Relive The Worst Parts of Campus Life One Last Time

Article by Miguel Manalo December 14, 2012

MAHWAH, NJ – In an effort to make your winter break even better Student Affairs is holding a “Forget This Stuff” workshop in Friends Hall this Friday at 7pm. The event brings together all the frustrating things about Ramapo College life and lets you do them one last time just to remind yourself how much... MORE »

Article by Becca Grumet
December 6, 2012

Everyone Blows Off Last Week of Classes, Goes to Disneyland Instead

"I've actually decided to drop my major and dance in the parade full time now that I've spent the week at Disneyland," said a very excited theater major. "It's just such a lifestyle here." For some reason, we totally agreed with everything she said and blamed it on creepily persuasive Disney magic. MORE »

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Article by Jessica Kluge
December 5, 2012

December Just Wants to be Hot Like Victoria’s Secret Angels

  The day after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show is one of the most hated days of the year for guys and girls alike. Guys must force out lie after lie about how they’d still date their girlfriends over an underwear model and girls everywhere suddenly pretend to care about going to the gym. Though... MORE »

Video by BGates
December 5, 2012

COEDS IN BEDS- Pussies and Pumpkins (Episode 9)

Things get a little raunchy when Brendan and Marissa carve pumpkins on this special Halloween episode of Coeds in Beds. Stay tuned at the end for a short film we made!   MORE »

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Article by Crispy Spumoni
December 5, 2012

Awesome Teen Asks Victoria’s Secret: Why Can’t My Brother Wear Bras?

Madison Bergeron, 14, has a message for Victoria’s Secret: It’s time to bring gender equality to lingerie. The Oberlin, OH eighth grader was moved when she walked into her room to find her little brother Horton trying on her lacy, bow-adorned bra from Victoria’s Secret’s “Angels” line. When Madison saw him, he blushed and scrambled... MORE »

Article by sperlz
December 4, 2012

No, Your Colorful North Face Backpack Doesn’t Make You an Individual

Every year horror-stricken freshmen women arrive on campus and realize they’ve all made the same terrible mistake. That backpack you ordered, THE NORTH FACE RECON SE BACKPACK RAGE BLUE ASTER POP PINK, the one that all your girls back home said was sooo you, the one that totally would, like, make a statement, is patently... MORE »

Article by hmerkt
December 1, 2012

Path To Laundry Room Left Devastated After Three Days Of Rain

As the residents of the North East third of Cardinal Gardens awoke this morning they found their apartment complex left in total god damn disarray after light rain plagued the region for the better part of the last week. Soggy leaves and downed twigs leave residents who are just trying to make it to the... MORE »

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Article by connorc23
December 1, 2012

Migrant Workers Allegedly Hired to Fill in Football Seats

As the football season wound down, so did the turnout of fans pouring into the football stadium. While investigating this phenomenon, The University of Missouri was accused of hiring migrant workers from around Columbia to fill in remaining student section seats in hopes of tricking alumni into thinking that everyone still cared about the football... MORE »

Article by Alfred
November 30, 2012

Things Syracuse Should Have But Don’t: Puppy Rooms

Finals week is coming up, and as we all know, it’s the most stressful time of the year. Syracuse University usually comes out with a handful of lame-ass events to help relieve stress. (Wow, breakfast at NIGHT TIME. You really out-did yourselves this time) Our neighbors across the North border at Dalhousie University’s got the... MORE »

Article by Miguel Manalo
November 30, 2012

Snow Removal Delay Due To Official’s ‘New Perspective’

MAHWAH, NJ – Students and faculty were confused by the slow pace of Ramapo’s usually speedy snow crew. After the snow had started to come down heavily a little before noon this past Tuesday, commuters and dorming students alike wondered why it was taking so long to clear the areas. “Last semester the hill by... MORE »