You've probably seen the posters of sexy Skorton rockin' the milk mustache around campus. On par with famous stars like the Olsen twins and David Beckham, Skorton works it. It's to promote the nutritional value of milk - good thing we have so many cows in Ithaca. But does Skorton not have faith in his Ivy League students!? Does he think we don't know milk is good for us - half of the students are biology majors. Come on now Skorton, have a little faith. We wouldn't be at Cornell if we didn't eat a hearty breakfast consisting of a bowl of wheaties with milk and a glass of OJ every morning in high school. Plus a shit ton of adderall.