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Article by Alex Rosenthal

March 19, 2012

Invisible Children Founder Caught Masturbating; Realizes He’s Not Literally Invisible

Jason Russell, the face and voice behind the massively viral Kony 2012 video, was arrested in San Diego Friday afternoon after allegedly masturbating in public and vandalizing cars, presumably in a state of intoxication. The Kony video was released through the civil rights organization Invisible Children, a group dedicated to exposing Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony and bringing him... MORE »

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Article by J.D.Basement

February 27, 2012

Ramapo to Introduce Menâ€™s Center

Mahwah, New Jersey- With Ramapo College’s Women’s Center attaining substantial praise and respect over the last several years, the school recently unveiled its plans for the opening of the Men’s Center. Perks of the Men’s Center (located directly across the hall from the Women’s Center) will include the following: Â· Watch your head when you... MORE »

Emory » penis

Article by LOOklooK

February 20, 2012

Emory Buildings Found To Be “Penis Provoking”

“Some things are penis provoking.” Excuse me? In what rational, sane, university appropriate conversation would someone say that? Apparently in one that takes place at Emory, because that’s where I heard it. But why would someone say this? Don’t worry, I did some serious, undercover investigating, and I figured this one out for you. Let... MORE »

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Video by redgreenblue

January 27, 2012

The Penis: A Documentary

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Syracuse » penis sex

Article by Nicole G

January 25, 2012

Syracuse University-themed Pick Up Lines

Some of us have not matured since fifth grade health class. Some of us still giggle at the word “vagina.” Some of us will sprint to a window when told kids on the other side of your dorm are doing it. Some of us are proud to inform you that, from above, Day Hall looks... MORE »