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Video by Alex Rosenthal
February 8, 2012

Betches Debut Super Sexy Music Video

This captures sorority nightlife pretty damn well. It’s like a Ke$ha video but without the glitter or the unbearable sing-talking. Probably the same amount of drugs though. MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
February 6, 2012

Survey says 96% of women’s friends “could do so much better”

When polled randomly about their heterosexual lady-friends’ objects of affection, 96% of female students claimed a decisive “she could do so much better than him!” Follow up quotes from those surveyed were illuminating about the reasons why: “I tell her she could do so much better every day,” one freshman says sadly. “In a world... MORE »

Article by Ian Arnold
January 26, 2012

Student Wins iPod Shuffle, Instead Given First-Generation Zune

Mizzou basketball games have their own mixture of a family culture, fan pride and intense competition. None more so than at halftime, where there are a plethora of fan-participation competitions.  This year, a new game was introduced. A blind race””Truman collects the contestants’ shoes, the players face the student section, and Truman scatters shoes around... MORE »

Article by efreun2
January 26, 2012

Omelet Station Files Chapter 11: Students Set-Up “Occupy Lackmann”

 On Dec. 20th, Maria Rodriguez looked down at her bills and shook her head in awe, “There’s just no way we can stay in business, Lackmann charges us too much money in rent and supplies.” The defeated manager dropped the bill into the puddle of tears that had formed on her desk, ” We’re done, I have to file... MORE »

Article by Nicole G
January 25, 2012

Syracuse University-themed Pick Up Lines

Some of us have not matured since fifth grade health class. Some of us still giggle at the word “vagina.” Some of us will sprint to a window when told kids on the other side of your dorm are doing it. Some of us are proud to inform you that, from above, Day Hall looks... MORE »

Picture by loganor
January 25, 2012

US News & World Report’s #4 University in the Nation

If you ever doubted our intelligence, our drive, our maturity or our passion for learning – look no further. This is clearly the work of a student at one of the best universities in the world. MORE »

Article by S.Po.Basement
January 24, 2012

Ramapo Luminis Prepares Students for Assignments and Potential Lays

The beginning of the semester here at Ramapo College has a lot to offer to its students. Hope, opportunity, a chance to raise one’s GPA, and more importantly, a chance to pray on potential lays on Luminis. Luminis is an online platform used by teachers to post assignments, schedules, syllabi, and any other information pertaining... MORE »

Article by Nick Ciccone
January 24, 2012

How to Seduce the Elderly

Finding a companion is hard these days. If you’re like me, you probably feel like you’ve tried everything. Holding the door for her, walking her home, watching her undress from outside her bedroom window. You know, romance. But sometimes chivalry isn’t enough, gents. Nowadays, women care about ridiculous qualities like, “Will my parents like him?”... MORE »