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Professional Athletes Blame “Magical Jersey Wearing Teens” for Personal Scandals
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – For decades, athletes have blamed drugs, alcohol, and money for their problems. But athletes revealed their newest scapegoat yesterday- teenagers wearing a magical jersey. The announcement was made during a press conference arranged and attended by Lebron James, Tiger Woods, and Brett Favre. The three claimed that during the times... MORE »
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By Making Your Profile Pictures ’90s Cartoons, You’ve Ended Child Abuse Forever! MORE »
TLC Adds Shows Featuring Weirdoes to Make Palin Seem Normal
We hope you like your crazies, because TLC is bringing them to a television near you. After finding success with 19 and Counting and Sister Wives, TLC has ordered ten more reality pilots in hopes to make Sarah Palin seem more normal. Palin’s contract specifically states that if the network fails to make her appear... MORE »
The Easy Mac
In Order to Make Mac N’ Cheese You Need to Spill Some Milk (Edited by Eric Zeleznik) MORE »
The “Wild” the Guilty and the “Buffalo” Shuffle
FBI Officials have released information that restaurant chain “Buffalo Wild Wings” has been indicted on charges of fixing professional sports games in at least three major leagues. For the past three years, “Wild Wings” has been using its resources to prevent games from ending early and pushing them into overtime or extra innings. Elongating games... MORE »