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What Your Professors Are REALLY Saying

Article by Nick Ciccone December 6, 2011

Hofstra professors are very much like fortune cookies””they are as insightful as they are tasty. Relax, I’m kidding! They’re NOT insightful (they’re just tasty). In fact, every once in awhile you get a really stupid fortune cookie that likes giving a lot of homework. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve loved a staggering 35% of my... MORE »

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Article by Max Lehman
December 5, 2011

Couples, Steroids, and Prudes

One may ask what all three of these items have in common. At Hofstra, these are three things seen and/or heard on the Hempstead Turnpike bar crawl that should not be. Why do we constantly go to these bars that are named after Mexican mothers trying to serve their children a late snack, reptiles that... MORE »

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Article by Jessica Covington
December 1, 2011

Intelligence Goes Down in Flames; An Apology Rises

Today in the Mack Student center, an idiot put a paper plate with bread on it in the toaster. This idiot then saw the flames, far from an “inferno”, and ran to the cashier to report the fire. And, embarrassed as I am to admit, that idiot was me. I know what you’re thinking and... MORE »

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Article by Zeke Foster
December 1, 2011

Intelligence Goes Down in Flames.

Today, in the Mack Student Center cafeteria, a fire broke out unexpectedly. This caused stir and panic amongst the students, some wondering why the fire started, and some wondering which silly person could have caused it? Apparently, at around four o’clock in the afternoon, a girl, whose current identity will remain anonymous, put a plate... MORE »

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Article by Max Lehman
November 30, 2011

Hofstra Scrats

     There is a dark beast running free somewhere among the Hofstra campus. Its strength is in its numbers. Its deformity is in its cute ugly face riddle with whiskers and lifeless, black eyes. It has been around as long as Hofstra has beens a university, perhaps longer. It plays with yarn, and gets fur... MORE »

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Article by Nick Ciccone
November 30, 2011

Brown-Nosers on the Rise

Attention students of Hofstra University: A new species of brown-noser is currently lurking in our humble slice of Hempstead-paradise. Just last month, scientists at UCLA have noted a rapid and continuing increase in the presence of unique “suck-ups” on college campuses across the nation. To quote a reliable bystander, “They be climbin’ in yo classrooms... MORE »

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Article by SammyAbram
November 30, 2011

Hofstra Students migrate to the bar for the 2012 debate

  On October 31st, Hofstra University announced it will be hosting its second consecutive presidential debate.   I went around campus and interviewed students about their thoughts and opinions. Most students replied with excitment and enthusiasm.   A few days after the announcement, a mass email was sent out to Hofstra students. Basically in a... MORE »