password out of someone. Maybe you befriended that girl who never washes her hair or performed sexual favors for... MORE »