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Brain Food for Holidays
It is 3:30 in the evening and after a grueling day of two finals and having to wake up before 11:00am, Nick Holliday is hungry. Like any Hofstra student with a working taste palate, he headed over to Bits and Bytes for some baked ziti to take home. (He had to have something to eat... MORE »
College Edition Adderall Packages
Tired? Easily losing focus? Often allowing yourself to count 30 minute naps as studying for your math final? Because you were able to count from 12:08 to 12:38 doesn’t imply you’re going to ace your Math 30a final. Calling all college students, the... MORE »
The Final Commute
Being a commuter can be tough. Whether you’ve decided to live at home to save money or because you couldn’t part with your stuffed animals, the commuter gene is a part of your DNA. Commuters like to keep to themselves, and so they rarely disclose that they live at home. The only way to tell... MORE »
Professors looking forward to stress, sexual thrill, of finals week
Finals week is known within the bowels of every college across the country, and DeVry, as “more brootal” than even the most hymen shattering and sticky of frat initiations. Adderall, rope, and razor blade stocks all shoot sky high (but nowhere near as high as the students) and many freshman are weeded out, opting to... MORE »
A Finals Dream
Imagine you did not party the weekend before finals week. Imagine you did not drink it up to every time your professor made you fall asleep. Imagine for just a few moments that you are a good student. You are fully prepared for the two hours that are cumulative of a whole semester’s worth of... MORE »
Teacher Cut Day
Hofstra professors were spotted at the beach last week! You may ask why the beach? It is fucking freezing out. Apparently, all the craziness going on at Hofstra made them go crazy. They were seen skinny dipping and throwing sand at each other's private parts. One witness said he heard them making animal noises, flapping... MORE »
Love Your Neighbor: It’s Almost Finals Week
You haven’t slept in three days, you can feel your eyes crusting over, and you swear you just saw a pink elephant dance into the reference section. That’s right – finals week is closing in on us. With the library open 24 hours, people can now focus in peace and quiet but nevertheless, douchebagery is... MORE »
Stalk Me: We Both Go to Hofstra
As technology heights, we, college students, find ourselves with new definitions to the word “friend.” Facebook, the devil’s advocate, allows us to have “friends” we have never met before. Oh look, a random person friend requested me. Cool, I should defiantly accept them so they can stalk every detail about my... MORE »
Hofstra brings back football, shithead football fans, stabbings
After dropping the football program in 2009, and being without a football team, or greasy football fans, for the last two years, Hofstra is reintroducing football to their sports repertoire. “It’s been a long time coming”, says Hofstra President Stuart Rabinowitz. “After two years of just no football, the standard college campus ratio of homicidal... MORE »
Life Lessons: Desk Edition
“What’s the point? We’re all just gonna die anyway.” THANKS FOR THE INFO HIPPY-DESK! How about YOU write my final papers? Eh? MORE »