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Article by Kevin Slack
October 14, 2010

In Moral Quandary, Man Decides Not to Skip Class, Is Idiot

Thomas Aquinas, a sophomore philosophy major, woke up Tuesday morning with a dilemma.  “I was feeling not so great, but not awful either, the weather was really shitty outside, I really just didn’t want to go to class,” Aquinas said. He also believed that his 9:30 class would probably be having a quiz, which he... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 12, 2010

Professors Look to Students for Excuses to Skip Class

A recent trend has begun to develop at Syracuse where, in a surprising turn of events, professors are copying off of students. Namely, they have taken to skipping class and providing students with incredibly underdeveloped excuses. Over the last few weeks, a record 67 professors have been recorded absent from class, citing excuses such as,... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 10, 2010

CuseMyCampus says: It’s Skip Class Week!

For all of you readers out there, we at CuseMyCampus are calling this Syracuse Skip Class Week. Instead of waking up at 8:00 to go to your bullshit statistics class, here are some things you could be doing instead:   Not waking up to go to your bullshit stats class. Take some time to rest.... MORE »

Article by Rud
October 10, 2010

Student Skips Class, Professor Calls Parents

      Thursday, October 7th was a dark day for Syracuse University Freshman, Joseph Petrapolis. Joseph decided that skipping his 8 a.m. lecture class of 200 students would be “no big deal”. Instead of attending class he reportedly slept in until 11am and enjoyed a leisurely breakfast.        Big fucking mistake, Joe. 11:30am... MORE »