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Article by Leah Folta
February 3, 2012

Juniors’ roommate declared a national “disaster area”

The federal government declared a Communications major west of campus an official disaster area on Thursday, following weeks of destructive behavior and dangerous top speeds of around six shots/hour. In typical fashion, FEMA was slow to respond and residents in her vicinity suffered for it. After two freshman fraternity pledges were evacuated from the area,... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
November 14, 2011

Your Crazy Weekend (Edited For Your Parents)

 This weekend was insane.   [In that it was pleasant, productive, and not insane.]   I was PLANNING to work on my lab report and study for a test Monday [just like every weekend]. It all started when Michelle’s “mellow” birthday Friday turned out to be a trip to a [study group]!! It was fun... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
December 16, 2010

How to Hide Your Crazy From that Guy You Like

So you’re crazy. It’s OK! Unfortunately, you’re not that irresistible crazy/hot combo or you’d already be rolling in codependent relationships, crushing any soul naïve enough to open itself to you, and getting your tongue ring all up in whoever’s mouth you please. These suggestions, if followed, can save you some time before you too can... MORE »

Video by Humor Whore
December 15, 2010

Snowkour Parkour!

It’s Christmas time, and the Parkour bros are ready for action! MORE »

Video by FloatYourBoat
December 9, 2010

Rush 2010 | Float Your Boat

It’s rush time, do you have what it takes? MORE »

Article by apost
November 29, 2010

Relax Prof

In preparation for finals at Cornell one professor prepared his students for the worst if caught cheating…and I quote, “If I catch you cheating I will rip off your fucking head and shit in your neck.” Good luck bitches. Enjoy the last week of classes before study week and finals start, oh and watch out... MORE »