The unanimous results of the latest poll of the attracted-to-men community contains one surprising gem: dressed-up dudes are really hot.

“I keep having to remind myself not to stare,” says an anonymous junior of the days her business class dresses up for presentations. When asked if she’d maybe be more productive if there were no business attire, she leaped across her desk and pulled me close by my shirt collar. “Don’t. You. Ever write anything that will make them stop.”

So most are in support of more formal occasions, as well as accepting suit-wearing as technically foreplay.

“I think sometimes about how I’ve complained about being objectified by men, and that’s essentially what I’m doing to them here,” explains the junior, after calming down. “And then I remember slacks.”