Sitting in College Town Bagels minding his own business and casually talking to his friend, sophomore Stan Ash simply stated that “me and John went to the Palms last night and hooked up with these slutty I.C girls.”

This comment was overheard by a douche-bag tool-face who proceeded to approach Stan saying, “you mean, John and I….” But even before tool-bag, I mean douche-bag tool-face could finish his sentence Stan’s friend (who will remain anonymous for he is a hero!) got up and punched the commentator in the face. CTB erupted in applause.

Let this be a lesson to those grammar correctors out there. Relax before you get hit in the face. You sound like a jackass when you go around correcting people’s sentences….and no one likes a jackass.