Dear Campus Basement readers,

It has come to our attention that you guys love sex. You girls, too, though a lot of the time we can’t tell if you actually love it or are just faking.

In any event, we thought this would be an interesting experiment. Comment on this post with your craziest sexual encounter. Don’t worry, no one will know it’s you. Until we track the IP address and then post your name all over the web as a sexual predator. It’d be worth it, think of the fame!

I digress. We want to know all about your crazy sex. We’re perverts. We make websites. There’s no time for sex! Also, no willing subjects. It’s up to you, dear reader, to sex it up and tell us about it. You can even make it up if you want! How would we know? It’s not like we’re watching you from outside your window.

But please don’t double check.

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