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Max Lehman

Born in the sticks of New Jersey, and raised by a couple of New Yorkers, I attempted to relocate myself to the place of my ancestors, but got detoured to Long Island: NJ's ugly cousin. It's a shame they can't admit these things to themselves. I try to balance the world I live in by mocking it. If you can't deal with it, then I suggest you transfer to Adelphi.
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May 7, 2012

The Glorious Misadventures of Foxy Shazam

Cinco de Mayo is remembered as a day by many a Mexican to celebrate their freedom and independence from European powers. It is also a holiday where many an American forgets their intolerance for tequila and gets super shwasted. At Hofstra University, where the student body is more diverse than degrees offered (Hello shameless unpaid... MORE »

April 30, 2012

SGA Line Changes for 2012-2013

This past week proved to be full of events of various levels of excitement reaching different demographics that cause us students to ask, “So which events are for us exactly?” Spring Family Weekend, and Relay for Life were among the basic events that helped bring this entire school together. Old people were here this past... MORE »

April 23, 2012

Greek Week: a GDI’s POV

So last Tuesday, I get out of class at like 6:00 PM, and these big guys wearing t-shirts, and pennies with Greek letters on them are running around in this big relay race all over campus. I’m going to the library to grab some coffee when this guy eats it right in front of Hofstra... MORE »

April 16, 2012

HU’s Spring Break Pt. 2

And just like Spring Break has come to an end. You wake up asking yourself questions like “Whose clothes am I wearing?”; “Is that tattoo real?”; and of course: “Now where did I put the toilet, because I am going to hurl?” Now, if you have asked yourself any if not all of these three... MORE »

April 9, 2012

HU’s Spring Break 2012: Part 1

It’s been three weeks or more since all your friends went back to school from their spring breaks. They want on adventures and regaled you via all their cute little new albums: “Sophomores in South Carolina”; “Blueberry California”; “Nut-tugging in Mississippi” just in case you could not figure out they were having a great time.... MORE »

April 2, 2012

Vandalism: You Mad, Bro?

Then get at me, man! Has the moral code broken down at Hofstra University? Did Mitt Romney get elected president? Is this some strange bizarre world where women (Hillary Clinton) not only wear pants, but they do not own one damn dress!?!? Recently, at our prestigious country club of a university, posters advertising a candlelight... MORE »

March 19, 2012

Beast Mode Engaged

The notions of sleep are haunting our dreams, and the smell of bacon taunts stomach boners rock hard. Library study rooms have a waiting list, and people are insisting they actually want to pay $4 for coffee. Young children being wheeled around campus in wagons cry at the sight of collegiate students crying in the... MORE »

March 19, 2012

Happy Sundress Day

Patiently, all men on campus are waiting for the first day of spring. Nay, I am not talking about March 20th. Do you take us men for mere astronomers? Fie on you, knaves!* I am discussing the REAL first day of spring which nears ever sooner, thanks to one of the balmiest winters ever experienced... MORE »

March 17, 2012

Hofstra Got Shakespeare’d

The month of March at Hofstra means one thing and one thing only for drama majors: Shakespeare! Lots and lots of Shakespeare. So much Shakespeare has happened, it’s an epidemic. So much Shakespeare, the students are annoyingly speaking in Middle English. So much Shakespeare that a freshman is fearing the Ides of March and regretting... MORE »