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Article by fremama
October 11, 2011

Letters to My College-Self: Fall Semester Freshmen Year, RE Sex and Boys and Things

Hey Mags, it’s me, Mags. By me I mean you. You from the future. Don’t think about it too much or you’ll start to get confused just like when we read The Time Traveler’s Wife and have to stop 30 pages in because our brain starts melting. Don’t worry, we pick it up again a... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
October 11, 2011

Lonely seniors begin to outsource exhausted dating pools

Many seniors whose sex lives extend beyond movies where Ryan Gosling takes his shirt off (like me, someday) have found themselves running out of people to date. Potential partners in extensive hand-holding/enthusiastic hugging/other things I assume people do in relationships seem to be an endangered species.   “Everyone I could be interested in, I’ve either already been... MORE »

Article by Tyler Marchewski
October 7, 2011

Let’s talk sex, hugs, and handjobs

It’s only been 24 hours but this column in the Daily Collegian has stirred up quite a buzz and controversy around campus. I don’t even know what to write about it because in all honesty, I think it’s hilarious and had as much of a point as Mitt Romney running for prez again. I’m just... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 5, 2011

Study: College Men Are Lazier Than Etc.

First off, apologies. I was apparently too lazy to finish the title because I’m a man. At least that’s the case according to a study released by the President of the College of St. Benedict (motto: “Sticking out isn’t always a good thing.”)  Surprise, surprise, this is an all-female school. Which begs the question: how... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 27, 2011

Blog of a Frat Bro: Movie Nite

Ayo Playaz, Whadda dillz is? Sorry I ain’t posted yet this year, this the first time I had a chance, what with chasin’ p*ssy and gettin’ ass. By the way, the letter I left out back there was a u. As in “u gettin’ boned in ya p*ssy.” No big deals. Anyway, I came up... MORE »

Article by dang
September 25, 2011

Freshman Finally Finds Opportunity To Use Condom Stored In His Wallet Since Seventh Grade

While September 21 was an ordinary day for most of us,  twenty three seconds made that day extraordinary for one Cornell University freshman. September 21 marks the day young Joseph Bemlin lost his Virginity.   The young collegiate recalls spending the night consuming alcoholic drinks with his friends at a fraternity event. While Joe had said... MORE »

Video by Anonymous
September 23, 2011

Sexual Roleplay

Scarlett has some specific fantasies. Director of Photography: Matt McBrayer Cast: Scarlett Bermingham Jeff Chan Stephanie Hsu Grant O’Brien Special Thanks: Red Productions MORE »

September 12, 2011

You Like Sex?

Dear Campus Basement readers, It has come to our attention that you guys love sex. You girls, too, though a lot of the time we can’t tell if you actually love it or are just faking. In any event, we thought this would be an interesting experiment. Comment on this post with your craziest sexual... MORE »

Article by emcorbet
September 11, 2011

Sex and Health: A response to the recent DO column

Following the recent highly-researched and well-articulated Daily Orange column, the dynamics of Syracuse University students and their sexual relations have dramatically shifted. While once upon a time, all undergrads were created equally ““ each frolicking in the unmade bed of another ““ now it seems, each student must adhere to the social and romantic protocol... MORE »