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Article by rkrieg November 9, 2011

As WashU students, you are obviously getting your monthly fix of human interaction from library socialization. If not, you are probably one of the kids who draw anime in Bear’s Den, a member of the university’s molepeople population (including the Sam Fox molepeople sector), or someone who “goes out” … whatever that means. The library... MORE »

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Article by unclealbert
November 8, 2011

NEW COURSE OFFERINGS!!!

Spring 2012 will mark a brand new curriculum for undergraduate students at Wash U.  Check out some of the exciting new course listings below!     B55 LOF 123 ““ Loafing in Loafers A new mandatory course for all Olin Business School students. Provides an introduction to the group-work format with an emphasis on dressing... MORE »

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Article by Grill
November 7, 2011

THE FACE: My attempt to shake up Wash U’s Social Life

Do you see something off about this photograph? Do you merely recognize some co-eds have a good time, enjoying a pregame before Linus, a large off-campus philanthropic party? Or do you spot something lurking in the back? A strange, slightly upsetting expression. A dark hole of rebellion. It’s THE FACE.   Here is my brief,... MORE »

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Article by unclealbert
November 5, 2011

Curricular Planner Designed by Ex-Nazi Scientist

Wash U’s Office of Public Relations revealed a shameful secret yesterday””the curricular planner function on Webstac, designed to help students organize the credits they must achieve to graduate, was designed by Detlef von Braun, formerly a rocket scientist in Hitler’s Third Reich.   Von Braun worked closely with Hitler and other SS higher-ups, and his... MORE »

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Article by JClassy
November 5, 2011

HOT HOT HOT! Wash U’s Newest Student Run Business!

GRAND OPENING: Wash U’s Newest Student-Run Business: “Fuckin’ On The 40″ After all”¦ you’ll always remember your first 40″¦   We had a naming competition”¦ -Fuckin’ On The 40 (WINNER!) -Wydown on Me -Watch U Wash -Forplay on Forsyth   It’s about time! No more going abroad to Amsterdam to get your kinky sex toys.... MORE »

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Picture by Grill
November 4, 2011

Why the Midwest Frightens Me.

Saw this on my way to lunch. ‘Nuff said. MORE »

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Picture by JClassy
November 4, 2011

OH that good old midwestern pride

Saw this one in the village parking lot. MORE »

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Article by sonovabeach
December 31, 1969

New Dieter vs. Salad Bar

Never too late to start a New Year’s resolution right? Either way, pounds need to be shed. It is time to go where no carb-addict has gone before- the Paws and Go salad bar. Gasps from an imaginary audience. Yes, I am on my way to becoming the next Victoria’s Secret angel, and marina sauce... MORE »

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Article by sonovabeach
December 31, 1969

Funding Exposed: Tulip Mania is Our Fault.

Breaking news. After an upheaval from undergraduates regarding WashUâ??s superfluous spending, Chancellor Wrighton held a press conference to clarify where tuition money is going. Most of this chaos is surrounding the annual â??Tulip Maniaâ?. For all of the froshies that have yet to witness this phenomenon and think that gothic architecture and top tier education... MORE »