Dear guy sitting behind me in Mann who keeps making sighing noises,

I REFUSE to turn around and acknowledge you. I don’t care, I won’t turn around and look at you. Others might, but not me. Your sighs are getting louder and closer together like you’re having contractions. I WON’T look back. Eyes on my work. But, I’m wondering now if you’re sleeping and dreaming sweet dreams. Don’t make me turn around to check!  If you’re just sighing because your work is hard that’s just gonna make me mad because now I’m not doing my work because I’m distracted by your HEAVING!!!! My work is hard too. Now I’m sighing….now I’m tired. Fine, I’ll just leave the library and watch TV at home instead.
Thank you,
Study Buddy