In
an astounding change of events, it appears as though University President David
Skorton is siding with the fraternities in their ongoing battle with Associate Dean Travis
Apgar. 

In a released transcript containing
meetings between Associate Dean of Fraternity and Sorority affairs Travis Apgar and David Skorton, David
Skorton appears to call out Apgar in his attempts to “De-Bro” Cornell. 

The
heated transcript reveals that president Skorton fears that without the frats
“there would be no way to get on freshman” and that shutting down the fraternity
system would be “super weak”. 

It
is common knowledge that Apgar was in a fraternity himself and many students
wonder why the man has bred such a hatred for the fraternity system. 

Senior Jeff
Trudge hypothesized “dude had to do the elephant walk one too many times”.