Miguel Manalo
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Miguel Manalo

I love movies, headphones, and cheeseburgers. I'm an optimist in denial. Listening to "Planet Money", "You Made It Weird", and "This American Life" can make me smile under almost any circumstances. Just to say I could, I once licked the Eiffel Tower. I most definitely am a morning person. I'm also a narcissist in denial. Listening to podcasts at the gym is my way of busting stress. I love making jokes almost as much as I love going to shows. The wait between sets is so exhilarating. I love technology, old and new. Watching a live comedy show come together is probably the coolest thing ever. I've been to many places around the world. I love exploring new places. I'm really into business and also how 'funny' works. I love trying new foods and I get overly excited about making my workout schedule. I'm easily distracted by shiny, new gadgets. ENFJ
November 30, 2012

Snow Removal Delay Due To Official’s ‘New Perspective’

MAHWAH, NJ – Students and faculty were confused by the slow pace of Ramapo’s usually speedy snow crew. After the snow had started to come down heavily a little before noon this past Tuesday, commuters and dorming students alike wondered why it was taking so long to clear the areas. “Last semester the hill by... MORE »

November 16, 2012

Flu Season at Ramapo College

MAHWAH, NJ – Ramapo has a small campus which is good and bad. A smaller campus means shorter walks and more chances of running into friends. But a smaller space during this time of year also means more chances to get sick. Most students prefer to vomit from tequila rather than influenza. Ariel Crewes, assistant... MORE »

November 9, 2012

Spring 2013 Registration Begins at Ramapo College

Registration for the Spring 2013 semester began this Tuesday. With finals approaching and popular sections filling up quickly, what does Ramapo think?   “As a Women’s Studies major I approach my schedule with the mindset that… blahblahblah.”      Kerri-Ann Taylor      Senior, Women’s Studies major           “While you’re logged... MORE »

October 19, 2012

Undah Presshah – Inside Your Procrastinating Head

30 minutes until class:  Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. Why didn’t I start this paper two days ago?! It’s so friggin’ easy and now I’m stressing out 30 minutes before I gotta sprint over there from the Village. Def not getting out of the sweatpants I slept in for this BS class. 29... MORE »

October 15, 2012

Are Pumpkins More Delicious Or Deadly?

Mahwah, NJ – It has been 23 days since the beginning of Autumn. This means that every beverage, piece of clothing, and homework assignment on Ramapo’s Mahwah campus has the right to be pumpkin-related. However, the investigative team here at Ramapo Basement has uncovered the scary (like Halloween H20 scary) truth behind this yearly pumpkin... MORE »

October 5, 2012

New Apathetic College Service Offers Short-Term Pencil Rentals

MAHWAH, NJ—Announcing its plan to offer short-term, affordable pencil rentals for RoadRunners who don’t own pencils of their own, Apathetic College Inc. launched a brand-new pencil-sharing service earlier this Fall. According to company officials, Apathetic College’s inaugural inventory consists of 24 pencils for the whole campus, providing students with the option to rent pencils by... MORE »

October 1, 2012

Ramapo College App Finally Updated With Useful Features

MAHWAH, NJ – In response to criticism over the lackluster Ramapo Mobile app, the College has submitted version 1.0.7 to the App Store today for approval. Frustrated by the constant stream of angry emails, tweets, and loud screaming at various department heads, school officials took into account every suggestion and turned the app into a... MORE »

September 18, 2012

Stress Creation Management – A Workshop on Creating Stress in Your Life More Efficiently

Please join us for a discussion and interactive session on stress creation techniques including methods students may deploy to encourage stressful situations on Wednesday, September 26 in Laurel Hall, first floor at 9 p.m. We will also discuss stress-reducers and how to avoid them. ALL students are welcome. Contact Laurel Hall RA Michael Manuelo with... MORE »

September 14, 2012

Timely Warning: Fog Alert

Timely Warning – Friday, September 14, 2012 UPDATED: 10:49 AM FOG ALERT Fog was spotted on the field adjacent to Ramapo College’s main campus soon after 1 AM this morning. Around 1:15 AM, reports of blood curdling screams and monster-sightings have been coming into the RamapoBasement feed all morning. Be advised: the fog is dangerous.... MORE »