Check out the latest and greatest from our friends around the web! Whether you’re angry about McDonalds being out of chicken McNuggets, looking to reminisce about how amazing Titanic was, looking to throw a party without smelling bacon, or interested in learning what kinds of hangovers there are (hint: they’re all bad), this week’s links answer it all. And, for a special bonus, you can combine them: throw a party without the cops coming, wake up hungover, go to McDonald’s only to discover that they don’t have any chicken McNuggets left and become so destitute that you decide to curl up in a blanket and watch Titanic. Boom! Looks like we just planned your Saturday.

I Don’t Feel Bad About It: I’ll Never Let Go Either
College Party Gurus: Avoiding Cops