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Article by Eric Pratt
October 6, 2011

DPS Captain Breaks Down Over Breaking Up USC Parties

USC’s Department of Public Safety shocked students yesterday with a heartfelt confession of the truth behind their long held practice of breaking up good times of all kinds.  “There’s always a problem when there’s a private party in a private residence,” Captain David Carlisle told student leaders and press.  “DPS never gets invited.” Carlisle led... MORE »