Three reasons moving out of a dorm makes you want to rip apart the student body

Article by emcorbet May 8, 2012

1) For all you Resident Advisors, I’ve been there. I get it. You have to close this campus down and invariably there will be some asshole who doesn’t want to leave the dorm by 6pm Sunday afternoon which means you won’t get out of here until long after your sanity and patience have skidaddled. More... MORE »

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April 6, 2010

SU Walk of Shame Routes

Typical routes for certain college students at 8 am. Video Credit: CollegeHumor. MORE »

Article by J.D.Basement
March 19, 2012

The 12-Step Program for Ramapo Students Recovering from a Night at New Rock

Alcoholism hurts. Wasting your college allotment of acceptable alcoholic behavior on a Thursday night at New Rock hurts even more. Let’s try to get you back on the wagon making your way toward recovery, or at least toward a classier, less rapey location. Mason Jar perhaps. I hear they have live music on weekends. Step... MORE »

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March 24, 2010
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September 22, 2010

Epic South Campus Fight

Starring: Evan Fonseca Mike Smiroldo Kyle Kuchta Heres another action scene test movie, it somewhat continues after the last one. MORE »

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December 19, 2011

Jokes With Jenna Race

Syracuse University’s sophomore Jenna Race who’s a member of Zamboni Revolution improv comedy group shares a few of her favorite knock-knock jokes with a friend. Produced by Pamela Masin for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »

Article by efreun2
March 20, 2012

Scientists Prove That Elevators in High Rises Break Down From Loneliness, Not Malfunction

Have you ever been in a high rise and looked at the elevator with horror? Often time’s students nervously grip the walls waiting for their floor to finally arrive. But the common quip about the elevators mechanical problems is because of their now defunct manufacturer, but is this theory really true? On March 15th, researchers... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
September 3, 2010

Do you like hot girls? Do you have a car?

The sisters of Delta Gamma are hosting a car wash this SATURDAY, September 4th between the hours of 11-3. So, if you have a car, go find the nearest mud-pit, and get that badboy soaked up. The dirtier your car, the longer it will take to clean it! (actually, this doesn’t really work. they will... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
April 9, 2012

HU’s Spring Break 2012: Part 1

It’s been three weeks or more since all your friends went back to school from their spring breaks. They want on adventures and regaled you via all their cute little new albums: “Sophomores in South Carolina”; “Blueberry California”; “Nut-tugging in Mississippi” just in case you could not figure out they were having a great time.... MORE »