Mahwah, NJ- Bergen County Prison is filled to its capacity
due to the excessive amount of Ramapo College Students smoking reefer at the
Ramapo Reservation. “We no longer have the resources to house these
delinquents. We have no other choice but to legalize marijuana.”

“The views in the Reservation are great and enjoying them
high just increases the beauty”, an anonymous student claimed. “Now we have a
safe place to smoke without worrying about setting off the fire alarms.”

With this change in the law, Subway and McDonalds are
expected to see an immediate spike in sales with the amount of students having
the munchies.




With the growing number of rehabs for drug addiction across the country, both victims of drug addiction and their families have a lot of options to choose from, regardless of the type of addiction they want to treat.