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Spring Break… Finally

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March 12, 2011 at 11:05 pm

From last week on the snowday, a bit late but still funny!

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Victims of Instagram cite disappointment with spring break photos as symptom

“I was having the time of my life, yknow? Off on the beaches of Puerto Rico, thinking all these inevitably gorgeous pictures I am taking will surely come out wonderfully…And then, I looked back at them and I couldn’t believe my eyes.” What junior Felicity Coughman is describing is a recent affliction among iPhone/iPad and... MORE »

March 19, 2012

Freshman Breaks Ground on Spring Break Blanket Fort

Marshall Hess didn’t have any plans for spring break. “I told my mom a couple weeks ago that I was going to buy my plane ticket home for spring break,” said Hess, an undeclared freshman from Washington. “But she suggested that I try doing something else for the ‘full college experience.’ Plus, her and my... MORE »

March 19, 2012

How to Handle Spring Break

It’s the last day of midterms here at SU, which means that most of the students’ supplies of fucks to be given has run dangerously low. If you’re like me, (and, well, you’re not, but let’s pretend you are anyways,) you’ve come out strong into midterms only to find yourself struggling to coast into... MORE »

March 10, 2011

Spring Break Anthem

Greeting Syracuseans,Don’t settle for boring Spring Break plans. We all need to unite and get out of this hell hole for at least one week.‘To cheer on your efforts, here is this completely original, not-ripped-off-from-American-Pie-spring-break-anthem: Spring Break! A long, long time agoI can still rememberHow high school spring breaks seemed shittyAnd I knew if I... MORE »

March 21, 2010

Spring Break in Review

Break in Review Ok, so it’s been about a week since we’ve updated this site. And sadly, because we live in Syracuse, absolutely nothing happened. So here’s our best attempt to make it sound like you missed a shitload of stuff (read: basketball) during spring break when you were home remembering why you love being... MORE »

December 8, 2010

Some Snow Pictures Syracuse December Storm 2010

First off we have the sleek and sexy South Campus car shots! Next up, we have the “bus-stop-turned-mario-mushroom” shot. Next up, is the Newhouse III benches… And finally, the wonderful Euclid sidewalk. Which will probably never be shoveled, cause us students are just goddamn lazy. Enjoy the crazy ass weather! A couple of things we... MORE »

September 18, 2010

Week in Review 9/13

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September 8, 2010

Where You Going Tonight?

Hey Brian, what’s good man? So good to run into you, I almost didn’t recognize you, its so dark. So random, right? Guys, this is Brian, he uh…he lived on my floor last year. My summer was fine, worked a little here, just hung around at home, nothing too special. How about you? Good, that’s... MORE »

September 17, 2010

A love letter to 3 AM

3 am, You are steadily approaching as my mac battery slowly dwindles. My article is not read and my paper is not started, yet I wait for your arrival with outstretched arms. I stay quiet during your presence to avoid waking up my innocent room mate, fearing her intrusion on our rendezvous. You bring along... MORE »

April 16, 2010

Lax Killer

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February 22, 2012

That Girl

Oh, the joys of my college years. T’is given me the opportunity to meet so many types of people and get to know them (mostly by Facebook stalking). Alas, t’is also implies forced cohabitation with some of the most unlikable people on this watery earth. Now, as we advance, it seems like we meet fewer of these people and... MORE »

February 21, 2012

Michelle Duggar: Smarter Than Her Vagina Lets On

Does your vagina hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can youthrow it o’er your shoulder Like a Continental Soldier? Does your vagina hang low? Normally, if I wrote about a family with 19 children I’d have lost my audience by the... MORE »

January 30, 2012

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January 11, 2012

My Sadly Un-Slutty Self

As a very different breed of girl, I have always admired the ‘slutty’ girls at Halloween. While my fellow females display what is, at first glance, characteristic snappy bitchiness and exaggerated sense of self worth and piety, I prefer to look at these girls as showing what is superlative of the “weaker sex.” I look... MORE »

January 9, 2012

Syracuse Students Protest Westboro Church

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January 5, 2012

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December 28, 2011

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December 26, 2011

Syracuse rappers on the stairs of Crouse College.

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December 26, 2011

Gertis the Homeless Wheelchair Guy on Marshall Street Is Filthy Rich

Who knew? Gertis, the famour Syracuse homeless guy who sits outside of Starbucks on Marshall Street is actually FILTHY RICH! Hoarding cash? “Hey pretty lady, spare any change?!” Source: https://notorious1419.tumblr.com/ MORE »

December 24, 2011

Frats Pay For Pussy

The upstanding gentlemen of Lehigh’s many remaining fraternities pay out some serious C.R.E.A.M. in order to”¦ cream. Don’t look so shocked. It’s as true as the Hill-wide drug raids conducted earlier in the semester by LUPD (you didn’t hear about that from me). Don’t believe me? Well, the numbers don’t lie and we’ll get to... MORE »

December 13, 2011

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December 12, 2011

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