Wash U Makes Another Top Ten List!

Article by doodlebug December 6, 2011

Tuesday: Delighted university officials announced that WUSTL has made yet another publicized top ten list: “Top Ten Schools That Have Made Nearly Every Top Ten List Except The List of Top Ten Schools.” Previous top ten spots include “Top Ten Friendliest Campuses,” “Top Ten Campuses with Renowned Cement Architecture,” “Top Ten Research Institutions,” “Top Ten... MORE »

Article by unclealbert
December 6, 2011

5 Ways to Lose Weight Without Exercising: The Wash U Students’ Guide

You might have noticed Wash U has a very healthy-looking student body. For a school with such lackluster athletic programs (except for our championship-winning cross-country team of course, but let’s be honest, competitive running is like NASCAR with fewer crashes and more team-cest), we tend to stay pretty slim. Plus, in terms of food, we live in luxury not... MORE »

Article by xoboredgurlxo
December 4, 2011

A Finals Survival Toolkit

As finals are approaching faster than I can say, “hey winter break hey,” I thought I’d prepare a list of a WashU student’s essentials toolkit to prepare for the two weeks of doom that are looming over us all. 1) Sleeping Bag Now I know that you wonder at the stamina of the select few... MORE »

Article by sonovabeach
December 3, 2011

A Simple Guide to Facebook Relationship Statuses

Though February is still months away, cupid’s arrows reign down on the Danforth Campus, hitting students in the heart, resulting in genuine friendship or true love”¦ or more likely in the groin, resulting in drunken hook ups. Most naturally, the WashU student body feels the need to share these relationships with the World Wide Web.... MORE »

Article by halfmanhalfamazing
December 2, 2011

Winter Break Delayed: Washington University To Deny Students of Christmas

St. Louis””Wash U spoiled students Winter Break plans to head home a few days before Christmas, announcing a mandatory meeting to discuss the state of the university at 11 pm on December 24th.  The school will require faculty to be present as well and attendance will be taken to ensure that no one has time... MORE »

Article by JClassy
December 2, 2011

DO’s and DON’Ts of Sorority Recruitment 2012

Get ready to laugh, cry, and eat your heart out. It’s RECRUITMENT 2012!!! With over 360 PNMs (potential new members) all signed up to come back to WUSTL in early January for rushy rush rush, I thought I could offer up some helpful advice. Listen up Ladies of 2015: DO’s and DON’Ts of RECRUTIMENT 2012... MORE »

Article by rkrieg
November 30, 2011

The Art of the Fracket

Fracket: Noun. A portmanteau of “frat” and “jacket.” An exterior layer of warmth worn to social gatherings or festivities held at fraternity houses. Immediately shed at the door or behind a couch. Preferably a $7 coat from Wal-Mart or an old throwback from long lost middle school days of Abercrombie. Probable defects: broken zipper, missing buttons, lack of actual... MORE »

Article by doodlebug
November 29, 2011

Confused Family of Four Found inside South Forty House: “We Thought It Was a Carnival Cruise!”

Tuesday: A family of four was found with an unusual amount of suitcases stealing from the salad bar at Paws-n-Go. “Don’t you just love an all-inclusive resort?!” Marilyn Jones shrieked as the B & D security guard reprimanded her. According to the security guards, Mrs. Jones and her family had actually been asked to leave... MORE »

Article by unclealbert
November 28, 2011

WAITLISTED

Everyone’s waiting on something””read on to see what your desired class says about you. L98 AMCS 314 Children’s Literature Since World War II: From E.B. White to J.K. Rowling ““ Oh, I get it. You like reading, but not that much. You vaguely remember a time in your life when all it took to make... MORE »