Finals are coming to an end and as you finish them up you
start to realize, FUCK I NEVER ACTUALLY LEARNED SHIT. You sit in the classroom
with your pen or pencil and start to shake. It’s been months since you first
stepped foot in this classroom. Now it comes down to the end. The end of it all
and your semester is crashing down on you. Maybe you should have listened at
one point during the semester.
Now you start to realize, the weeks of sitting low in your
chair trying to look like your listening while texting your girlfriend wasn’t
worth it. Just to let you all know your professors aren’t complete morons. When
you are looking down at your big dick, they know you are texting. Unless you
just have a fetish of looking at your male parts.
Just because you get away with it, doesn’t mean your
professor is totally oblivious. He just doesn’t give a shit. The joke is on you
fool. Someone is paying a disgusting amount of money to send you to this
hellhole. So again, the joke is on you. Your professor doesn’t care if you fail
or not. They get paid the same amount of money whether you decide to listen to
him or stare at your little dick. Let me just tell you staring at it wont make
it grow.
So when you log into the Hofstra portal to look at those
miserable grades, just think, my dick is still small. As you sit there jerking
off, try and gain some dignity and next semester pay attention!
D for DICK!
