Recently an anonymous male was found running around Olin exposing himself to females and shocking them to the point of tears.
CampusBasement investigative reporter Jenna Til-Warts had an exclusive interview with the famous flasher. She pried into the mind of the psychopath in an attempt to figure out what the roots of his problems were.
Til-Warts concluded that as of last night the flasher will no longer feel the need to run around with his ball and chain out around town because he has found true love.
He found his match at Cornell Hillel’s Jewish Speed Dating. It was love at first site when the two ran into each other ass naked. Both desperate for attention… it was destiny!
“Neither of us are Jewish. We just heard they’re pretty liberal….and easy.”