Greeting Syracuseans,
Don’t settle for boring Spring Break plans. We all need to unite and get out of this hell hole for at least one week.
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To cheer on your efforts, here is this completely original, not-ripped-off-from-American-Pie-spring-break-anthem:
Spring Break!
A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How high school spring breaks seemed shitty
And I knew if I could be at college
And that I could then acknowledge
What college spring breaks could bring me
But freshman year, I
couldn’t commit
To Panama City or that Cancun shit
I lost out
altogether
Ended up back home
with mother
I can’t remember if
I cried
When I learned of Miami’s record highs
But something
sparked me deep inside
The day, I knew
spring break would be mine
So bye, bye you pansy break plans
No more humdrum schemes when I come
To Caribbean lands
Then my college peers will applaud my Jamaican tan
Sing, this year we will be in command
Spring break, we will be in command
