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Wash U: The Harvard of Analogies
We all know that Wash U is the uncontested Harvard of the Midwest (suck it Notre Dame! And Northwestern. And the University of Chicago. And the University of Michigan.) Okay, so maybe it’s not completely uncontested. Believe it or not, there are even more schools that jacked our moniker””Eastern Illinois University, the Medical University of... MORE »
In Defense of No Pants
Lately there has been a lot of negative sentiment revolving around MY clothing choices. Ok, so it’s not, like, just my clothing choices, but sometimes it feels that way. I see you smirking when I’m in line for my latte in Whispers. I see you pointing and whispering when I’m... MORE »
Apologia: Why I Drop Kicked You in the Face.
The seconds ticked rapidly towards midnight that evening. It was the eve of one of those devilish Wash U Monday’s when, for some reason, all professors decide to assign something major for the weekend. And there I was, alone, isolated in a top floor library cubicle, diving into analytical essays, while simultaneously reviewing statistical concepts... MORE »
What Your Major Says About You: WashU Edition
What Your Major Says About You “The mission of Washington University in St. Louis is the promotion of learning “” learning by students and by faculty. Teaching, the transmission of knowledge, is central to our mission, as is research, the creation of new knowledge.” Though WashU offers more than 90 programs and almost 1,500... MORE »
TOPPLE THE TWIGLET: BODY IMAGE ON CAMPUS
Special FAT TALK FREE WEEK edition: If we really want to have a successful Fat Talk Free Week where we tell all our friends how luscious their hair is, we need to do something drastic about “The Bunny” statue that lurks on campus. Sure she is supposed to be sculpted after “The Thinker,” but... MORE »
Getting Big
My boys often ask me, “Sam, how do you stay so yoked?” In the Wash U weight room, however, this question often comes in the form of a “how do you improve your muscular strength and definition?” Well I’m here to finally reveal the secret to getting jacked. Steroids! Yes, steroids are the secret. Not... MORE »
Subway Grumps of Old
Have you ever second-guessed what vegetables you’d like on a sandwich? Have you ever awaited an important text message? Have you ever had such a complex sandwich order, that you thought to give it in pieces so as to be considerate of the sandwich artists? If you answered yes to any of the above questions,... MORE »
‘Connie’s Choice’ Picked up by FX For 3-Season Run
Fox Entertainment Group announced on Wednesday that they had finally closed on talks with Connie Diekman, MEd, RD, LD, FADA, and are beginning production on a new television series to air this Winter, titled “Connie’s Choice.” The series will be roughly based on the life of Diekman, best known for being the director of university... MORE »
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Girl Struggles In Whispers Booth
Who would have thought that WashU Campus Basement’s very own head writer would be guilty of taking up an entire Whispers booth to herself??! After this photograph was taken, the subject began foaming at the mouth, fell to the ground, and crawled her way to the B Stacks. Dark. MORE »