Cornell Student Assembly has decided to take the necessary steps towards making College Avenue a safer and happier place for all. Currently when walking down College Avenue on the sidewalk it is not uncommon to have to walk out of the way of a car parked on the curb. When you drive down College Avenue it feels like a one way street because of all the cars that are parallel parked with half the car jutting out into the street. They are organizing funds to create a Parking Enforcement Committee run by students who are sick and tired of people parking like dicks. If you live in college town you have been driving for at least 4 years, you should be able to park a car. The committee will terrorize students' vehicles until they all learn to parallel car at a time! Next time you might wanna spend an extra two minutes fixing that park job.