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Article by Zeke Foster
December 1, 2011

Intelligence Goes Down in Flames.

Today, in the Mack Student Center cafeteria, a fire broke out unexpectedly. This caused stir and panic amongst the students, some wondering why the fire started, and some wondering which silly person could have caused it? Apparently, at around four o’clock in the afternoon, a girl, whose current identity will remain anonymous, put a plate... MORE »

Video by Chris Varney
November 11, 2011

Mizzou’s 11/11/11 Ball Drop

Happy 11/11/11! Also, Veteran’s Day! This is somehow related… MORE »

Article by G-Nonymous
November 2, 2011

Administration Chuckles As Students Beg for a More Efficient CourseEnroll System

Administration was reportedly chuckling today as students across the campus cried out for an easier way to enroll in courses for the following semester than the current CourseEnroll system.   “I fucking woke up at 6:30 AM to make sure I could get in on time, said fuming freshmen Kent Gonzalez. “After 30 minutes of... MORE »