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So you decided to study at USC. I’m thinking that you weren’t seduced to South Central for its vast array of lush flora or rare animals. If you were looking for wildlife beyond the Row on a jungle themed party night (or I guess club hopping in Hollywood), then you probably think four years in... MORE »
Dear My Fellow USC Undergrads, I hope your summer was everything you hoped it would be and more (all 17,380 of you). I imagine you jet-setting – taking advantage of SOAR or SURF or whatever ways you convinced USC to fund your (“research”) trip to the Maldives/Ghana/Abu Dhabi/Brazil/ugh wherever I’m jealous regardless. I see you... MORE »
Doheny 80 (but I promise, she doesn’t look a day over 21) / Female / Single? Doheny enjoys long walks on the metaphorical beach, cuddling, and telling boys that she’d really like to “just be friends.” She’s completely out of your league and always will be, what with her sexy marble floors and beautiful oak... MORE »
If you didn’t contribute to The Hunger Games chowing down (har har har) $152.5 million at the box office this weekend, I congratulate you. Not really though because I saw it twice (i.e. I really liked it) and encourage “It’s a Battle Royale rip-off!!!” naysayers to stop whining. Anyway, I walked away from the movie... MORE »
I have impeccable taste in music. (Much like my impeccable taste in outfits and headwear). Since everyone knows this and subsequently spends hours tracking what I listen to on Spotify (via that semi-annoying [but you know you like it] “publish to profile” feature), I am hyperaware of how my impeccable taste is presented to all... MORE »
Despite my disdain for Valentine’s Day, I recognize that some people are desperately seeking companionship on Hallmark’s most successful day of the year. I am a girl who goes to USC, therefore I am officially an expert on how every other female who attends this fine university feels, thinks, and acts. (We can ignore the fact that precisely zero... MORE »
And The Winner Is… This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to share your favorite! Voting ends for this final round matchup at 12am EST Monday, Jan 16! The article with the most likes, tweets, and +1s... MORE »
Photo credit: Ben Chua Hundreds of Trojans showed up at the Navy Pier in Chicago this past Friday to get their rally fix in before making the drive to South Bend. In the usual rally protocol, Dr. Arthur C. Bartner and the Trojan Marching Band threw up their fists to the crowd and began the... MORE »