A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist Pt. 3

Video by loganor December 12, 2011

I’m in class right now. Would I rather be administering an enema to Santa after he ate all his Christmas cookies? Would I rather give Mrs. Claus a brazilian bikini wax? You decide. (Hint: Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes) Enjoy this jingle while you cry into a textbook! MORE »

Article by Sheldon J
April 26, 2011

Rain attempting to attack the students in Bird library

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150167678788044&comments CLASSIC Syracuse. MORE »

Picture by Sheldon J
October 28, 2010

Waking Up Early Now

you know what they say, the early bird gets the orange backpack MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
December 1, 2010

Eli The Homeless Guy on Marshall Street Has An Album!

Apparently Eli had time to record a CD just in time for Christmas. Titled “El’s Christmas Mission” the album was recorded in the Belfer Audio Laboratory, at Syracuse University.  So, now when Eli comes up to you asking for cash, you can tell him you bought his CD! Check out Empire Life Entertainment to read more MORE »

Article by Ian Arnold
November 7, 2011

Poetic Ode to the D-Bag In Lecture

To the shmuck in the front row,  Always questioning or conversing with the professor,  And supplying more than a “yes” or “no” answer.  To the wannabe professor’s pet,  This, right here, is what’s called a general education course.  Meaning, it does nothing more than fulfill a pointless need. To the jagoff front and left-center,  No... MORE »

Article by Roy Parker
April 2, 2012

Girls Actually Poop Bunnies and Rainbows, Study Shows

Ever since the dawn of man, the question has been posed – “Do women poop just like men do?” Everybody knows that men poop. Men talk about their poop proudly. But a wave of mysticism has consistently been shrouded around whether or not women poop as well.   A group of researchers here at USC... MORE »

Video by Syracuse Staff
August 23, 2010

Nothing Rhymes With (A Word We Can’t Say)

We don’t have $5 to pay SU every time we use the word, “the!” MORE »