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Giants Kicker Thrilled to Keep Job, Not Be Publicly Ostracized
After what can only be described as a rousing roll in the mud, the New York Giants have won their way into this year’s Super Bowl. For those of you who didn’t see the game, or are not within screaming distance of any football fans, the game was decided in overtime by a Laurence Tynes... MORE »
Kenny: Just Bend Over Buffalo & ‘Cuse
Fucking loive this guy! MORE »
Football Team Starts Admitting They’re on Football Team
In a crazy twist of events this Saturday morning, the football team has begun admitting they’re on the Syracuse University football team. After their hard-earned win against the West Virginia Mountaineers Friday night, pride was at an all time high. “I used to just say I was ‘an athlete’ when people... MORE »
Week in Review
Real World Casting: The hit MTV show “The Real World” came to Syracuse to look for future cast members. Unfortunately nobody that auditioned was New Jersey enough for the show. SU Football: We lost to Rutgers at home and play at Tulane. Where is Tulane anyway? Flu Shots: Health Services is giving out flu shots... MORE »
AD Cancelling Noon Football Games Because of Weak Student Section
Get out your planners, kids. Syracuse’s football schedule is receiving a midseason shake-up. After last Saturday’s feeble student turnout, when Toledo played Syracuse in the Carrier Dome, Athletic Director Darryl Gross is implementing a revolutionary strategy to get butts in seats. He is pushing back all 12 PM start times to 2 PM, effective immediately. ... MORE »
Zipped Magazine Greatest ‘Cuse Trends and Catchy Slogans
Welcome to the Zipped Magazine Syracuse University Bookstore collaboration competition! Syracuse is looking for a new style and we want your help! We are holding a competition to find the latest and greatest ‘Cuse trends and catchy slogans. Slogans aren’t mandatory but think along the lines of, “We are Penn State, ‘Nova Nation (Villanova)’ Maze... MORE »
Roethlisberger, Mendenhall to avoid eye contact until after Super Bowl
After their long-suppressed mutual attraction erupted into a beautiful act of backfield romance during last Sunday’s AFC championship game against the NewYork Jets, Pittsburgh Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall and quarterbackBen Roethlisberger will awkwardly avoid each other until their team plays again““ in the Super Bowl.“It was a one-time thing,” Mendenhall told reporters afterhe deflowered his... MORE »
What Should Happen To The South Campus Football Player / Robber?
You guys are so kind! MORE »
Chancy Nancy got her pimp hand strong
fist pump MORE »
Best Articles, Comments, and Poems From Cuse in 2010
As the year draws to a close, we at Syracuse Basement (aka The Artist Formerly Known as CuseMyCampus) just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you out there in the webisphere who take the time to read our jokes. Maybe you do it because you think they’re funny, maybe you do it... MORE »
V.I.P. Parking
I remember my first beer. Photo credit: James Saulsky MORE »
Holy Shit music – Stanely from the mother fucking office has a song
and its catchy as fuck. Not going to lie, when I first heard of this idea I thought it was going to be at a level that friday by rebecca black is at. holy fuck did I underestimate Leslie David Baker (our sassy black friend Stanley from NBC’s the office). 2 be Simple dropped november... MORE »
Holy shit music – MACKLEMORE X RYAN LEWIS – AND WE DANCED [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
You know when you get like really busy but you hear awesome music and you want to post about it but by the time you remember everyones heard the song you want to post about so it becomes kind of pointless? yeah… sorry about that. I heard this song for the first time a few... MORE »
Holy shit music – Aer’s Avicii remix: Shot Clock
Well let me just say, if sunday’s juice jam wasnt incredible enough with Avicii going over an HOUR over time waiting for B.o.B. to arrive, Aer‘s release of Shot Clock put it over the edge, combining Avicii‘s power hit Levels behind Aer‘s rhymes. Ive heard mixes of Levels before and while I thoroughly enjoyed Avicii’s... MORE »
Holy shit music – E-603’s newest mixtape Smokeshow
Guess whos back with a better name that doesnt constrain them to writing every week? this bitch. So about an hour and a half ago (it is currently 1:21 am) e-603‘s newest mixtape Smokeshow dropped. If it wasnt for my dear friend Tyler over at the Penn State campus basement branch I wouldnt have even... MORE »
Bitchin Music Special – Aer’s newest: Come and Go
Click to download: https://www.bit.ly/aercomeandgo. MORE »
Rain attempting to attack the students in Bird library
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150167678788044&comments CLASSIC Syracuse. MORE »
Bitchin Music Special – Aer’s newest: Story To Tell (Biggie Remix )
Click to download: https://bit.ly/AerFAM . Also, Check out Aer performing live at AEPi’s first annual Chillin’ in the Park on May 1st with DJZJ MORE »
Sexy Sax Man makes his way around SU
Wooing the many students in Ernie Davis over their plates of spaghetti MORE »
Students protesting an anti homosexual demonstration next to Newhouse.
Another reason why I love this school. You think theyd get it by now. MORE »
Paddy Murphy: The Ultimate Wingman
This week it has been announced by the SU sororities’, that they are “so over” Edward Cullen and “that whole vampire thing”. The ladies of SU’s Greek life have moved on to greener pastures and more mysterious men. So mysterious, that this man they’ve move on to, is in fact, a ghost. No, it’s... MORE »
Brodate.com
EHarmony for brahs…no homo. MORE »
Bitchin Music Special – DJZJ’s Diplo banger
In light of the invasion of Diplo into Syracuse tonight thanks to Hillel, DJZJ, a local dj at SU produced his newest mix called Heiress of Louder featuring Heiress of Valentina (Alesso Remix) by Dune, Keep it Going Louder and Pon de Floor, two of Major Lazer’s most popular songs. Heiress of Louder (Major... MORE »
Bitchin Music Friday – March Mixtape Madness – Greg Falatek’s Higher Education
A few weeks ago, my cool friend Tyler whos now running the show over at Penn State introduced me to a Penn State rapper named Greg Falatek. I was IMMEDIATELY hooked on this kid after hearing his song Get By. Now, I cant get enough of him. Featured at 103 on Brobible’s Top 107 college... MORE »
Bitchin Music bonus special – Lemme Smang It – Yung Humma feat Flynt F
For those of you who HAVEN’T seen this, my only reaction is that I’m speechless. Enjoy. MORE »
Bitchin music friday presents: March Mixtape Madness Selection Sunday
Yesterday Mac Miller’s mixtape Best Day Ever dropped and the demand for it was so ridiculous, that Datpiff actually crashed. Righteous. Regardless, after seeing what this kid has done in less than a year after dropping K.I.D.S., I can’t even fathom what the rest of his future looks like. I was upset I couldnt see... MORE »
Bitchin music friday presents: March Mixtape Madness round 1
If theres one thing that has changed in me since coming to college (especially a D1 school), it is my appreciation for college sports, and further more, basketball. College basketball has probably been the highlight of my freshman year so far. March Madness is going to be insane. In celebration of this glorious month its... MORE »
Bitchin music special – Aer’s music video to their new song The Reach
Filmed right here in Syracuse, thanks to Exodus Productions. Check out how dope these guys are here: https://freshaermovement.com/ and get their mixtape Water on the Moon here: www.bit.ly/aermixtape MORE »
Georgetown Challenges Syracuse to a Relay-off
To see who can raise the most money. The description on the video says “juice cuse”. Not an original pun, doesnt even rhyme, Lamest diss ever. Lets kick their asses. MORE »
Georgetown refuses to sell tickets to SU, SU calls them chicken
The Washington Post released an article today explaining its strategy to make sure there is the least amount of SU fans at the Syracuse Georgetown game this saturday. They will not put tickets on public sale, and pushed season ticket holders to buy more tickets for this game, trying to sell it out. When Georgetown... MORE »