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How to Seduce the Elderly
Finding a companion is hard these days. If you’re like me, you probably feel like you’ve tried everything. Holding the door for her, walking her home, watching her undress from outside her bedroom window. You know, romance. But sometimes chivalry isn’t enough, gents. Nowadays, women care about ridiculous qualities like, “Will my parents like him?”... MORE »
Why Hofstra Should Win the Campus Basement Inaugural Tournament
And The Winner Is… This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to share your favorite! Voting ends for this final round matchup at 12am EST Monday, Jan 16! The article with the most likes, tweets, and +1s... MORE »
An Email Thread of Indecisive Students Trying to Plan Spring Break (Hofstra)
This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! The following e-mail exchange you are about to read is REAL. All names have been changed and e-mails deleted. Hofstra student go different places every year... MORE »
Classes You Need to Take Spring 2012 (Hofstra)
This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! MORE »
What Your New Years Plans Say About You (Hofstra)
This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Welcoming in the New Year is a grandiose occasion for many Americans as well as those other people that live in places not as awesome as... MORE »
Pubic Safety Department
Perhaps taking to heart my comments concering the competence and overall affectiveness of the public “safety” department, the Hofstra boner strokers and ass shakers (let’s be honest, the economy is tough) have decided to do something practical and useful for the entirety of the student body. In between handing over cash to Bernie Madoff and... MORE »
Secret Santa On A Budget (Hofstra)
This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Your so-called friends decide a Secret Santa before everyone goes home for the Holidays would be just delightful, wouldn’t it? Yes, it is delightful when your parents... MORE »
A Very Kahrispy Kristmas
Hofstra’s public safety department has a long and proud history of ensuring the minimal safety of the public, and by “public”, we mean “2 1/2 people”, and that’s on a good day. “Good days” meaning that for the public safety officers at Hofstra, it might as well be the battle of Iwo Jima. They very... MORE »
Chocolate Milk for Berliner
Hello friends! From this semester until now has been some crazy times. We drank”¦A LOT”¦of chocolate milk and stuff. You know what I am really talking about so through the power of the internet let us wink at each other simultaneously. Ready? Awesome! That was beautiful, but before I get ahead of myself on how... MORE »
FUCK I NEVER LEARNED SHIT
Finals are coming to an end and as you finish them up you start to realize, FUCK I NEVER ACTUALLY LEARNED SHIT. You sit in the classroom with your pen or pencil and start to shake. It’s been months since you first stepped foot in this classroom. Now it comes down to the end. The... MORE »