USC Ruins Movies, Devastates Writer

Article by Cailin Lowry February 22, 2012

USC has ruined movies* for me. Despite being a film major, it wasn’t the School of Cinematic Arts that destroyed the mirage Hollywood created in my pre-college days. Instead, I hold Bovard, Trousdale, Doheny, and VKC accountable. Hell, even Taper and GFS had a hand in killing the magic of movies. I present to you... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
April 30, 2012

SGA Line Changes for 2012-2013

This past week proved to be full of events of various levels of excitement reaching different demographics that cause us students to ask, “So which events are for us exactly?” Spring Family Weekend, and Relay for Life were among the basic events that helped bring this entire school together. Old people were here this past... MORE »

Article by Piliour
November 2, 2010

Does Not Compute…

Attention: football fans and Syracuse attendees. The Syracuse Orange (men’s) football team is 6-2 and is, for all intents and purposes, bowl-bound. No, the BCS computer did not explode. No, the AP did not err when it had Syracuse two slots away from being ranked. No, Doug Marrone did not make a deal with the... MORE »

Article by Annie Segal
March 18, 2012

Syracuse weather ruins everything!

This week was a doozy for Syracuse. We had a snowstorm earlier in the week, a beautiful day for a picnic mid-week, and it is most likely going to snow this weekend. This is just classic Syracuse! Usually students don’t care much about the weather changing, but something was different this week. The first student... MORE »

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Article by gpsmonkey
November 17, 2011

Thesis: Mario Kart as an Emulation of Marxist ‘Communist Manifesto’

Senior Sociology Majors Mario DiGiorgi and Daisy Jepsen teamed together to reveal a stunning discovery in a popular video game. The dynamic duo presented a riveting thesis that drew expansive lines which concluded that the new Mario Kart game for the Nintendo Wii is a thinly veiled mask for the Marxist Communist Manifesto. The following is... MORE »

Picture by ChillBro
September 20, 2010

Wes Johnson Facebook

is officially the most annoying thing MORE »

Picture by Tyler Marchewski
September 10, 2011

We Were Beating Bama…

we lost but we looked good doing it MORE »

Article by Roy Parker
April 2, 2012

Girls Actually Poop Bunnies and Rainbows, Study Shows

Ever since the dawn of man, the question has been posed – “Do women poop just like men do?” Everybody knows that men poop. Men talk about their poop proudly. But a wave of mysticism has consistently been shrouded around whether or not women poop as well.   A group of researchers here at USC... MORE »