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Joshua Scarcella

December 8, 2010

Professional Athletes Blame “Magical Jersey Wearing Teens” for Personal Scandals

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – For decades, athletes have blamed drugs, alcohol, and money for their problems. But athletes revealed their newest scapegoat yesterday- teenagers wearing a magical jersey. The announcement was made during a press conference arranged and attended by Lebron James, Tiger Woods, and Brett Favre. The three claimed that during the times... MORE »

December 6, 2010


By Making Your Profile Pictures ’90s Cartoons, You’ve Ended Child Abuse Forever! MORE »

December 1, 2010

TLC Adds Shows Featuring Weirdoes to Make Palin Seem Normal

We hope you like your crazies, because TLC is bringing them to a television near you. After finding success with 19 and Counting and Sister Wives, TLC has ordered ten more reality pilots in hopes to make Sarah Palin seem more normal. Palin’s contract specifically states that if the network fails to make her appear... MORE »

November 26, 2010

The Easy Mac

In Order to Make Mac N’ Cheese You Need to Spill Some Milk (Edited by Eric Zeleznik) MORE »

November 17, 2010

The “Wild” the Guilty and the “Buffalo” Shuffle

FBI Officials have released information that restaurant chain “Buffalo Wild Wings” has been indicted on charges of fixing professional sports games in at least three major leagues. For the past three years, “Wild Wings” has been using its resources to prevent games from ending early and pushing them into overtime or extra innings. Elongating games... MORE »