I’m on my video A-game lately and it’s all thanks to my fellow Cornellians constantly churning out hilarious vids for the rest of us to watch instead of doing more important things like GTLing. I stumbled up on this Bo Burnham-esque video from Jon Zucker ’14 and I couldn’t resist, he’s just so damn adorable. I particularly enjoyed the barrage of YouTube commenters on his page bickering about how nothing compares to Bo himself. In fact, I wasted 3 minutes of my life reading those comments. You know what, Jon? Fuck the haters. Also maybe I could make a cameo in your next video? If not that’s OK. Just wondering. I get lonely sometimes. Think about it and get back to me. Until then, enjoy your 15 minutes of fame you sexy thang.