Ezra Cornell was actually a pretty twisted President. When he founded Cornell he also said that at the 147th (arbitrary number chosen similar practice done by the Mayans for their calendars) Commencement, rather than have the standard “all rise and all sit, congratulations you’ve graduated” at the ceremony, all 4 state colleges will have a representative (one male and one female) who will rise and fight the others until death. The college represented by the last man/woman standing will be the only college to actually graduate. The other 3 colleges will be forced to stay at Cornell for another 4 years, but this time pay the full private school tuition. All financial aid will be lost. Additionally Campusbasement is holding a poll and whichever school haqs the most votes will be allowed 4 representatives (2 male/2 female) to fight for their college. Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor!
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