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Article by ramapops
March 17, 2012

Raised Tuition Money to Benefit Overweight Space Creatures in Star Wars Galaxy

After much speculation and whispering amongst students, the truth is finally out about where the money from all the recent tuition increases at Ramapo College has been going. In one of his famous, “Message from the President” emails, Dr. Peter Mercer addressed the students of Ramapo College, informing them that their hard earned tuition expenses... MORE »

Article by emcorbet
March 17, 2012

Three reasons drinking alone is better than going to a bar on Marshall St

I’d like to state that I am not an alcoholic. But I do like a good drink. What I don’t like is going down to DJs/Chucks/Lucys/Flip Night and waiting for seemingly decades to get to the bar only to find out their drink selection is based on lackluster liquor and even shittier beer. Why bother?... MORE »

Article by jambrand08
February 28, 2012 1 Comment

Cornell Researchers Unsure Why Students Drink

ITHACA, NY – Despite numerous changes in University policy ““ including prohibiting freshmen students from attending open fraternity parties, and banning alcohol from sorority “mixers” ““ the prevalence of medical transports and other alcohol related incidents at Cornell has remained unchanged. Recently, a team of researchers from the College of Agriculture & Life Sciences set... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 17, 2012

Around the Web

Check out the latest and greatest from our friends around the web! Whether you’re angry about McDonalds being out of chicken McNuggets, looking to reminisce about how amazing Titanic was, looking to throw a party without smelling bacon, or interested in learning what kinds of hangovers there are (hint: they’re all bad), this week’s links answer... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
February 10, 2012

A Bartender’s Guide to College Parties

Just because you’re working exclusively with lowest-shelf alcohol and off-brand sodas, your fellow bartenders are quickly getting drunk, and you’re behind the dining table your roommates dragged outside doesn’t mean you’re anything less than a mixologist. You’re a crafter of dreams, a nurser of egos. You feed good times to the sober and liquid courage... MORE »

Video by Alex Rosenthal
February 8, 2012

Betches Debut Super Sexy Music Video

This captures sorority nightlife pretty damn well. It’s like a Ke$ha video but without the glitter or the unbearable sing-talking. Probably the same amount of drugs though. MORE »

Article by jillboard
February 6, 2012

Ramapo Issues 21+ ID’s; Changes Drinking Age To 25

Mahwah, NJ – The tyrannical mini-nation known as Ramapo College continues to force students to leave campus. No, I’m not talking about student herding (rumored to begin next Fall). As Public “Safety” released their ominous email this morning, a campus-wide “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” was recorded being heard as far as Snooki’s house. Starting today, if you’re a student... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
February 3, 2012

Juniors’ roommate declared a national “disaster area”

The federal government declared a Communications major west of campus an official disaster area on Thursday, following weeks of destructive behavior and dangerous top speeds of around six shots/hour. In typical fashion, FEMA was slow to respond and residents in her vicinity suffered for it. After two freshman fraternity pledges were evacuated from the area,... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 3, 2012

Sorry for Partying

Check out this article from our friends at Sorry for Partying!  10 Simple Reasons Why Drinking is Good.  Sure, you already knew drinking was good. At least you assume it’s good, you’re usually not present when drunk you takes over your body. But you’ve been todl by your peers that it’s good. And also that... MORE »