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Article by Alex Schmidt
February 9, 2011

The Campus Tour Guide Is Trying To Bone Your Sister Erica

Welcome to our campus. I’m going to walk backwards in flip flops and tell you all about it. My name’s Tyler, and I’d like to go around the group and find out everyone’s names. Let’s start with [you]. Thanks for coming, [your name] and [your parents’ names]. Now we’ll move on to the lovely lady... MORE »

Article by Danny Fersh
February 3, 2011

Sources: Freshman engineering major is gonna get some this weekend

According to multiple reports, freshman engineering major Bobby Stevens will spend a large portion of the upcoming weekend smashing poonani. Sources close to the freshman say that he fully expects his recent dry spell to come to a crashing halt as he gets laid “daily, nightly and ever so rightly.” Although it’s unknown at this... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
January 28, 2011

Frat bro still waiting on the action he was promised

Picking my way around Solo cups down the [undisclosed] frat house hallway and pausing briefly to pretend that when I slipped on one it was on purpose, I finally found and knocked on number 3.   An angry “what?” sounded from inside.   “Is this”¦ Jason*?” At the sound of my voice, there was a... MORE »

Article by Danny Fersh
January 27, 2011

Roethlisberger, Mendenhall to avoid eye contact until after Super Bowl

After their long-suppressed mutual attraction erupted into a beautiful act of backfield romance  during last Sunday’s AFC championship game against the NewYork Jets, Pittsburgh Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall and quarterbackBen Roethlisberger will awkwardly avoid each other until their team plays again““ in the Super Bowl.“It was a one-time thing,” Mendenhall told reporters afterhe deflowered his... MORE »

Article by Piliour
January 25, 2011

Week in Review

Sex U Up: SU is once again offering Human Sexuality this semester. Upon being informed that the course does not count toward their Arts and Science requirements, the majority of students will A. be forced to take 18 credits their last semester, B. Convince themselves that a Child/Family Studies minor will greatly complement their Engineering... MORE »

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January 19, 2011

There Is Something Wrong With This Picture of Bernie Fine

I’m left wondering if they did that on purpose. Source: siphersaysstuff.tumblr.com/ MORE »

Video by FloatYourBoat
January 18, 2011

Sex Box | Float Your Boat

When the moment is right, will you be ready? Float Your Boat is a Syracuse University comedy group that shoots awesome videos. See more of their stuff here. MORE »

Article by Leigh
December 14, 2010

You Know You Go to Cornell When…

You see this picture and think “I’d like to have sex there”.  #1 on the list of 161 things to do before you graduate Cornell is sex in the stacks, and as a student I can’t say I’m anymore immune to this than the rest of you.. show me a dark creepy hallway that looks... MORE »