By Lia, leaf, and paul
Inception
SHOULDN’T WIN because:
paul: Losing will make Christopher Nolan try even harder to blow
our minds.
SHOULD WIN because:
Lia: This is too good of a debate opportunity: “Well what do you
think? Did they really win, or was it a dream? I think they really won, but
it’s meant to be ambiguous.’
leaf: BAUUUUUUUNGH
Black Swan
SHOULD WIN because:
Lia: The lesbian scene.
paul: It’s Black Swan History Month.
The Kids are All Right
SHOULD WIN because:
Lia: The straight scene.
leaf: Because Mila Kunis goes down on Natalie
Portman. Er”¦ Which lesbian one is this
The Fighter
SHOULD WIN because:
paul: Boxing movies have yet to be honored in the history of the
Oscars.
leaf: Christian Bale’s hunger strike would have
no point, otherwise.
The King’s Speech
SHOULD WIN because:
Lia: Just imagine the acceptance speech!
paul: For teaching kids everywhere that if they overcome their
stutter, they will be King of England.
leaf: To thank them for illuminating for me what
exactly Stewie Griffin’s accent is.
Toy Story 3
SHOULDN’T WIN because:
leaf: I’m a little upset I had to see so many grown men cry at once.
SHOULD WIN because:
Lia: The scene where Woody turns to the other toys as they’re
all about to die and says “Gentleman, it has been an honor playing with you’
and then they play a quintet until the Titanic sinks”¦wait.
True Grit
SHOULD WIN because:
paul: Every young teenage girl should take the time to travel
with a much older man, alone.
127 Hours
SHOULD WIN because:
Lia: It didn’t even feel that long. It must’ve been good.
paul: James Franco did an impressive job, but even more deserving
is Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson for his perfect performance as the
motionless boulder that trapped his arm.
leaf: It’s about time a Saw sequel
gets some recognition.
The Social Network
SHOULD WIN because:
Lia: I think it deserves some recognition from this board. Yes?
Which part? The parts where they managed to make me attracted to everyone that
was in the Facebook backstory.
paul: For having the courage to bring the story of a little-known
and rarely used website to the world’s attention.
leaf: Hot blond twins. I understand, now.
Winter’s Bone
SHOULD WIN because:
Lia: This is the adult film industry’s best shot at feeling like
they won a best picture.