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Words with Friends with Benefits: An exciting new pastime
Even with Valentine’s Day freshly behind us, sexy sentiments continue to linger in the air thanks to a fun new pastime that recently came to my attention. Until now, Words with Friends was a game strictly reserved for people that had made a cellular commitment to allow only the one true iPhone they loved get... MORE »
Trust Me, It Sucks NOT Being Single on Valentine’s Day
To all you single folks out there this Valentine’s Day, you got it lucky. I would give almost anything to not be in a relationship for this upcoming V-Day. Now, the other 364 days out of the year, I completely love having someone to cozy up to late at night. But trust me, there are... MORE »
Weekly Sex: Never Been Kissed
Once a week has never been so satisfying. Weekly Sex, I’m not the only one in this situation, I’ve definitely talked to other people who are the same way, but it’s almost the end of freshman year and I’ve still never kissed anybody. Should I just keep waiting?? I don’t want all the pressure to... MORE »
Weekly Sex: The Spark
Once a week has never been so satisfying. Dear Weekly Sex, Ever since getting back from winter break, sex hasn’t really been the same with my partner. I guess since we haven’t been together in a little while, it feels kind of awkward. How can we bring back the spark? – Feeling Off Dear Mr./Miss... MORE »
Finals Fornication
It is terribly important that we all at Cornell, get A’s on every exam and every paper. But, the most important weeks of our year come in December and May. Finals week. From interviews and experience Cornell Basement has found that the ultimate key to success during Finals Week is sex. Yes, you can be... MORE »
A Simple Guide to Facebook Relationship Statuses
Though February is still months away, cupid’s arrows reign down on the Danforth Campus, hitting students in the heart, resulting in genuine friendship or true love”¦ or more likely in the groin, resulting in drunken hook ups. Most naturally, the WashU student body feels the need to share these relationships with the World Wide Web.... MORE »
Freshman falls head over heels; is seriously injured
Freshman Katie Yamoor fell hard yesterday (down a flight of stairs) with her then-boyfriend, who was relatively unharmed. Her injuries are not fatal, but many speculate there will be some walls up (around the stairs) in the future to prevent a reoccurrence. “He was the kind of guy who played games,” a friend of Yamoor’s... MORE »
The 5 Stages of an SU Relationship
1. Casual Dating 2. Serious Dating 3. Engagement 4. Marriage 5. When your friends begin referring to the significant other by his or her real name MORE »